"Alright, alright, go ahead and spoil your little diviner... Anyway, I, the general, don't need anyone else's attention!"
Yu Chen frowned. Why did these words sound so jealous?
He shook his head, choosing to ignore Jing Yuan's words.
"Don't just drink, eat some food!"
"Eat! I'll fucking eat you up! I'll devour you too!"
Jingyuan grabbed a pork knuckle, stared at Yuchen, and took a big, vicious bite.
"Are you drunk?"
Yu Chen's eyes twitched slightly. Looking at his fierce appearance, he suddenly grabbed a big chicken leg and took a vicious bite as well.
He had this "I'm not happy with you" look on his face...
And so, things started to get chaotic. The dining table, which had been relatively normal,
In an instant, chaos erupted as demons danced wildly...
Two childish fools, hundreds or even thousands of years old, started competing over food.
The excellent food turned into a competitive eating contest for them, with everyone frantically stuffing food into their mouths.
During this time, a maid from the general's mansion came over and took a peek, and was shocked by the horrific battlefield.
However, there was nothing they could do to stop them. They could only quietly try to calm them down, and when that didn't work, they left.
This is too much! Even the usually easygoing and gentle general can be this crazy…
"I'm so full..."
Yu Chen slumped in his chair, rubbed his stomach, and burped.
Jing Yuan behaved similarly, sitting next to him with one arm around his shoulder, his eyes glazed over as he poured wine into his mouth.
Yu Chen glanced at him, saw his blank expression, snatched the wine jar, poured a mouthful into his mouth, and threw it on the table.
"You'll drink yourself to death, but if you eat this much, you'll throw up to death later!"
Jing Yuan smacked his lips, glanced at him, and snorted, "You used to fight me for the drink, but now..."
"You've got a wife now, can't you even have a good drink with your buddies? You're such a henpecked husband!"
"Who's henpecked! Of course I can drink with you, but..."
I have things to do today! It's not convenient to drink too much!
Yu Chen's eyes narrowed, showing some displeasure.
"Heh~ You weren't like this when Fu Xuan was around that day!"
Jing Yuan chuckled dismissively.
Yu Chen's expression stiffened. "I was just... giving Xiao Fu Xuan face. When you're not around, I can do whatever I want with her!"
Jing Yuan suddenly nodded seriously, then shook his phone to show Yu Chen the screen.
Fu Xuan's chat box suddenly appeared.
"I recorded what you just said. I'll send it to Fu Qing now and ask if that's true..."
The next second, his phone suddenly disappeared.
With a dark expression, Yu Chen pressed down on his head and began searching.
"Where's the recording?
He used both his hands and feet to push Jing Yuan away, preventing him from taking back his machine.
"I didn't record anything at all, I was just trying to trick you... You've been exposed, haven't you, you henpecked husband!"
Yu Chen's lips twitched, and he threw the phone back, along with himself.
Chokehold!
"You're using dirty tricks on your brother, aren't you? I'll put you in my throat!"
"Let go! Someone's watching you. Do you still want to maintain the dignity of a general like me?"
Yu Chen turned and glanced at the doorway, his eyes sharp.
The standing maid trembled slightly and silently closed the door.
She knew nothing, saw nothing, and heard nothing.
"It's gone now!"
Yu Chen continued to lock his throat.
"Ahhhh..."
The general was screaming in agony, looking like he was about to die.
...
"I suddenly remembered something..."
Yu Chen swallowed hard and pushed the wine glass away.
He really can't drink anymore, otherwise if Fu Xuan smells it when he gets back and questions him, he'll be in trouble...
"What…?"
Jing Yuan's face was flushed, and his dazed expression clearly indicated that he was somewhat drunk.
"I want to...cook!"
"what?"
Jing Yuan glanced at him, feeling somewhat puzzled.
Yu Chen scratched his face, coughed lightly, and said, "Xiao Fu Xuan is sometimes quite busy, and by the time she finishes her things, it's late. If I could cook or something, I could prepare it for her in advance!"
There's no need to go out specifically to eat anything...
"My suggestion is that you add the chef of Liuyun Pavilion's contact information, and then whenever you need him, just call him over."
Yu Chen paused for a moment, as if the suggestion was actually quite good...
A professional would definitely do a better job than this shoddy work.
However, his expression quickly furrowed again. "You don't understand... Some things are more about the intention than whether you know it or not."
"Heh... I don't understand, after all, I'm all alone! But if it were up to me, I would definitely choose a skilled chef, not the devilish dishes you make."
Jing Yuan gave a soft hum and tilted his head back to down the wine in his glass in one gulp.
Sure enough, although he didn't drink too much, the drinks seemed to taste better when he was with me than when I drank them alone.
How strange…
"What are you saying! I've never cooked anything for you, have I? Why do you call it devilish cuisine?"
Yu Chen snorted in dissatisfaction. He wasn't named Kaslana, and he had maxed-out knife skills. It was just cooking. Even if the taste wasn't very good at first, it was something that could be improved!
Chapter 84 What nonsense are you talking about!
"Leaving now?"
Jing Yuanyuan leaned against the bed, holding a jar of wine in her hand. Her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes were unfocused, revealing a hint of resentment at being neglected.
"Let's go, we've been drinking for half the afternoon, and you dragged me into drinking a bit more..."
If Fu Xuan causes me trouble, I'll come back and cause you trouble!
Yu Chen's head was also a little dizzy. He glared at Jing Yuan and snorted softly.
"Then come on over... I'm not as special as you. I've lived for so long, and I reckon I'm nearing the end. I'd be happy to get together more often now!"
He suddenly lay down and said in a calm tone.
"Shut your mouth, you jinx!" Yu Chen's voice suddenly became sharp, but he quickly suppressed it again...
He sighed deeply, looking at the man lying on the bed, and said, "I don't want to draw my sword against my own brothers again..."
"But if I fall into demonic possession, if you don't kill me, who else will? Yanqing? That kid isn't qualified. I'm a general, after all."
Jing Yuan suddenly laughed.
"I'm not going to chop you up anyway!"
Yu Chen roared at him, his eyes blazing with fury, but beneath that anger lay boundless fear…
And a suffocating sadness.
His sword has been stained with the blood of far too many brothers…
At least Jingyuan, don't let him... take action again...
Jing Yuan, however, seemed oblivious to the emotions in his tone, and continued to laugh and talk about things that annoyed him, "Hahaha, what if I fall into demonic possession and wreak havoc on the Immortal Ship, or go and bully your little diviner?"
"The Ten Kings' Division will deal with you!"
"What if we didn't have enough time to suppress it?"
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