A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Based on the principle of avoiding trouble, the best outcome would undoubtedly be for Fubuki to back down on her own.

A jogger passed by Johnson, panting heavily, and soon turned back, wiping the sweat from his brow with a towel.

"Good evening, Johnson."

"Saitama, are you going for a night run?"

Saitama stood still, nodded, and said, "I found a part-time job during the day, and then there were hero events after get off work, so today's training was delayed."

"I'm not talking to you anymore, I'm going for a run."

Having casually picked up a "limiter fragment," Johnson waved his hand and said, "Okay, good luck."

The next day.

"Section Chief, we received a report from a resident of the West District that the horse train station has been attacked by a strange man!"

"Got it. I'll be right there."

Johnson hung up his phone, drank the last sip of coffee, left a banknote on the table, weighed it down with the coffee cup, and jumped up into the air.

"Mom, look! There's Superman!"

“Baby, that’s our Z City’s hero, Super Cop.”

"Hey! Was that a hero who was having breakfast here just now?"

"Damn it! The cup that Super Cop used is mine! Don't steal it!"

"That plate is mine!"

The waiter, pushed back ten meters by the swarm of fans, was on the verge of tears: "You... the tip was for me!"

TRAIN STATION.

A high-speed gust of air tore through the clouds, leaving a clear trail in the sky, and in the blink of an eye, it arrived above the train station.

Below, a giant durian covered in sharp thorns and possessing human hands and feet is wreaking havoc on the fruit street outside the train station.

"Why do humans have the right to wantonly slaughter fruit? Fruit lives matter too!"

"Hahaha, I am the 'Durian Monster' who has awakened a rebellious spirit! As the natural enemy of all fruits, you damned humans, die! Sinek!"

In the sky, upon witnessing this scene, Johnson's lips twitched.

While spouting words of rebellion for the fruit, its enormous body crushed the other fruits in the fruit shop to pieces, its entire body covered in the "blood" of its companions, emitting an enticing aroma.

The thought process of this weirdo is truly incomprehensible.

Perhaps the durian monster's intimidating presence wasn't enough, as many of the people present were durian lovers. So, the surrounding citizens weren't too panicked. Apart from the shop owner who fled in an emergency, everyone else enthusiastically took photos and videos with their phones.

Some people are even discussing whether the mutated durian can produce durian pulp indefinitely. If so, they would definitely catch one and keep it as a pet at home.

Listen, is this human talk?

Qiao Sen was embarrassed and was about to go down to end this farce when he heard a cold female voice.

"Hellfire Storm—"

A whirlwind formed by telekinesis arose out of nowhere, carrying away the rubble and steel bars caused by the monster's destruction. The gradually forming tornado gained even more power and suddenly rushed forward, engulfing the bewildered durian monster.

Grab it! Grab it! Grab it!

The dense pebbles were accelerated by telekinesis to the speed of rifle bullets, becoming the sharpest weapon to pierce through the monster's thick, woody skin and penetrate deep inside.

ahhh-

A mournful howl emanated from the blue hurricane. After a while, as the blue hellish storm gradually subsided, a rich aroma of durian wafted through the streets, making even the neighbor's child drool with envy.

Durian Freak, dead, age: ten minutes.

His Stand ability passively seized the soul of a monster that was about to disappear, giving Johnson an extra Monster N card. This expired fodder card was no longer of much value, so he casually tossed it into his deck, intending to collect a batch and then decompose it for enhancement.

The weirdo was taken down by Fubuki first, and Johnson, who was only going through the motions, naturally didn't plan to show up and steal the spotlight from that young lady.

Having obtained the monster card, he immediately prepared to leave.

Just then, a clear, cold female voice rang in Johnson's ears: "Super Cop Johnson, I won this time!"

At her feet, Fubuki, now appearing before the public, was surrounded by a swarm of cameras and microphones. While expertly handling the reporters' questions, she used her superpowers to send a slightly smug telepathic message to Johnson: "If you don't want to lose the opportunity to appear in public in the future, then obediently join the Fubuki... group..."

