but……

He doesn't even understand what friends are.

This intense possessiveness, this undisguised desire for her, this declaration of wanting to be together forever… Goodness, is this how you treat a friend? What's the difference between this and… confessing your love?

Yingda suddenly turned his head to look at his sister, while Fa Nan looked away with a smile.

She suddenly understood. No wonder both Fanan and the other girls knew this boy's character, yet they still pounced on him like cats bewitched by catnip... What woman could resist such a passionate and sincere confession from a young man? Yingda couldn't even imagine who could harden their heart and turn away when this white-haired, red-eyed wildcat said expectantly, "Never leave me!"

“It’s okay if Liang’er doesn’t understand love,” Yingda finally revealed an uncontrollable smile. She brushed aside her long hair to reveal her forehead and stared at the innocent white tomcat beneath her with a wicked look. “Sister will teach you.”

"Great!" Shen Liang said with anticipation.

Fanan was just laughing and is about to collapse. Good heavens, her inner turmoil was barely resolved, and she's already back to her old ways? Second sister, are you only satisfied if you provoke lightning and it actually crosses the sea to Liyue to arrest you on the spot? And you, Liang'er, what are you doing?! Do you even know what this woman is planning to do with you?!

"Together?" Yingda turned her head and smiled. "We've been sisters for so many years, how could I possibly not invite you to something good? Xiao Wu, are you really not interested at all?"

Fa Nan covered her forehead, nearly bursting with anger, but she knew that once Ying Da made up his mind, there was probably no stopping him. After hesitating for a while, she looked at Ying Da, who was now humming a song and making the bed to prepare for what was to come, and at Shen Liang, the good boy who had taken out a book and was learning about love from Teacher Ying Da. Finally, she sighed, reinforced the tent's security, stood up, and gave Shen Liang a gentle smile.

"I'm sorry, Liang'er, but it's difficult... I can only risk my life to accompany my second sister."

Shen Liang only now vaguely realized that something was not quite right.

【My darling, I've waited eighteen years for this! I've finally waited for this part of the story! Although I'm really annoyed, I'm actually quite looking forward to it, am I going crazy?! Damn it, if this Holy Maiden wakes up, these little girls will have to serve her tea!】

Shen Liang saw Mistelin excitedly sitting cross-legged on the cabinet, holding the leftover plates from last night, eating snacks while watching the show with shining eyes.

Shen Liang put down the book. He guessed that what Ying Da wanted to teach him was something that books couldn't provide.

"Why is Sister Yu Tu so gloating?" He could only ask.

"Did you see that these two girls don't have long nails on their middle fingers?" Mistelin replied, seemingly ignoring the question.

【? 】

[Girls don't grow nails on their middle fingers for convenience in certain situations, especially innocent girls who haven't experienced romantic relationships.] Mistelin gave a knowing, mischievous smile. [Your gentle sister Fanan is alright, after all, she's just a young girl. But that Fire Demon lady is a very bold and mature woman. A mature woman... well, she's a woman who doesn't even grow nails on her index and ring fingers.]

Shen Liang felt incredibly stupid; why were all the conversations that happened today leaving him completely bewildered?

Mistelin chuckled softly, "[It's okay, Liang'er, you're amazing!]"

【? ? ? 】

Shen Liang started to panic.

Just then, the savior who rescued the lost little wildcat arrived.

Someone knocked on the door, and Shen Liang almost instinctively rushed out to open it, but was stopped by the quick-thinking and agile Fa Nan who grabbed her waist!

"Liang'er, are you crazy! Put on your clothes, put on your clothes!"

Shen Liang didn't think there was anything important about what clothes were, and was just about to go back to get them when suddenly everyone froze for a moment.

Everyone subconsciously looked at the water sphere tumbling in the air, which concealed the two girls' clothes.

