Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

"Hiyomaru, what color burlap sack do you like?"

"Huh? What color..." Himeko turned her head in confusion, and then it got dark.

Jiuxiao and Kiana worked together to trap Himeko in a sack.

"Why is it dark?! Jiuxiao? Kiana? What are you doing?!"

Then Jiuxiao found a rope from the side, Kiana tightened the sack, and the two of them worked together to hang Himeko in the air, with the barbecue grill right below Himeko.

Himeko didn't understand why Jiuxiao and the others had covered her up with something. Weren't they inviting her to a barbecue? Why were they hanging her up in a sack?

But suddenly she remembered something she had seen in a TV series and screamed in terror.

"Help! Big sister, save me! Jiuxiao and Kiana are going to kill the fox!!" "I'm not a real fox, I don't have much meat left!!"

"What are you yelling about? We don't eat people..." "Exactly, exactly, we just wanted to ask Himeko for help~"

As Kiana spoke, she began to smear sauce on Himeko, while Jiuxiao took out other skewers.

"Aaaaah, you've already started serving the sauce, and you still say you're not going to eat me?!" Himeko's whole body trembled with fear, and finally, in a panic, Himeko started breathing fire everywhere.

Kiana's eyes lit up when she saw Himeko start breathing fire, and she applied the paint even more enthusiastically.

Himeko's eyes lit up and he drooled when he saw Kiana, which made him even more furious.

"Here it comes, Jiuxiao, hurry up and run the skewer!" "We've been waiting for this moment!"

Jiuxiao held the skewers to Feiyuwan's mouth. Flames sizzled over them, and the skewers released a fragrant aroma.

The aroma of the grilled skewers terrified Himeko. Her eyes were blindfolded, and she didn't realize the smell came from the grilled skewers; she thought her private parts were being cooked.

Waaah, goodbye, big sister. But I'll drag these two bastards down with me before I die.

While crying, Himeko-maru was desperately breathing fire.

"You're inhumane."

"Wipe your drool before you talk to me like that..."

Jiuxiao and Kiana took turns eating skewers, dipping them in the sauce on Himeko's body, and occasionally teased Himeko who was crying and making a fuss.

Seeing that the flames emitted by Himeko were getting smaller and smaller, Jiuxiao knew that Himeko had run out of energy.

Fortunately, Jiu Xiao knew that pressure could push people to their limits, so...

Jiuxiao held the skewers of grilled meat past Feiyuwan's nose, deliberately feigning a fierce tone as he spoke to her:

"Can you smell it? Give me a good breath of fire, or we might not eat you after we've had our fill of skewers."

"Rua—Don't eat me! I really don't have any meat!!" Himeko, with tears and snot streaming down her face, breathed fire even more vigorously.

After seeing that everything was baked, Jiuxiao snapped his fingers, released Feiyuwan from its restraints, and put it down.

From dozens of skewers, Jiu Xiao took out two skewers and a serving of fried tofu and handed them to the crying, pitiful Fei Yu Wan.

"Hiyomaru did a good job. Here, have two skewers as a reward for you."

Feiyu Maru tremblingly accepted the skewers. Before Jiuxiao left, he patted her on the shoulder, which frightened her so much that she dared not eat the skewers in her hand.

After eating and drinking their fill, Jiu Xiao and Qiyana patted their big bellies and lay sprawled on the ground.

"Hiccup~ Kiana, are you satisfied with your meal?"

"I'm so incredibly satisfied! The Himeko-maru is amazing, I'll definitely bring her next time!"

"It probably won't work next time. If there is a next time, Yae Sakura will definitely cut us down."

The thought of Yae Sakura smiling as she took out Crimson Sakura and Sakura Blizzard from her waist and then sliced ​​herself and Kiana into pieces sent chills down Jiu Xiao's spine.

Wait... this doesn't seem like a hallucination. Yae Sakura really is here.

"Skipping class, eating barbecue, and even making Himeko cry... You two did a great job!"

Yae Sakura squinted, smiling as she looked at Jiu Xiao and Kiana. At this moment, her hands were gripping the hilt of the sword at her waist, and the sword was trembling slightly. Both Jiu Xiao and Kiana could see Yae Sakura's anger.

"Big sister!! Waaaaah... I almost thought I'd never see you again!" Himeko, holding a skewer of grilled meat, grabbed Yae Sakura's leg. Snot, tears, and sauce were all over Yae Sakura's leg.

