Courtyard House: Drunk and barging into the Xu family's house, I woke up numb.

Courtyard House: Drunk and Breaking into the Xu Family, I Woke Up Numb Author: Yan Jia San Shao

Cao Xu, a young man who lost both his job and his life, got drunk and transmigrated to the world of "Love in the Courtyard," where he met Lou Xiao'e, the wife of the Xu family, who was also drunk.

When he opened his eyes, he was already lying on Lou Xiao'e's bed. Afterwards, he uttered a classic line: "Sister Xiao'e, you were amazing last night!"

With no hope of returning home, Cao Xu decided to stay in this world. Just as he was devising his revenge plan, Sha Zhu barged in and demanded that the engagement be called off.

Then, Sha Zhu's bizarre actions left Cao Xu and the passersby speechless, so Cao Xu decided to give him a big gift - a lifetime trip with all his food and lodging.

Note: This book is set as a dual-transmigration, mutual-transmigration, and time-space fusion story. The protagonist is ruthless and does not fawn over deaf old women.

Chapter 1 A Beautiful Morning, Drunkenness at the Xu Family Residence

Cao Xu slowly opened his eyes and raised his right arm to rub his aching head.

"Uh-huh……"

Upon hearing the unfamiliar voice beside him, Cao Xu quickly turned around, and the scene that greeted him truly stunned him.

A naked woman was lying about 20 centimeters away, her neck pressed against his slightly numb arm.

"Lou...Lou Xiao'e...?"

As Cao Xu called out Lou Xiao'e's name, Lou Xiao'e woke up.

She looked at the man lying beside her with a complicated expression and said in a flat tone.

"woke up."

At this moment, Cao Xu had already sobered up, or at least been startled awake.

Cao Xu was originally an ordinary office worker in the 21st century. Before he transmigrated, a job that had already been arranged was snatched away by a colleague.

It's one thing to steal the prize, that kind of thing is not uncommon nowadays, but that kid not only stole it, but also came up to him to show off.

This move really disgusted him and made him very depressed.

Young people are full of energy, so the hot-blooded Cao Xu beat up the kid, focusing on hitting him in the face.

In today's society, we advocate for civility and safety. Fighting is the most unwise choice. As the saying goes, if you lose, you'll be hospitalized; if you win, you'll go to jail.

As a result, Cao Xu lost both the order and his job, becoming a "double-lost" youth.

Of course, the guy who snatched the prize didn't get away with it either. He was beaten black and blue and probably wouldn't be able to show his face in public for at least ten days or two weeks.

What's even more gratifying is that the guy was also fired by the company. Since the incident was caused by his malicious interception of orders, he didn't receive a single penny of his commission or bonus.

Upon receiving the news from a former colleague, Cao Xu immediately opened a bottle of Jiangxiaobai (a type of Chinese liquor), drank it while watching TV, and then... he was transported to the world of "Love in the Courtyard".

A young man living in the 21st century, arriving in an era without computers, cell phones, or televisions, feels completely out of place.

After going outside for a walk and seeing the familiar faces in the yard, realizing that he was living with the birds, he felt numb.

The scene before him is the method he devised to travel back in time.

His theory was that since he came here drunk, he should go back drunk too.

That's true, but the result is a bit too much...

"Aren't you getting up? Are you planning to keep sleeping?"

Lou Xiao'e's words interrupted Cao Xu's thoughts, and he looked at his right hand with an embarrassed expression.

"It's being pressed down...it's being pressed down."

As soon as Cao Xu finished speaking, he saw Lou Xiao'e get up and walk towards the wardrobe not far away.

As the saying goes, "I rise and wander about, pulling up my clothes and pushing aside my pillow; the pearl curtains and silver screens are slowly drawn open, and a whole spring scene unfolds before my eyes."

Cao Xu withdrew his numb right arm and moved it slightly to relieve the discomfort.

He drank quite a bit last night. Although he didn't black out, he can't remember many details.

"Cough cough..."

"Um... Sister Xiao'e..."

Lou Xiao'e changed her clothes openly and confidently in front of Cao Xu, without any hesitation.

