A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

"It's too late, you'll have to wait for the next round."

War was imminent. On the coffee table, the phone that Johnson had just thrown down beeped, and a text message popped up.

"Payback credit has arrived, 10,000,000 yen."

Neither of the two men, who had rejoined the war, noticed this change; the unnoticed phone screen flickered and then went black.

Ultimately, this impromptu barbecue battle continued until late at night, until Johnson received another phone call.

"Has the specialist sent from headquarters arrived at the bureau yet? Okay, Xingzi, please receive him/her. I'll be right there."

After hanging up the phone, Johnson took off his shirt, which smelled strongly of barbecue, and walked shirtless towards the bathroom.

"Saitama, I have to go out for a while, so I'll leave the cleaning to you."

Saitama, sprawled in a lounge chair on the balcony, didn't even lift his head. He simply stretched out his hand and gave an OK sign, signaling him to hurry up and leave: "Okay, even if you don't go out, you'll still ask me to."

"Hmm, what kind of talk is that? Do you have a problem with that?"

"No, thank you for your hospitality~"

“That’s more like it,” Johnson said, taking off his clothes and standing in the shower. The cold water poured over his head, running down his strong, muscular body. “If it’s too late, don’t go back. The guest room you stayed in before is still empty. You can clean it up yourself.”

Saitama's weak voice came from the balcony: "Yes, I understand."

ten minutes later.

"You must be Mr. Qiao Sen. The General Manager asked me to give you his regards!"

The person in charge of the receiving team sent by the headquarters in City A was a capable policewoman with a high ponytail. Her tall stature and perfect figure made her look much shorter than Xingzi.

When Johnson arrived, the young policewoman, forced to work overtime, gave him a forced smile and rolled her eyes, looking like a career woman being forced by an unscrupulous boss, her eyes full of resentment.

Unfortunately, the young policewoman's acting skills failed to penetrate Johnson's thick skin. He directly ignored her smile and shook hands with the mature and sexy headquarters specialist: "Specialist Catherine, you are too kind. We did not know you had arrived so quickly. We have not been hospitable enough."

Catherine calmly sized up the tall, handsome young policeman in front of her, and smiled slightly: "The chief is very concerned about this matter, so he ordered us to come overnight. It is we who have disturbed your rest."

"Not at all, it's all for work, it's what I should do."

After some polite exchanges, Kyoko, listening from behind, could only purse her lips.

It's only us humble working people who get to work!

"Without further ado, I'll get straight to the point," Catherine said, smoothing her bangs as she got down to business. "Where are those energy weapons you mentioned in your report to the Chief? I hope to complete the handover as soon as possible so I can return and report back."

"An energy weapon?!"

Shocked, Kyoko blurted out the words and hurriedly covered her mouth under the gazes of the two big shots, her face turning bright red.

Successfully earned a cold shoulder from someone who's never seen anything like it.

Chapter 39 Uninvited Guest

Giving Xingzi a disdainful look, Johnson looked at Catherine and nodded in response: "No problem. Where are the accompanying transport vehicles? I can take over at any time."

"It's parked in the police station parking lot... Hmm? Ready to be handed over at any time?" Catherine paused, then, after processing the logic, she couldn't help but ask doubtfully, "Do you carry those weapons with you?"

“You could say that,” Johnson stood up. “You could think of it as a superpower.”

"That's great!"

Although Catherine hadn't witnessed it firsthand, she had heard about Johnson's use of his superpowers to save the lives of many police officers, so she wasn't surprised.

But when the group arrived at the parking lot, Johnson activated his Stand ability and opened up the "private arsenal" he had obtained from Kingpin. Various types of energy guns filled most of the parking lot, leaving the capable City A specialist dumbfounded.

"It's all here."

"This, this, this..."

Regaining her senses from the shock, Catherine disregarded her loss of composure and immediately ordered her subordinates to load the weapons into the vehicle, her gaze towards Johnson growing increasingly intense.

It seems that as long as Johnson agrees, she would not mind if something happened.

Pooh!

Behind her, Xingzi squinted and muttered to herself: "You two are such a scoundrel!"

Ok?

Sensing the young policewoman's rich inner thoughts through his telekinesis, Johnson couldn't help but tilt his head slightly.

I haven't done anything yet, why are you insulting me too?

Then you can't just insult me ​​for nothing.

...The dividing line of continuous gunfire...

Silent all night.

Click.

Half asleep, Saitama heard the sound of a door closing outside the city and groggily pushed open the door.

