A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

"Did you see clearly who did it?"

"I don't know!"

City E.

A cyclops, as tall as a three-story house, is wielding a tree as a weapon and wreaking havoc in the city center.

Amidst the alarm, the enormous eye, impenetrable even by bullets, suddenly burst open, and the back of its head exploded as if blown open, creating a hole large enough for an adult to enter. Mosaic images mixed with blood and brain matter splattered everywhere.

The strange man's "weapon" slipped from his hand, and his body crashed to the ground, instantly collapsing a section of the road.

Y City.

……

With mobility unmatched by ordinary heroes, Johnson traversed between human-inhabited cities, accumulating the ten card draws required to activate his fourth ability in just half a day.

The only side effect is that long-distance "instant teleportation" consumes a lot of energy; even with his current mental energy reserves, it has already consumed nearly 20%.

Now, 20% of Qiao Sen's mental power is no small amount; releasing it all at once could easily wipe Z City off the map.

Fortunately, his mana pool and mana regeneration speed were among the top-tier espers represented by Tornado, and he recovered to about 70-80% after a short rest at home.

Meanwhile, intelligence personnel from the Hero Association in many cities are going crazy.

The monster was defeated as soon as it was identified, but when the cleanup team arrived, they couldn't even identify the hero who had intervened. All they could find was a mangled corpse. They could only arrange for the monster's body to be retrieved, and the media campaign and promotional articles that should have been released simultaneously on social media platforms simply couldn't be produced.

No, how could a hero not care about fans' popularity that matters to their ranking?

At the very least, attendance records, battle records, and corresponding hero activity allowances should be required, right?

At that moment, propaganda officials from various regions spontaneously burst into tears.

This job is tough!

Meanwhile, back in Z City, Johnson had none of these worries.

F-Zai appeared after taking off the headset, reached out and took the walkie-talkie. The azure spiritual flame spread to the walkie-talkie, and the Stand ability was activated. In the blink of an eye, the cards were created and added to the deck in one go.

"Come on, try out this new ability."

Qiao Sen invited F to sit down on the lounge chair on the balcony.

"Do we need to confirm the card pool and type? Let's do it this way!" After a moment's thought, Johnson slapped his thigh. "Choose Devil Fruits for the card pool, and Ability Cards for the type. Let's start drawing!"

F-zai, who was also lying down next to Johnson, turned his head.

Then he shook his head.

"No."

Johnson: "..."

"Huh, is something wrong? That's exactly what the ability description says!"

F-zai: "..."

Because of the mental link, Johnson was a natural-born genius with a level 10 proficiency in the F language, and he quickly obtained the answer to the question from F-zai's eyes.

In fact, this is the same principle as when F-Zai was still using a set of cards and directly provided feedback.

[The available gacha pools are based on worlds, such as the One-Punch Man universe or the Marvel universe where Spider-Man's parallel universe is located.]

[The card type must be accurate. For example, a Devil Fruit card is actually an item card, while the Devil Fruit ability possessed by the user who ate the Devil Fruit is an ability card.]

"..."

F-zai's explanations were both rigorous and professional, but Qiao Sen always felt that the kid was mocking him.

But without evidence, it's really frustrating.

(ー`?ー)

Unwilling to give up, Johnson raised his hand on the spot and asked a question that he thought was somewhat tricky.

"Then tell me, what type of card is a Zanpakuto?"

Chapter 52 A Divine Draw

F-zai sat expressionless on the recliner to the side.

[Ability Card.]

Qiao, ever the argumentative type, persisted: "It's clearly a weapon with a physical form. Even if its constituent matter is soul particles, why can't it be an item card?"

F-zai pointed to the sky.

[As the author said, even the Heavenly King himself appears here; his Zanpakuto is also an ability card.]

"Uh……"

Johnson opened his mouth, but ultimately swallowed back what he wanted to say.

"you win."

The debate ended with the substitute side winning by a landslide.

"But if that's the case, it's just going from completely random to drawing a large circle and continuing to be random; the probability of going off-target is still infinitely high..."

This was not so much different from what Johnson had expected, but rather completely unrelated.

He sighed and finally accepted the situation.

After all, having something like metaphysics is better than not having it.

What if?

Putting aside all that, the most urgent thing is to use up the first draw chances that come with the luck bonus.

Of course, this is just Johnson's personal opinion.

F-zai: ?

The handsome guy was puzzled.

Why is this not mentioned in the official instruction manual he received?

"Shut up!" Under their telepathic connection, Qiao Sen was furious, his eyes revealing an unprecedented determination. "What do you know, you're just a stand-in? A lucky draw is a card player's faith!"

Amidst the commotion, he abandoned his original idea of ​​trying his luck with a Devil Fruit and decided to switch to a safer card pool.

After all, the "treasures of the sea" are not something you can just eat and play with casually. Most people can only eat them once in their lifetime, and they also have the weaknesses of being hated by the sea in the pirate world and being countered by sea stone.

If Johnson were the kind of weakling who started with virtually zero combat power and desperately needed a Devil Fruit to defy the odds and slap his opponent in the face, then he would naturally be indiscriminate in his choice of what to eat.

As for now...

To put it more poetically, having witnessed the scenery from the mountaintop, one naturally wants to pursue even higher peaks.

In plain terms, it's because he's been hanging out with the bald guy for too long that his standards are too high and he looks down on those messy second- or third-tier fruits.

Saitama: Achoo! Am I bald?

Besides, top-tier Devil Fruit abilities aren't so easy to come by by chance. Johnson believes in superstition, but he doesn't really believe in F-zai's luck.

This guy just tried to shake my resolve.

F-boy: Random, you know? What's it to me?

When I have the chance to go to the One Piece world, I'll take it myself.

Finally, the gacha pool for the first draw was determined.

"Designated card pool, Naruto world, type, ability card."

That's right, it's the world of the Legend of the Eyes of Five Villages, which is all about flashy and gimmicky things.

Johnson clasped his hands together and chanted devoutly to the sky, "I offer Saitama's remaining hair as a sacrifice to activate this special summon. Come forth, SSR!!"

F-zai: "..."

Saitama, who was pushing a food cart selling hot dogs: "Achoo! Hey! Customers, don't go! The sneeze didn't hit the cart, the hot dogs underneath are clean and hygienic, customers... Oh no, I feel like I'll have to find a new job again..."

Johnson Apartments.

Stand ability —

"Divine Draw" activated.

F-zai stretched out his hand, and ten blank fantasy cards detached from the armor behind him, floating in the air in an arc like a rainbow.

The flames of the spirit burned, and within the clear, azure flames, ten cards merged into a stack, reborn from the ashes like a phoenix, forming a blank card of brilliant gold.

Johnson asked alertly, "Hmm?"

Oh, the Golden Legend?

No, I've mixed up the words.

However, does gold equal orange card equal SSR?

F-zai looked over with calm eyes.

This is the background color of the card used to activate "God's Draw".

Oh, it was just special effects.