“It’s Cocolia,” she said.
Bronya: "You f***ing!!!"
……
On the barrage.
Everyone was somewhat surprised.
Cocolia: "..."
Hiluva: "Okay, okay, is this how you play it?"
Qingque: "As expected of Xing, this is a joke from the underworld, stealing bamboo shoots?"
Sambo: "Hahahaha, genius, genius, this is so interesting, so interesting!"
Bronya: "Have you finished your work? Why don't you just stay up all night tonight, Sambo?"
Sambo: "..."
Xing: "Hahaha, this is so interesting, so interesting!"
March 7: "You can still laugh after making such an outrageous joke!"
March 7: "I'm so sorry, Duck Duck."
Bronya: "It's alright."
Bronya: "It just feels a little strange that someone made a joke in a video about their mother who is supposed to be dead in the game but is actually still alive."
Hiluva: "Yes, yes, he's not dead."
Hiluva: "In summary, it's just the result of atonement with death, as indicated by the title."
Qingque: "I would call Xing a master of courting death."
……
In the video.
The scene changes.
As expected.
Stars are fleeting.
A murder occurred, and two renowned detectives arrived at the scene.
"The deceased's name was Xing, he was 1.72 meters tall, and he died from a gunshot wound," Paimon summarized the information.
……
On the barrage.
Qingque: "Xing really did dig her own grave."
Silver Wolf: "He died from a gunshot wound. Considering what happened earlier, the culprit this time is quite obvious."
Qingque: "It's Bronya."
Gui Naifen: "It's Bronya, isn't it?"
Sambo: "It's Bronya in charge."
March 7th: "It should be Duck Duck, no doubt."
Xing: "Duck, how could you be so cruel!"
Xing: "I was just taking advantage of your mother, who is both dead and alive, and you cruelly murdered me."
Xing: "You may not have a mother, but you still have me. I can definitely be your guide in life, can't I?"
Bronya: "..."
Qingque: "Ah, Xing is drifting further and further away on the path of fate."
Walter: "Ahem, Star, don't be like Otto."
Xing: "Ah, okay, Uncle Yang."
March 7th: "Uncle Yang's words still carry weight."
Qingque: "Speaking of which, it's not necessarily true that Commander Bronya was responsible for this case, is it?"
Qingque: "It's quite normal for plot twists to happen in this kind of story."
Hiluva: "Whether it is true or not, we'll have to hear what the two famous detectives have to say."
……
In the video.
After listening, March 7th looked somewhat surprised: "You actually know so much about the deceased..."
"Paimon, you're the murderer!"
"I was just reading the autopsy report..." Paimon said, speechless.
……
On the barrage.
Everyone was speechless.
That reasoning is way too casual!
Hiluva: "Uh... let's pretend I didn't say anything."
Xing: "Hahaha, obviously, what the famous detective says is not important."
March 7: "What are you so smug about? Didn't you still lose to this famous detective before?"
Xing: "If the light screen hadn't lowered my intelligence, would I have been arrested? You're kidding."
March 7: "It's as if we haven't been intellectually disabled."
March 7: "But to be honest, why do I feel like I'm getting sillier and sillier in the videos?"
Qingque: "After all, it was Xing who was murdered. March was probably just worried and confused."
Hiluva: "Hmm, that makes sense."
Xing: "Ah, so it was because of me... March... I'm going to cry!"
……
At this moment in the video.
The case is progressing rapidly.
It seems the culprit's identity has been confirmed.
Suddenly, Paimon shouted, "Oh no! The prisoner has escaped! We must give chase!"
However, March 7th calmly said, "No problem! I'll make a dessert first."
Paimon was taken aback: "Why are you making desserts?!"
……
On the barrage.
Everyone was stunned.
Qingque: "Yeah! Why make desserts!"
Qingque: "What does this have to do with catching criminals?!"
Xing: "Give me back my gratitude!"
Xing: "My body is barely cold and the prisoner has already escaped. Little March, you still have the mood to make desserts!"
Xing: "In ancient times, people would dance on graves. Are you going to bake a cake on a grave here?"
Xing: "If you don't give me a share, I won't stand for it!"
Qingque: "So all you have to do is offer sacrifices...?"
Yanqing: "I think we shouldn't jump to conclusions. Teacher Sanyueqi must have had a deeper meaning in saying that."
Sambo: "She answered immediately: Because she brought eggs, sugar, and almonds!"
……
And in the video.
But then March 7th smiled and said, "Paimon, you don't understand."
"As the saying goes, to win someone's heart, you must first win their stomach!"
"Excuse me, what book are you reading?" Paimon asked.
March 7th replied with a proud look: "100 tips for pursuing someone!"
……
On the barrage.
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