“Yingda, Fanan, and Your Highness Liang.” It was Xiao’s voice outside the door, cool yet tinged with unease. “Please forgive me for disturbing your peaceful sleep. Um… I’ve come to thank Your Highness Liang for the treatment the other day; I haven’t had any nightmares for several days now. I brought breakfast from the army, and to express my gratitude, I specially hunted a wild boar to roast. Um… why is there a restriction? May I come in?”

Yingda and Fanan both saw horror in each other's eyes; the two sisters were on the verge of madness.

"I knew it! Why are you so obsessed with cleanliness! You washed everything first thing in the morning, what are you going to wear now?!"

"Is this the time for Second Sister to talk about this? Besides, you know how you can face people without washing the clothes you wore last night. If you really have to say something, it's why you didn't bring more clothes to change into!" Fa Nan spoke very quickly.

“Normally when we fly through the clouds, we don’t get dirty… It’s all your fault, Liang’er!” Ying Da gritted his teeth. “What are we going to do now? Xiao Wu, you’re smart, think of something quickly. We can’t open this tent, we need to find a reason.”

"Find an excuse...find an excuse..." Fa Nan was so anxious he was about to cry. He squatted on the ground, grabbing the black horn on his head and desperately trying to think of a solution. Xiao was still knocking on the door outside!

This is so embarrassing, so absurd! Of all times, my brothers and sisters have to knock on the door at this time. Seeing the restriction, they're bound to become suspicious! The problem is, even if they're suspicious, they can't open the door. This is a tent, not some house. Where are these two little lamb-like girls hiding?

Should they just put on their wet clothes like that? That's too suspicious. Xiao might even suspect that these girls are having some kind of illicit affair... It would be better to find out the truth, at least Shen Liang is a man!

"Why is no one speaking?" The young man outside the door, known as the Wind Demon, narrowed his eyes slightly. "Is anyone inside?"

He subconsciously summoned a spear from the Eye of God, but the long silence and the enchantment gave Xiao, a veteran of countless battles, a bad feeling.

The Yaksha sisters both looked at Shen Liang. At this moment, Shen Liang was the only one who could save them, as he was the only one with clothes.

To be precise, the straitjacket on Shen Liang's body is equipped with alien technology and can self-clean itself by changing its shape, so it doesn't need to be washed.

As Xiao pondered whether or not to forcibly break through the tent's protective barrier, someone approached from behind. Turning around, he saw the golden-haired Great Witch and Little Witch.

The names "Big Witch" and "Little Witch" were chosen by the soldiers who couldn't tell Alice and Rosalin apart. Both of them were curvaceous, voluptuous beauties, with bright blonde hair and witch hats. To the soldiers and civilians who had never seen foreigners, they looked almost the same person, except that Alice was slightly taller.

“Teacher Ai,” Xiao nodded in acknowledgment, “you got up very early.”

Alice glanced at the tightly sealed tent, her eyes flashing slightly, and immediately guessed what had happened. She had watched Fa Nan and Ying Da take Shen Liang away, and at this moment, a smile involuntarily crept onto her lips.

"Bringing breakfast?" Alice smiled charmingly, showing off her basket draped with a white cloth. "Me too. Rosalyn and I got up early and got busy. Liang'er is a delicate person and doesn't like the dry rations in the military camp, so we specially made milk tea and toast."

“Your Highness isn’t that delicate,” Xiao said politely.

"I like Liang'er's delicate nature. It's a good thing for girls to rely on each other a little." Alice stepped forward, knocked on the door, and said with a smile, "Miss Yingda? Miss Fanan? Are you still not up? If you are, please let me know. Or is it inconvenient for you to go out because General Jinpeng is here?"

I started by bringing up a topic, and sure enough, the person inside answered quickly. Yingda's tired voice sounded like he had just been woken up: "Ha... um, I'm up, I'm changing clothes. It's inconvenient to open the door. There are three of us girls, so Xiao, you can stand there a little longer. We'll let you in after Liang'er is dressed."

