A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Having completed the most important mental preparation, Johnson's long-vacant character slots finally found a place again.

A familiar yet unfamiliar temporal energy flowed into Johnson's body, propelling him as if to pull him into a chaotic flow of time.

However, Johnson's body remained completely still, and the spacetime properties brought about by "dimensional travel" easily offset the impact.

Character card "Tracer" is now equipped!

The habit brought about by the character cards made Johnson instinctively reach out his hand, as if something was missing.

Snapped!

Johnson understood and snapped his fingers.

A blue card floated up, materializing into a pair of technologically advanced, deep blue hand cannons, which landed in Johnson's hands.

The "Super Electromagnetic Hand Cannon" from Honkai Impact 3rd is surprisingly well-suited for use with the "Tracer" character card.

Force field shaping: a leather belt holster appeared at Johnson's waist, and two large-caliber hand cannons emitting a sky-blue glow of collapsing energy were precisely inserted into the holster as he rotated his fingers.

Perfect fit.

A new toy that's not high-level, but surprisingly easy to use.

Even if you get tired of it, giving it away as a gift is a good option.

Chapter 110 Black Robe

At this point, the remaining Nvidia cards are basically of little value.

Qiao Sen's gaze swept across the list and landed on one of the cards.

Return all other fantasy cards to your deck, but leave this one behind.

The white sign features a gaudy and ostentatious Stars and Stripes cape; just one glance at it makes you think the person wearing it might have some serious mental illness.

F-zai activated his Stand ability to materialize it, and then Johnson casually tossed it into the toilet.

Saitama often wets the floor when washing his hands and vegetables. This tattered cloth is a bit ugly, but it's made of thick material, so using it as a rag is making the best use of it.

In that case, let's go visit that world next time.

Johnson put his hands behind his head and made a decision.

……

"Saitama, where's the rag in the toilet?"

Early that morning, Johnson opened Saitama's door.

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Saitama yawned, rubbed his eyes, and glanced at the sky outside the window: "Johnson, why are you up so early today?"

"The rag in the toilet... Let me think... Oh! I had diarrhea last night and clogged the toilet. It was too dirty to wipe the floor tiles, so I threw it away overnight."

"Ah this..."

Johnson was speechless, but then he saw Saitama get up and take out half a Stars and Stripes cape from the bottom storage cabinet.

"That rag was too big, so I cut it in half beforehand. Do you need it?"

"I don't know where you found this piece of cloth. It was so difficult to cut. I almost broke the only pair of scissors I had at home. In the end, I had to tear it apart by hand..."

As Saitama muttered to himself, F-chan's strong, pale purple figure stepped out of Johnson's body and reached out to extract the spacetime elements within.

He then gave an "OK" sign and disappeared into thin air.

"No need, you can keep it for now."

"I'm going out today. I brought you breakfast on the table, don't forget to eat it. I'm leaving now."

After saying that, Qiao Sen closed the door.

"OK, thanks……"

Johnson's footsteps disappeared into the living room, and a sliver of azure light flashed through the gap between the door and the floor. Saitama knew that he had used his superpowers to leave.

"You can get anywhere in a flash. Superpowers are really convenient."

Saitama stretched and got up to change into his workout clothes.

"Qiao Senjun isn't here, so what should I do today? Oh, I've decided! I'll go for a run to find King to play games after breakfast! I'll finish all the other training on the way!"

……

New York, the headquarters of the Water International Group.

This is a sacred place in the hearts of superhumans all over the world. The headquarters of the superhero group "The Seven," led by "Homelander," is located in this building.

Every superpowered individual longs to be selected by Vought International to become a member of the Seven.

Each member of this superhero team has countless fans. As long as you can join, fame, status, money, and beautiful women—things that ordinary people dream of—will be within your grasp.

Because the building's exterior is designed in the shape of a round tower, it is more commonly referred to as—

Super Seven Towers.

At that moment, the sky over New York was bright and sunny.

