DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

Xia Jia complained and waved goodbye to the group members.

……

Platform.

Only four people remain.

Kasumigaoka Utaha crossed her arms, her jade-like feet, encased in black stockings, rhythmically tapping the ground:

"Oh my, Mr. Descendant, have you finally decided to send your harem away?"

The black cat glanced at the woman in black stockings, whose only redeeming quality was her figure, puffed out her swollen breasts, and sneered:

"Mortal, you are not qualified to interfere in the affairs of the gods."

Eriri nodded repeatedly, tugging at Kasumigaoka Utaha's sleeve as she tried to persuade her:

"You can't afford to mess with them."

Kasumigaoka Utaha stomped her feet even faster:

"In just one afternoon, why is there another girl next to you, and..."

She shifted her gaze to Eriri: "Sawamura-san, I remember you left with that fan, right? Why are you here?"

Eriri's expression froze, and she slowly turned her head away, unable to look at Kasumigaoka Utaha:

"I, I didn't stay here because I was too scared to go home alone."

"Fear?"

As she spoke, Kasumigaoka Utaha took out her phone and pulled up a previous news article:

"Because of this? Aki Tomoya, um, I remember it was because of his junior at school..."

Strange insect corpses at night, Shaka's sudden appearance in the morning, departing fans, and the gas explosion in Akihabara...

A series of conditions combined to make Kasumigaoka Utaha uneasy:

"What are you hiding from me? Why does even this golden retriever know about this, but I don't?"

Shi Yu stroked her chin, her thoughts racing, and an ominous aura began to emanate from her.

"You two didn't happen to be having an affair, get caught by the victim, then plotted to assassinate her, and finally detonated the gas to cover your tracks, then pretended to be a nonchalant couple and continued shopping?"

Shiyu's expression grew increasingly terrifying:

"Did you also purchase a high-value insurance policy?"

As if certain, Shiwa suddenly pointed at Eriri and said:

"Wake up, Teacher Descendant! That woman is definitely thinking about how to pocket that huge compensation money for herself. Her next target is you!"

Eriri yelled, "Who would do such a thing?!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha crossed her arms, scrutinized him from head to toe, and demanded, "Then tell me, what is your relationship with that victim?"

Eriri froze, then stammered, "Childhood friends."

"As expected. You fell for the perfect male lead who fell from the sky, so you cruelly murdered your childhood sweetheart. You really are a woman with a terrible sin." Shi Yu nodded repeatedly.

"No, that's not it..." Eriri's mood became even more depressed, and she squatted on the ground with her arms crossed.

But then I suddenly remembered my childhood sweetheart, whom I hadn't spoken to for years, who had even tried to harm me with some strange thing. Suddenly, I didn't feel so bad anymore.

Shaga nodded with interest.

Is this the creator's thought process? I love it; it feels like it could be the subject of a book.

After defeating the golden-haired girl, Shiwa slowly approached Shaka and looked down at her from a high vantage point:

"So, can you tell me now? (Nazi) Trash-kun? I think that even if it's not as an ambiguous relationship between opposite sexes, it's reasonable for a disciple to care about their teacher's illegal behavior and try to cover it up."

Shaga shrugged: "Did I tell you before that I was busy saving the world?"

"Save the world? With what?"

"light novel."

Kasumigaoka Utaha's expression froze, as if she were recalling something.

Xia Jia raised his eyebrows: "I think you have a lot of talent in this area. Why don't you join us?"

"What aspect?"

"Making up stories."

……

Chapter 156 An Encounter with a Probability of Six Billion

dusk.

The tram sped through the city streets.

After sending Eriri home, the three of them embarked on their journey again.

The black cat broke free from Sadako's possession and obtained a cursed item that had been contained.

[Sadako's NTR] (DVD)

• Rule items.

After receiving the cursed video, Sadako will move to the corresponding location through the display device.

• Cost: Cursing ability is weakened for unknown reasons, and the victim's identity may be reversed after moving.

……

In the carriage.

Kasumigaoka Utaha, her black hair layered, looked out the window at the scenery rushing by, then closed her eyes in deep thought.

"so……"

"The thing is, you happened to discover a parasitic beast that wanted to harm people, rescued an ignorant humiliation artist from the industry, and threatened to take him to a love hotel by threatening to witness him wetting his pants. Because of the suspension bridge effect, the latter half-heartedly went along and stayed for a full hour before coming out?"

Xia Jia's rant:

"The people, the places, and even the events seem fine, so why does it sound so strange coming from your mouth? Don't you think so, Black Cat?"

The black cat lowered its eyes: "When the brain is mired in filth, one's words will naturally take on a tainted color."

"Are you saying I'm 'impure'?" Kasumigaoka Utaha frantically shook her leg. "Sorry, I'm still a virgin."

As she spoke, she glanced at Shaka and teased, lifting a corner of her skirt: "What, does Teacher Descendant want to test me?"

'Tch.' Xia Jia glanced at this master of empty talk.

“But…” Shiyu ignored the black cat’s sarcasm and turned her head to quietly look out the window:

"Suddenly talking about parasites and psychics, the world is really going to be a mess."

Xia Jia chimed in, "Yes, that's right. In just one day, your childhood sweetheart suddenly dies, and you're even assassinated or something..."

Kasumigaoka Utaha crossed her legs, a look of regret on her face:

"Speaking of which, that kid and I had discussed the plot of the new work before, arguing endlessly about the childhood friend faction. Wow, now it seems absolutely tragic."

The black cat chimed in, "Losing a scumbag childhood sweetheart and gaining a perfect windfall. Does that make things a little easier to accept?"

"That's true... just kidding!"

Shi Yu scoffed: "A perfect stroke of luck? A perfect stroke of luck involving a dozen girls going to a love hotel?"

The black cat taunted, "You're just envious."

Xia Jia nodded in agreement: "I'll take you next time, the bathrooms there are amazing."

Time passed amidst Xia Jia's banter and jokes.

He stretched out in his seat, feeling the tram pass through a tunnel, and as the carriage plunged into darkness, he slowly exhaled:

"That's why I pursue the mysterious. Only by having power in my own hands can I feel safe and protect those I want to protect."

The three of them were silent.

As the carriage was once again enveloped by the setting sun, and golden spots of light scattered across it, Shiyu asked:

Where are you going next?

"To see my girlfriend."

"what?"

Shi Yu was stunned, her gaze falling on the black cat, the meaning clear: Isn't she your girlfriend?

"Don't misunderstand, we are only temporarily knight and queen."

Shi Yu's gaze turned strange... as if to say, what exactly do you like about this kind of boy?

The black cat seemed to understand Shiyu's meaning and slightly raised its chin: You're no different.

The fact that someone you like is liked by many others is just a bonus before a relationship is confirmed. It at least proves that they didn't choose the wrong person, and that Xia Jia is indeed a very outstanding person.

Ultimately, whoever emerges from this chaotic battlefield will have to rely on their own abilities.