Xiao paused, his face flushing slightly. He put away his spear and casually placed the food box down. "No need. I'll leave breakfast here. It was indeed a bit presumptuous of me to arrive so early. Well then, there are important matters to attend to at the military camp, so I'll take my leave first. Yingda and Fanan, please convey my gratitude to His Highness Liang, and also to Brother Fushe... The Yaksha clan always repays kindness. From today onwards, if there is any danger, just call my name, and Xiao will surely come to my aid within Liyue."

Chapter Ninety-Five Yoga Postures

Once the Golden Roc General was tricked into retreating, the restriction was naturally lifted, and Shen Liang pushed open the curtain and came out.

Alice glanced at him up and down. His clothes were neat and tidy, but his hair was simply left loose down his back without any basic combing, looking frizzy. She immediately grinned.

She knew that Shen Liang usually wouldn't neglect his appearance. Even if he forgot about the woman beside him, he wouldn't forget her. The fact that he didn't even have time to comb his hair proved that her suspicions were correct.

Shen Liang took the two lunch boxes, and then Rosalina appeared, frowning, and said, "You're not planning to not invite us in, are you?"

Shen Liang, of course, had no intention of inviting the two of them in, so he nodded.

Rosalyn reminded her, "It was brought over for us to eat together, but we haven't eaten it yet."

So Shen Liang handed back the lunchboxes for her and Alice, casually saying, "That's perfect, we can't finish both, we'll just eat Xiao-ge's."

"Hey, is this how you treat guests?" Rosalina put her hands on her hips and lectured Shen Liang. "We're guests, and bringing us breakfast is just a courtesy. Your normal reaction would be to pull us in and invite us to eat together. Don't you know what courtesy is? How can you turn away guests who come to your door?"

Shen Liang agreed, but Ying Dafanan had repeatedly told him to persuade the people to leave. Although Shen Liang was worried that these two yakshas might do something inappropriate to him, he also understood that they couldn't be seen in public without clothes on—to be honest, Ying Dafanan was quite moved when he heard that Shen Liang at least had this common sense.

At this moment, Alice, as an elder, resolved Shen Liang's dilemma. She took out two sets of clothes from the Eye of God and handed them to Shen Liang. The clothes were put in a basket so that Rosalyn would not find them. Then she slowly said, "No rush, it's not over yet inside, let's wait a while."

Rosalyn stood there with her arms crossed, puzzled as to why they had to wait. But since Alice had said so, as a student, she could only wait. After about two or three minutes, Shen Liang pulled back the curtain again and politely invited the two of them in.

Upon entering, Rosalyn was quite surprised to see two beautiful fairy maidens dressed in snow-white knight pantsuits, which were essentially training clothes, practicing yoga on a wool mat on the floor.

The water and fire demons simultaneously split into a perfect split on the ground, their long legs straight and shapely, their delicate white feet peeking out from their white stockings. They both then simultaneously bent over to the left, their arms supporting them on the ground, their upper bodies and thighs level. This was a position that any girl lacking flexibility simply couldn't do.

The wool mat wasn't very wide, so the two sisters could only put their thighs together in a split, whispering sweet nothings to each other as they maintained their poses. Even when they saw someone come in, they simply greeted them and continued their yoga.

As Rosalind watched, her eyes involuntarily focused on the two sisters' chests. The knights from Mondstadt weren't wearing stockings made of supple, smooth fabric, but rather loose linen. In this position, Vanan and Indar's chests were practically exposed.

Well, the two sisters are truly remarkable, one fiery and passionate, the other gentle and tender. Both are quite large, but Fa Nan is just a petite, indistinct figure, not particularly interesting, while Ying Da is truly unfathomable, with absolutely stunning scenery.

Rosalind had always felt that the girls in Liyue couldn't compare to those in Mondstadt in terms of figure, but Indah was indeed quite well-endowed, only slightly inferior to her 36G. Well, thankfully, only slightly inferior.

Our Mondstadt girls still have an advantage in terms of figure.