"Oh, woman."

Johnson chuckled, shook his head, and without any hesitation, turned and flew away.

Seeing the figure disappear into a black dot in the sky, Fubuki's smile froze, and she took a deep breath to calm down.

I, Fubuki, will not give up so easily!

Just wait for me!

Several days passed in a row.

Z City seems to have become the safest city; as soon as a monster appears, it is crushed into dust by a certain non-resident superhero who comes upon hearing the noise.

Even Saitama, upon meeting Johnson, couldn't help but remark that the recent public security seemed much better than before.

Johnson was never a low-level C-class hero when he debuted, and he has never been troubled by things like attendance.

Fubuki's purpose was nothing more than to demonstrate her military strength and incidentally compete for achievements and media exposure.

Unfortunately, she chose the wrong opponent. Johnson was happy to slack off, collecting monster souls and running away each time, without even giving Fubuki a chance to speak.

It's true what they say: getting something for free is great for a while, and getting something for free all the time is even better.

After half a month, even Fubuki herself was confused.

This guy always arrives at the scene but never takes any action, just floating in the sky like a supervisor hired by a capitalist, giving her the illusion that she's working for Johnson.

Chapter 43 Daily life

With free on-site enforcers, Johnson's daily life suddenly became much more relaxed.

Recently, Bang, a martial artist who had been traveling to other cities and engaging in heroic activities, returned to his dojo located in the suburbs.

I've been to many places and seen all sorts of things, but unfortunately I still haven't found a disciple I like.

Perhaps it's because I've seen the best, that all the other withered branches and fallen leaves seem utterly uninteresting.

Upon learning of Bang's return, Johnson called upon Saitama, whose hair loss had become increasingly noticeable recently, and the original hot pot team of Z City reunited. This time, they fought again at Bang's dojo, and the three-way battle became even more intense.

This kid...

The old man raised an eyebrow at Saitama's progress. It felt like only a month had passed, but the kid was already able to hold his own against Johnson when they were fighting over meat, and at one point, he wasn't at a disadvantage.

What kind of insane growth rate is this?!

Bang was astonished by how quickly Saitama's strength had increased, while he continued to stare at Johnson with a death stare.

This left the latter completely baffled. Why was he staring at me instead of eating the tender and juicy veal steak?

Looking back at the bunch of misshapen and deformed fruits in his own vegetable garden, Banggu wanted nothing more than to sigh to the heavens.

You've been secretly learning the Flowing Water Force technique for so long, and you haven't improved at all!

What a waste of such extraordinary martial arts talent...

To this, Qiao Sen's skin was as thick as a city wall, and he showed no shame whatsoever.

Martial arts are not the mainstay of one's arsenal; they are more of an added bonus than a necessity.

Mastering a martial art can increase one's understanding of that type of enemy. Later on, when encountering enemies, instead of suffering a beating due to a lack of knowledge like Tanktop Master, Johnson relied on his various superpowers in direct combat.

In a one-sided game, who would bother showing off their skills?

In the midst of a peaceful daily routine, the dozens of gacha pulls accumulated were eventually exhausted.

With sufficient quantity to support it, in addition to the basic attribute cards of various levels, there are also quite a few other outputs.

[Fantasy Card Game: Veteran Driver]

[Card Type: Ability Card]

Rarity: R

[Introduction: Dominic, the superhero from the Fast & Furious universe, possesses the superpower of Drive or Die.]

[Effect 1: The driver does not die in a rollover]

[Max driving ability; you will never roll over while driving any vehicle.]

[Effect 2: Vehicle Enhancement]

All vehicle performance is doubled; a brief, passive flight ability is gained while driving a vehicle.

[Fantasy Card: Steel Bones (LvMax)]

[Card Type: Ability Card]

Rarity: R

[Introduction: A passive skill for fighters in the Arad world, a basic training technique.]

【Effect 1: Steel Reinforcement】

Relentless training makes the body as strong as steel.