Walking in the Question and Answer System of Heroic Spirits

"It's delicious, Sakura!"

Shinji Matou, enjoying the food prepared by Sakura Matou, remarked with rare compliment, "You're really only good at cooking."

"I only know how to make fast food, and I'd have a real headache without you."

Sakura Matou's face showed surprise, but her mood brightened, and she smiled as she looked at Shinji Matou.

[Huh? Is this really Shinji Matou, or just some kind of filtered image?]

[“Sakura couldn’t escape the fear of violence. But at the same time, she thought to herself, ‘This person can’t live without me.’”]

Medusa stood silently watching from the side, while Matou Sakura was wiping Matou Shinji's mouth with a handkerchief.

"Sakura, the girl of destiny. What lies ahead of this fruitless relationship?!"

"Is it hope, or despair..."

Gina: "Does this guy think he's the boss?"

(Personal note: I'm so envious. I wish someone could take care of me like that, so I could play games non-stop with my hands on my phone.)

Sakura: "o(*////▽////*)q"

Sakura secretly glanced at Feng Xi.

I've decided, I definitely need to find an opportunity to try this on Feng Xi's nie-chan.

"Sakura! You went to the Emiya residence again, didn't you?!"

[This same question triggered Shinji Matou's outburst again, causing him to act like a manic-depressive, rushing towards Sakura Matou and yelling.]

Sakura Matou shrank back in fear and lowered her head.

"I told you to ignore him! How many times do I have to tell you—"

[An enraged Shinji Matou raised his fist to strike Sakura Matou, when suddenly Medusa, carrying a clothesline pole, passed by and twisted her body, using the pole to strike Shinji Matou on the back of the head.]

With a loud thud, Shinji Matou was hit on the back of the head, leaving a large bump. He crouched on the ground, clutching his head in pain.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Master."

Medusa watched this scene with amusement, and said matter-of-factly, "I'm collecting the laundry..."

[Sakura Matou forbade him from intentionally hurting Shinji Matou, but this was an 'accidental' one.]

"You idiot!"

Shinji Matou jumped up, clutching his head, and angrily yelled at Medusa, "Who brings in the clothesline along with the clothesline?!"

Medusa calmly explained, "This is somewhat different from our customs..."

[Shinji Matou, drooling as he grips the clothesline, exclaims: "This kind of thing happens all over the world!"]

Medusa: "Hmm... my special skill is being naturally naive."

[He then showed off his character attributes panel.]

[Shinji Matou: "Stop lying! The status information hasn't been updated at all!"]

"Anyway, be careful!"

Seeing that he couldn't do anything to Medusa, Shinji Matou stormed off, not forgetting to yell at Sakura Matou as he left: "Sakura! Remember what I just said!"

Medusa simply watched his retreating figure in silence.

This is not over yet.

Rin Tohsaka: "Hahaha? (^?^*) Well done, Medusa! Look at Shinji, that idiot, that pathetic state he is."

R-sister: "(￣ω￣)"

Househusband: "ε=(′ο｀*))) Sigh..."

"Sakura, where did you go during your morning exercise?!"

[In the corridor, Shinji Matou once again blocked Sakura Matou's path, charging at her like a mad dog, raising his fist to strike her.]

[“I told you to leave Emiya alone! You do this every day, ah!!!”]

Medusa suddenly appeared riding a women's bicycle, her rapidly spinning tires making intimate contact with Shinji Matou's back, causing him to scream in pain and fall to the ground.

Upon closer inspection, it appeared that sparks were emanating from Shinji Matou's back.

"I'm sorry, Master, I accidentally messed up the brake operation."

Medusa offered a completely insincere apology.

"Rider! You can't ride a bicycle indoors!"

Shinji Matou got up and started spitting at Medusa.

Medusa: "Because my riding skill is A+."

Shinji Matou: "Is that the problem?! I didn't ride properly at all!"

"Damn it, they gave me such a useless Servant..."

Having said that, he leaned against the wall and shakily left.

Although he wanted to retaliate, he was still aware of his own limitations.

If he actually makes a move, he'll probably be turned into a kebab in the next second.

"Hurry up and notice, Sakura!"

Medusa sighed inwardly as she watched Sakura Matou look at Shinji with a worried expression.

She really worried herself sick over Matou Sakura.

"This man is no threat to you!"

Blonde Rin: "...Why do I feel like Sakura's appearance is a little off?"

Zabi: "I feel the same way."

Gina: "Could it be... Stockholm Syndrome (；￣Д￣)?"

Rin Tohsaka: "No way (￣ー￣*|||...)"

The same thing kept happening over the next few days.

Whenever Shinji Matou assaults Sakura Matou, Medusa will appear to cause an accident.

[For example, a flowerpot was 'accidentally' thrown out the window, right in the middle of Shinji Kiri's forehead.]

For example, he 'accidentally' spilled boiling water on Shinji Matou.

[It would have been better to activate his Noble Phantasm directly when Matou Shinji was captured and taken hostage by Cú Chulainn, summoning the Pegasus to charge towards Matou Shinji.]

"Danger, Master!"

【“???”】

Shinji Matou and Cú Chulainn stared in horror at the blue orb rushing towards them.

【"Ahhhhhhh!"】

Boom!!!

A blue orb of light exploded within Fuyuki City, like a missile.

Today is another peaceful day.

"This is going to kill someone! If it weren't for me, I'd be dead! In fact, the strange man in blue next to me is already dead!"

[When the smoke cleared, Cú Chulainn was found to have ejaculated on the spot, while Shinji Matou only looked somewhat disheveled.]

Good grief, even Dog Bro isn't as resilient as Shinji Matou.

Medusa watched this scene with regret, lamenting that she hadn't been able to 'accidentally kill' Shinji Matou.

Dog Bro: "(╯Д)╯︵┻━┻"

What the hell! He, the mighty Hound of Kuran, is even inferior to that piece of trash, Shinji Matou!

Chapter 533 - Shinji Matou Must Be a Villain

Scáthach: "Setant, it seems you've really been slacking off and need to start training again."

Dog Bro: "Don't call me by that name!"

Dog Bro: "Also, don't even think about going back to cultivate!"

"Rider, are you perhaps protecting me?"

Sitting by the pool, Matou Sakura recalled the events of the past few days and laid her cards on the table with Medusa.

【"..."】

Medusa remained silent, quietly watching over Matou Sakura.

"Um... even though my brother is like that, he still has his good points. Although he's become like that now because of his impatience..."

Sakura Matou gave Medusa a warm smile and defended Shinji Matou, saying, "He was gentler before..."

"Are you really saying that?"

Medusa looked earnestly at Matou Sakura and said, "Sakura, if you'd be willing to be my master, I'll immediately—"