Then she saw Shen Liang's gaze pass over the pretty sisters doing their morning exercise and stop on her. Rosalyn felt a slight smile to herself, and deliberately puffed out her chest, which was the most prominent and proud among everyone present. Because she was wearing the same witch's dress as Alice, the strapless dress couldn't quite hold up her figure, and she was indeed more eye-catching.

Then she heard a soft "tsk" from Yingda's side, and she laughed even harder.

Iris took in all of this without making fun of them. She simply watched as the Yaksha sisters got up before casually saying, "It's actually the training clothes that our Mondstadt female knights would wear. I didn't expect that you Liyue people would also like Mondstadt-style clothes. Hmm, we couldn't even promote this thing among the young people in Liyue back then."

Despite thinking it was nonsense to say, "Isn't this what you just brought in?", he still calmly picked up the thread: "It's very suitable for morning exercise, so I bought a few sets to carry with me. Is it impossible to promote this kind of clothing? Why is that?"

“Of course it’s because the people of Liyue are conservative. These clothes are too form-fitting, and many people think they’re just underwear. But if you’re going to wear them out in public, it’s too embarrassing. Actually, I don’t think it’s necessary. Don’t you people from Liyue really like all kinds of bodysuits? Especially girls. Bodysuits are convenient for movement and also flattering. Why do you think wearing just a few outer layers is underwear when you can go out? Iris laughed.”

"Hahaha."

"Hahaha."

What kind of question is this? Of course you can't show your underwear if you're only wearing one pair of socks. Whether the socks are thigh-high or strapless, they're still underwear! But it's different if you're wearing something else. If you're wearing something else, then... it's not underwear anymore. If you're wearing clothes and the socks are showing, then they're just socks!

Isn't this the same concept as you Mondstadt people not wearing underwear in public but wearing swimsuits on the beach? It's all just the same fabric!

Thinking about it this way, the people of Liyue are indeed much more conservative than those of Mondstadt. At least, at any time, girls in Liyue will minimize the area of ​​their exposed skin. Even the Yaksha, who have no connection with "noble ladies," are used to covering their entire bodies with silk or leather. It seems somewhat unbelievable to girls in Liyue that someone like Rosalind would deliberately leave out her fair and deep-set cleavage.

But for some reason, Liang'er, a healthy teenager in the middle of puberty, actually prefers the way they look when they're wrapped in bodysuits and not showing any skin...

"Are you practicing Sumeru Yoga so early in the morning?" Rosalyn asked.

Before she came in, Fanan said that wearing a practice uniform without striking some exercise poses would arouse suspicion, so she spread her thighs and screamed in pain on the blanket. At first, Shen Liang didn't realize that it was a yoga pose and thought they were practicing the Five Animal Frolics, imitating a hen.

"Yoga is about Sumeru?" Yingda was taken aback. "I thought it was about Inazuma."

"Why would you think that?" Rosalyn asked curiously.

"This is a training method passed down from the National Preceptor of Inazuma, Kosai-gyu. It is said to be able to cultivate the body and mind, including standing postures, sitting postures, meditation, mountain pose, tree pose, eagle pose, and so on," Yingda said. "It was originally given to Ganyu, but Ganyu gave the content to us, saying that we should all learn more of it to make our bodies more flexible, so that we can use it in the future."

"Cough cough!" Alice suddenly choked and quickly covered her mouth to stop herself from laughing out loud.

Yingda was even more annoyed. What's so funny? We were already very dissatisfied with the two of you, and you were still laughing! If you hadn't come, Xiao Wu and I would have already executed that kid over there on the spot! Yoga, my foot!

"I'll try it too." Alice quickly changed the subject, and simply unbuttoned her long skirt. She was wearing an inner layer, so she wouldn't expose herself. She knelt on the ground and tried to do a split, and called out, "Someone help me!"

Shen Liang walked up behind her.

"Help me press down on my lower back, I can't press it down." Alice tried her best to press her legs down.

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