Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

"Oh!" Giyu Tomioka punched his right fist into his left palm, as if suddenly realizing something.

"I remember now, that's how the game is played. So I'll just have to spend some time eliminating you."

"You agree to fight me? Ha, then let's go—"

"Roar--!"

The hooded boy looked up and roared, bellowing like a wild boar in encouragement.

"Charge forward like a pig! Hahahaha! Charge forward like a pig! Hahahaha! Charge forward like a pig!!!"

With a rough laugh, the boy charged at Giyu Tomioka, wielding two swords.

"Die! Breath of the Beast!"

With hands joined together, both swords thrust at the opponent simultaneously.

Giyu Tomioka paused for a second, then brandished his Nichirin Blade before the boy could arrive:

"Type Two?"

tearing~

A large gash appeared on the boy's body.

It seems that this level of attack can only seriously injure him, but not kill him.

"The breath of water?"

Giyu Tomioka swung his sword again, slashing heavily at the boy.

Ding!

[Contestant number 8, Yoshiyuki Tomioka, used a knife to kill contestant number 88, Inosuke Hashibira!]

"Ah! As expected, you're very strong! Hahahaha, I'll definitely beat you next time! Hahahaha..."

Inosuke Hashibira laughed loudly as his figure vanished.

"This idiot!"

Zenitsu Agatsuma is truly exasperated by Inosuke's idiot behavior.

"Dare to challenge Mr. Tomioka? You're just waiting to lose."

"Luckily, we saved up a lot of points together before, which should be enough for him to buy revival coins." Tanjiro Kamado was genuinely worried about Inosuke.

If Inosuke loses his eligibility now, it would be a shame if they couldn't see each other for almost a year and play together.

“Yes, Mr. Tomioka is a very capable person.” Shinobu Kocho agreed with Zenitsu Agatsuma’s words.

"However, Inosuke is very brave to challenge Mr. Tomioka."

"cut."

The other pillars nearby curled their lip; they actually quite wanted to see Giyu Tomioka fail.

Some people just can't take criticism.

Just as the pillars were imagining Giyu Tomioka's defeat, by sheer coincidence, a fighter appeared who could defeat him.

"Oh dear~ Look what I've just seen! Demon Slayer Corps swordsmen are killing each other!"

Another idiot!

The audience thought to themselves.

Perhaps it's because standing on a high place makes one look more sophisticated, but the newly appeared contestant also stood on a mountain of garbage.

But... no matter how high you stand, it can't hide the fact that it's a mountain of garbage. What kind of prestige does it have?

Giyu Tomioka looked up and saw a young man with white, oak-colored hair.

The young man had a pair of seven-colored eyes, with the character 'upper moon' written on one side and 'two' on the other in his pupils.

"Wind up two!"

Moved!

DNA moves!

The Demon Slayer's DNA has been activated!

Without saying a word, Yoshiyuki Tomioka swung his sword and slashed at the enemy.

Boom!

He chopped down the garbage mountain, causing piles of trash to fall down.

The demon hunter dodged the falling trash and, stepping over the filth, thrust his knife at his enemy.

"Not bad~ Looks like you demon hunters aren't so weak after all~"

"What's your name? Maybe I've heard of you before~"

"Don't get so worked up, don't get so worked up. Oh, are you avenging your fallen comrades? Too bad you're not as strong as me~"

Upper Moon Two Doma created two small ice figures to fight Giyu Tomioka, while he stood by and occasionally used some skills, but mostly chatted, acting as if he didn't take Giyu seriously at all.

"Shut up! You hideous monsters, die!"

"Ugly? Do you think I'm ugly? Many people say I'm a handsome man~ They all like me, and I will respond to the believers' requests, eat them, and give them eternal life!"

It's a pity that I've lost many believers lately; they've all been snatched away by my old rival. It's truly sad for a ghost..."

"Damn it, man-eating demon!"

"The breath of water? (The rest of the text appears to be a fragment and doesn't translate directly.)"

The water swirls, creating powerful whirlpools that sweep outwards.

Every time it encounters an obstacle, the vortex slices it apart as sharply as a million water jets!

'Sizzle sizzle—'

The sharp vortex swept towards the little ice figures, turning them into ice crystals.

The little ice doll created by the Blood Demon Art was shaved into dust, but Douma's expression remained unchanged, like a smiling but expressionless person.

He casually waved the iron fan in his hand, filling the air with ice crystals.

"It seems you're quite strong among the Demon Slayers. You must be the one called the Pillar, right? The Water Pillar? Oh~ I remember now, you're the Water Pillar that all the Pillars hate!"

"I'm not disliked. Don't talk nonsense."

Shinobu Kocho: ? ? ?

So you didn't know you were disliked?

"Really? But I heard that your Huhu Pillar often says you're not worthy of being a pillar~"

I once joined a cult chat group. Doma humbly sought advice and often learned from other cult leaders and clan chiefs how to chat and deceive followers. Tomioka Giyu was mentioned as a negative example several times.

Zheng!

Giyu Tomioka quickly slashed to block the ice crystals.

“We don’t have a Whoosh Pillar; you must be referring to a Wind Pillar. He’s right.”

"I am truly unworthy to be a Pillar, but the Wind Pillar understands me," thought Giyu Tomioka.

On the surface, he still kept a straight face, making it impossible to see his expression.

Sanemi Shinazugawa: ? ? ?

What are you talking about? Looking down on me? You're not even willing to refute that!

"...Ugh~ It's so boring chatting with you. You and your friends are really different." Douma was a little bored.

"Of course. I'm different from them all."

Giyu Tomioka: I am not worthy to be compared with them.

All the pillars: ? ? ? This guy is looking down on us again?!

At that moment, the Pillars even went so far as to think, "Why don't we just let the demon kill the Water Pillar (not really)!"

Kamado Tanjiro and my wife Zenitsu:? ? ?

Mr. Yiyong, what are you saying?!

Players skilled at reading facial expressions were like this: "..."

How did this guy grow so big?

With an arrogant expression that says "they're all younger brothers," he claims he's inferior to the other pillars?

How many people can understand it?

115 The final 10!

"It's time to end this battle, you annoying water column, goodbye~"

Doma completely lost interest in continuing to play.

A gigantic ice bodhisattva rose from the ground, spewing out bursts of ice crystals.