A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

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"I rely on!"

With a sweet word, Johnson immediately activated his ability.

A dazzling bolt of lightning appeared in his hand, transforming into a Thousand Bird Shuriken wreath crackling with electricity.

Fortunately, the already loaded capabilities are still available.

Johnson breathed a sigh of relief.

Clearly, the fantasy card that consumed the ultimate tonic has entered a transformation phase. However, it consumed it too quickly, and it's unclear whether the transformation period will be long or short.

With a thought, Johnson opened his hand and aimed it at the teacup filled with hot tea in front of him, activating his Stand ability.

Two thousand years later…

Compared to previous card creation processes, the skill casting time is nearly ten seconds longer. Afterward, a brand new N card is freshly produced.

[Fantasy Card: Celadon Teacup]

Card Type: Item Card

Rarity: N

[Description: A regular tea set purchased from a convenience store, with brewed tea in the cup.]

[Effect 1: Drink more hot water]

It can help maintain body temperature, improve circulation, alleviate constipation, and relieve menstrual pain.

After glancing at the ridiculous card effect, Johnson released a teacup, picked it up, and started drinking.

There is no ten-second delay in releasing the card, which means that the ultimate move, "Eat My Road Roller," can still be used normally.

That's not a big problem.

This is where the benefits of the main body enhancement route become apparent; temporarily losing the ability to quickly create cards on the spot has almost no impact on Johnson's overall combat strength.

The next day is dawn.

"Hey, Qiao Senjun, I heard you got promoted. Are you going to treat us to a meal?"

"What nonsense! How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?"

"You still won't admit it? Kyoko told us everything!"

"You're going to the director's office every other day, and you still say you haven't!"

……

After leaving the police station, Qiao Sen received a special leave slip signed by Chief Xiong.

From now on, apart from necessary matters, he can take on heroic activities during working hours without needing to ask for permission.

Of course, the price he paid was that he got glared at by the bureau chief again.

After changing into casual clothes at home, Johnson rode his scooter and sped all the way to the Z City Hero Association branch.

With its imposing gate, magnificent welcoming ceremony, and a floor area comparable to a stadium, the Hero Association headquarters gives the first impression of being incredibly wealthy.

Although it was still early, a long line had already formed outside the gate.

Having seen the news, Johnson knew that this was the registration line for the hero recruitment.

It's not that everyone has the heart of a hero; it's just that the Hero Association gives too much.

Of course, becoming a hero is not so simple; most of those present will be eliminated during the testing phase.

Take Mumen Rider, the future top C-class hero, as an example. His battle record seems impressive, with repeated defeats but never giving up. In reality, he can handle some Wolf-level or even Tiger-level monster threats on his own, and even withstand a casual punch from the rampaging Deep Sea King.

This is probably the ceiling for ordinary humans.

Stop gossiping.

Having been invited, Johnson naturally didn't have to wait in a long line like the people outside. He immediately entered the Z City Hero Association branch through the green channel on the other side.

Upon entering the lobby, a staff member in a black suit immediately approached, his movements efficient: "Hello, do you have an appointment?"

Before Qiao Sen could answer, a blonde woman with long, wavy hair, wearing a tight-fitting business skirt, stepped forward and stopped her colleague from asking further questions: "Qishi, I will take care of this gentleman."

"Ah, yes, Team Leader Lani."

From Johnson's perspective, an alluring, fair-skinned woman turned to him with a beaming smile: "You must be Officer Johnson?"

"I'm."

With long, wavy blonde hair and a pair of burgundy women's glasses, she smiled radiantly: "Welcome to the Hero Association. I've been entrusted by Chief Buggy of the Hero Recruitment Division to take full charge of your schedule today. You can call me Lanny."

Feeling the overwhelming enthusiasm coming his way, Johnson nodded without changing his expression: "Then I'll trouble you."

"plz follow me."

Hero Test Venue.

According to Lanny, Johnson's test will be conducted together with the other applicants.

The difference is that others are undergoing a test that determines their fate, while his test is just a formality.

Of course, this is based on the premise that Johnson's record is verifiable, and not everyone can just go through the motions.

When we arrived at the assessment site, the venue was already packed with people.

With staff leading the way, Johnson naturally became the focus of attention. The candidates were quickly dazzled by the overwhelming evil, but no dramatic conflict occurred.

"Damn it, why does that kid have a beautiful woman to entertain him?"

"That's right! I want one too!"

"Why? Just because that brat is a tiny bit more handsome than me?"

"..."

However, similar complaints, shouts, and slurping sounds were heard incessantly.

Lani was used to being the center of attention in all kinds of situations. She smiled sweetly at Johnson and said, "Officer Johnson, this is the male contestants' locker room, so it's not convenient for me to go in. I'll wait for you at the first testing point."

"No problem, thank you for your hard work."

Johnson nodded, watching Lanny's swaying figure disappear into the distance.

At the same time, he received a lot of positive feedback from other same-sex individuals.

"A virgin!"

"Beast!"

Chapter 9 Hero Test

Upon entering the locker room, Johnson, like the other candidates, received a wristband similar to those in a bathhouse, with each wristband corresponding to a locker for storing clothes.

As required by the association, participants are not allowed to use any equipment during the test, and male participants may wear a maximum of one pair of shorts provided by the association.

As for female candidates, they can have an extra sports vest.

Female heroes have always been a minority; for example, today, those who come to participate in the recruitment are basically livestock.

The locker room was filled with bodybuilders of all muscular physiques, who were huddled together, flexing their massive pectoral muscles and exchanging weightlifting tips.

The atmosphere gradually became tense.

The level of male hormones in the entire locker room was dangerously high, but Johnson ignored it and took off his shirt without a second thought.

"Hey, this kid..."

A soft gasp escaped from a corner of the locker room the moment Johnson took off his shirt.

His tall stature, well-defined muscles, and exaggerated inverted triangle physique are all thanks to the numerous attribute bonuses he has received, which have absolutely nothing to do with any of Johnson's own efforts.

An exceptionally vigorous, silver-haired old man stared wide-eyed, his eyes gleaming with intense excitement: "Perfect! Absolutely perfect body proportions, martial arts talent that's clearly visible to the naked eye—this child is a rare gem!"

hiss--

On the other side, a strong spider-sense struck, and Johnson immediately noticed the gaze behind him.

Turning my head slightly, I saw a sprightly old man who looked to be over seventy years old smiling kindly at me. Then, like everyone else, he casually took off his shirt, revealing his incredibly strong muscles, as exaggerated as granite.

Johnson: ! !

"Holy crap, that old man!"

Someone nearby exclaimed in surprise, "Young people are one thing, but how can an ordinary-looking old man in the park have such a great physique!"

His kind, squinty-eyed smile clashed drastically with his muscular physique, which looked like it could crush a person with one hand, creating a strong sense of incongruity.

Is the world crazy?

Silver fang, Bang.

Upon recognizing the old man, Qiao Sen felt certain.

That's fine.

The third-ranked S-class hero in the future, a demon king-level martial artist who was invincible in his youth, and a top combat force for the Hero Association and even humanity.

Johnson nodded slightly in response to Bang's goodwill.