Security personnel in the lobby on the first floor of the building stood at their posts, enjoying their leisurely time day after day.

Outside the floor-to-ceiling windows was the bustling street of downtown Manhattan. Every now and then, a scantily clad blonde woman would stroll across the street, providing a feast for their eyes as they grew bored.

It's no wonder they're so lax in their work attitude; this is the Tower of Seven, where the world's most powerful superhumans reside.

As direct employees of the Vought Corporation, they were well aware of the terrifying destructive power hidden beneath the glamorous exteriors of the superhuman stars they were protecting.

Even the most brainless idiot wouldn't choose to cause trouble here.

Apart from……

A blue figure rushed into the lobby of the Water Group headquarters like a whirlwind. The security guard at the door instinctively reached for the pistol at his waist, but the gust of wind made it impossible for him to open his eyes.

Only after the air currents dissipated could they see clearly who the person was.

He was one of the Seven, the fastest Black man in the world, "Locomotive".

At this moment, the "locomotive" was covered in blood, as if it had just experienced a major battle.

He emanated a nauseating stench, but the people present seemed used to it, and the security guards even shoved their half-drawn pistols back into their holsters.

Yes, no fool would dare cause trouble at the headquarters of the Water Corporation.

Aside from those superhuman bastards themselves.

"Hey! Locomotive, you're still as fast as ever! Where have you been saving the world again this time?"

"The latest reports haven't come out yet. Oh, damn, your blood-stained look is amazing!"

"That kid 'Shockwave' keeps publicly clamoring in media interviews to challenge you. I think he's just asking for trouble!"

Chris, the white security captain, laughed as he approached "Locomotive," seemingly oblivious to the stench of blood that could make one vomit. He extended his strong right arm, appearing to want to shake hands with him in a friendly manner.

"Oh, Chris, I don't have time to chat with you right now."

The "locomotive" looked slightly panicked, but luckily he was a black man, so even though his face was pale and bloodless due to nervousness, no outsider could tell.

"Has Ms. Madeline arrived yet? I have something urgent to discuss with her."

Chris was taken aback and quickly said, "Vice President Stevie arrived very early today. You should be able to find her in her office if you go up now."

"Thanks, bro. I'll treat you to a drink after I've sorted out this mess!"

As "Locomotive" spoke, his thick leg muscles suddenly tensed and exploded, unleashing a super speed that surpassed the visual perception of ordinary people in the next second.

All the people in the hall saw was that the emergency exit door was violently broken open and then slammed back into place with a loud bang!

The "locomotive" was long gone, leaving only bloody footprints stretching from the entrance to the emergency exit, the spacing between them gradually increasing.

Security Captain Chris calmly wiped the blood splattered on his face, his enthusiasm fading, and waved for a security guard to come from behind him.

"Mr. Paul, you're new here, right?"

The young security guard named Paul was half a head taller than Chris, who was 1.85 meters tall, but he obediently lowered his head and listened to the instructions: "Yes, Captain."

Chris, sporting a thick beard, grabbed Paul by the collar, pulled him close, and whispered menacingly in his ear.

"Then please contact the cleaning department as soon as possible and work with them to clean up all the poop footprints that idiot brother Neige left."

"Now, immediately!"

"Uh...yes, Captain! I think I understand!"

Chapter 111 Discovered

Somewhere in the clear blue sky, space itself twisted and spun as if being agitated by a washing machine.

As the star-like halo suddenly expanded, a black hole portal shattered spacetime and unfolded above Long Island.

A tall young man in a casual jacket walked out of the spherical portal. Behind him, the halo of the black hole expanded, then collapsed rapidly and disappeared completely.

With the famous Statue of Liberty visible on the coastline below, this modern metropolis filled with skyscrapers is undoubtedly New York City, which has been nuked countless times in various parallel worlds.

Although I've been to New York in another world, the people there are much more honest and simple than those in Spider-Man's world.