"Hey, it's Qiao Sen. Are you only getting back now because you've been busy?"

"Yes, something came up, I was busy all night," Qiao Sen replied, placing the bag he was carrying on the table. "I brought you breakfast, come and eat after you've washed up."

"It smells so good!" Saitama sniffed the air and immediately perked up. "Got it, I'll go wash up right away!"

When I saw Catherine off in the morning, she mentioned that the commendation and promotion order from headquarters were on their way.

Previously, due to his seniority, the department head was unable to promote Johnson's rank even though he wanted to, but with this achievement, he should be promoted at least two ranks.

Johnson didn't care about these issues. His status as a public official and a hero could bring him certain conveniences, but these were not the whole of life.

With his current strength, obtaining or enjoying whatever he wants is a piece of cake.

But what distinguishes humans from other animals is their ability to control their desires.

Those who cannot control their inner desires have long since mutated into all sorts of bizarre monsters. Even if their strength may increase by leaps and bounds, instantly transforming them from weaklings to dragons, they are no different in the face of Saitama's fist.

As a well-off young man of the new century with a salary, free time, good looks, and a cheat code, Qiao Sen has no intention of trying such a loss-making transformation.

He's not a hungry wolf; why does he have to be a weirdo instead of a perfectly normal human?

……

Z City, train station.

Tata.

A tall, fair-skinned figure stepped off the high-speed train that had just arrived at the station. Her shoulder-length black hair and the hem of her dark green dress fluttered in the wind. Her angelic face was beautiful and charming, and her devilish figure was curvaceous.

"Isn't that 'Hellish Blizzard' from 'Hinamatsuri'? She actually came to Z City!"

"What a cool young lady! I saw the news; she and her sister are heroes who rescued tornadoes!"

"Uh, actually Fubuki is the younger sister! You fake fan!"

"...Wow, she has such a great figure, is she actually the younger sister?!"

Ignoring the chattering crowd around her, Fubuki has long been accustomed to being the center of attention in all kinds of environments since she was a child.

Her emerald green eyes swept around, and she gave a soft snort.

"As the city ranked last, even its infrastructure is lagging far behind."

After briefly summarizing her first impressions of Z City, Fubuki strolled down the platform, her graceful figure disappearing at the exit.

After leaving the station, Fubuki got into a taxi waiting for passengers on the roadside.

With her plump, long legs, free of any excess fat, crossed over her shoulder, she propped her cheek up with one hand and ordered, "To the police station."

While reading a magazine to pass the time and wait for customers, the driver, Da Shu, was suddenly greeted by a fair-skinned, beautiful, and aloof woman who got into the back seat. Overwhelmed by her aura of nobility, he stammered, "Okay, okay, miss! I...I...I'll be off right away!"

The taxi sped off, burning its tires wildly in a manner inconsistent with its performance, kicking up thick smoke and tire tracks as it launched itself away.

ten minutes later.

The seasoned driver from Z City, fueled by adrenaline, overtook other vehicles and carved a path through the heavy morning rush hour traffic, arriving at the Z City Police Station in the shortest possible time.

"Miss, I have accomplished my mission. The police station is just ahead!"

"You drove well, sir." Fubuki lowered her legs, and a ten-thousand-yuan bill floated in front of the driver, enveloped in her telekinesis. "The extra is a tip, thank you!"

"Oh, not at all. It would be my honor to serve you, Miss... Oh, they've already left."

The driver clutched the banknotes in his hand, but his gaze lingered absently on the graceful figure walking into the police station. He inhaled the faint fragrance still lingering in the car, and his earlier enthusiasm cooled down. After a long while, he turned into a wilted eggplant, and drove away dejectedly.

Clearly, there is one more heartbroken person in this city tonight.

Police station lobby.

With her arms crossed, Fubuki raised an eyebrow and tapped her knuckles lightly on the table when she saw that the police at the reception desk did not react.

Tuk-tuk-tuk.

The stunned officer on duty snapped out of his daze, quickly wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, and straightened his back as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

"Hello, miss! I am Officer PCZ9421. Do you need to handle any business, inquire about anything, or report a crime? I will be happy to assist you!"

“I’m looking for someone.” Fubuki’s gaze swept over the police officer information on the wall, finally settling on a handsome male police officer’s ID photo. “Look, it’s him.”

The officer on duty took a closer look, his eyes instantly blazing with jealousy: "Hmm... Johnson!?"

"...Wait a moment, I'll contact them for you right away."