Just as Cao Xu was awkwardly at a loss for words, she turned around with a normal expression and picked up the clothes from the ground.

She tossed Cao Xu's portion onto the bed and pointed to the grandfather clock not far away.

"Put on your clothes and go outside."

After speaking succinctly, Lou Xiao'e, seeing that Cao Xu did not make a move, softened her expression and added.

"It's getting late, Xu Damao will be back soon."

Cao Xu, who was initially feeling a little embarrassed, quickly picked up the clothes beside him and put them on. If Lou Xiao'e wasn't afraid, why should he, a grown man, be shy?

After getting dressed, Cao Xu stood in the main room watching Lou Xiao'e tidy up the house.

"yesterday……"

Before Cao Xu could continue, Lou Xiao'e interrupted him.

"I also drank yesterday, so don't take what happened while I was drunk seriously."

"Cao Xu, you're not a child anymore. Let's pretend this never happened."

"If there's nothing else, you can go out."

Despite being just a white-collar worker, Cao Xu owns a car and a house, and he's also quite good-looking.

A man like him, who is both wealthy and good-looking, may not be a womanizer, but he is definitely not an inexperienced young man.

Lou Xiao'e's reaction was truly unexpected in this era when society had just entered a new phase and people's minds were not yet fully liberated.

Cao Xu, who had reached the door, glanced out the window, then turned to look at Lou Xiao'e with a serious expression.

"Sister Xiao'e, please feel free to ask if you need anything."

"As long as I, Cao Xu, can do it, I will grant your wish."

Lou Xiao'e's hand paused. She looked at Cao Xu at the door, at his handsome face filled with seriousness, and couldn't help but tease him.

"As I wish?"

"What if I asked you to marry me?"

Chapter 2 Xiao'e, you were amazing last night!

Cao Xu was taken aback at first, then smiled and said.

"If you dare to marry me, I dare to marry you."

Lou Xiao'e placed the removed quilt cover into a basin of water, walked to the cabinet against the wall, opened the drawer, and took out sandalwood.

"Alright, you're just venting your anger."

"Marry me?"

What should we do about He Yushui?

"If I remember correctly, you'll be twenty after the New Year. It's about time you married Yushui."

Speaking of Cao Xu's marriage to He Yushui, it was arranged when his parents were still alive.

He Yushui is twenty-one years old this year, two years older than Cao Xu. The two grew up in this courtyard since they were little, so it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say they were childhood sweethearts.

In 1953, He Daqing abandoned his brother He Yuzhu and sister He Yushui and went to Baocheng with Widow Bai.

From then on, the He siblings lived without parents. When He Yuzhu turned eighteen, he entered the steel rolling mill's staff canteen and began his career as a chef as an apprentice.

After He Daqing left, He Yuzhu, who had lost his pillar of support, took to drinking, and drinking two ounces of liquor every day became his habit.

He was just a kitchen apprentice back then, earning only eighteen yuan a month. After deducting the cost of alcohol each month, it was barely enough for the two of them to eat and drink.

There was no extra money to send He Yushui to school, so He Yushui became Cao Xu's childhood playmate. He Yushui often ate at Cao's house, and was always there when it was time for a meal.

Later, Cao Xu went to school, and He Yushui became his classmate. For the first few years, Cao's family paid for his tuition.

Cao Xu's parents treated He Yushui like a daughter, and many of the clothes she wore were handmade by Cao's mother.

As time went by, Cao Xu and He Yushui grew up, and their relationship deepened.

Years ago, Cao's parents and He Yuzhu had verbally arranged a marriage between Cao Xu and He Yushui in front of the deaf old lady, agreeing that they would get married when Cao Xu turned twenty.

Whether the relationship between these two is friendship, kinship, or love is something only they themselves can truly know.

When Cao Xu heard Lou Xiao'e mention his relationship with He Yushui, he shook his head and said self-deprecatingly.

"marry?"

"Ha ha……"

Lou Xiao'e noticed that Cao Xu's tone was somewhat unusual, as if there was something hidden in his words, and she asked in confusion.