"Those two beasts are going to eat me! Waaaaah—Big sister, you have to help me get justice!!"

"Get out of my way, you idiot! They're obviously using you as a barbecue tool, they wouldn't possibly want to eat you. It's all a lie, you little fool."

Yae Sakura irritably tossed the Himeko-maru pendant off her leg aside and disgustedly wiped away the dirt it had left on her leg.

"Ah...I see."

Himeko was stunned, even forgetting to cry. But after a while, Himeko cried even harder; now she wasn't crying out of fear, but out of grievance.

"But if you just tell me, I'll help you bake it... Waaaaah—"

"Sigh, it's obvious they want you to work for free and not even share your food."

Yae Sakura sighed and drew the two swords from her waist.

He appeared in front of the two men who were trying to slip away and held a knife to their necks.

"Choose how you want to die!"

"I want to live until I die." Jiuxiao looked at Yae Sakura with a determined expression.

Jiuxiao's answer made Yae Sakura laugh in anger, but in the end, Yae Sakura didn't bring herself to strike with her sword.

Instead, he used the back of his knife to strike Jiu Xiao and Qiyana, giving each of them a large bump on the head.

Yae Sakura twirled her sword, gently wiped her twin blades with her hand, and then sheathed them.

"Go and apologize properly to Himeko! The headmaster is also looking for you two. He said he's going to break both of your legs this time."

After saying that, Yae Sakura was still angry, so she knocked on Jiu Xiao and Kiana twice, and then left.

Jiuxiao and Kiana exchanged a glance and began to communicate through eye contact.

Kiana: What should we do?

Jiuxiao: Well, let's deal with that. Let's apologize to Himeko first.

Kiana: I told you this wasn't a good idea, look, everyone's angry now.

Jiuxiao: Yes, yes, that's not good. Kiana is the most enthusiastic when she's involved!

Kiana: Oh dear! It's all Jiuxiao's fault for encouraging me to do bad things!

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Yae Sakura didn't take Himeko with her, but Kyuu and Kiana quickly found Himeko.

Seeing Himeko crying her heart out, the two realized that they had indeed done something wrong.

Jiuxiao and Kiana slid down to their knees in front of Feiyuwan and frantically kowtowed to apologize at lightning speed.

"You two bastards, you're making me so angry!!!"

Himeko angrily raised her little fists and kept hitting the two of them. Kyuu and Kiana obediently took the hits without fighting back.

Finally, exhausted from the fight, Himeko lay in Kiana's arms, patting her chest in lingering fear.

"I was really scared... I really thought you were going to eat me!"

"Hehehe, how could that be? Actually, we just wanted to scare Himeko at first... but we got carried away... Jiuxiao and I got too into pretending to be bad guys..." Kiana scratched her head sheepishly, then pinched Jiuxiao's waist hard and spun him around.

Jiuxiao was in so much pain that he was sweating profusely, but he held back his cries.

"I'm sorry, Himeko... Actually, we saved a lot for you, Himeko, and the rest were for you, but we got too into character and gave you a few skewers instead..."

"Rua—" Himeko-maru breathed a huge burst of fire directly at the sky.

"I don't care, I don't care! If apologies were enough, who would mend my broken heart!"

Jiuxiao wiped his face and sighed. He had to make up for his mistake, even if it meant crying and wiping his kidneys.

Finally, Jiuxiao was hung up by Feiyuwan and roasted by her flames, and Kiana fanned Feiyuwan and fed her the skewers to make up for it.

Finally, seeing Jiuxiao with his jaw dislocated from having a flamethrower stuffed into his mouth for so long, Feiyu Maru laughed happily and forgave Jiuxiao and Kiana.

However, in the following days, Jiuxiao and Kiana treated Himeko like a revered ancestor. After all, what they had done was truly outrageous, and they wouldn't feel at ease letting Himeko forgive them so easily.

During the day, I serve my little master, Himeko; at night, we kneel on keyboards together when we get home.

"You two are something else! You're either sleeping in class or skipping it. I even raised the wall to prevent you from skipping class, and you still managed to escape!!"

"Just wait and see how I teach you a lesson this time..."

Theresa was furious and looked around for something to teach the two a lesson. Judah, understanding her intention, handed Theresa a large, restraining cleaver, which Theresa immediately threw away in fright.

"Judas, you kneel down too!!"

"Why? Didn't you say you were going to break Jiu Xiao and Kiana's legs? Why do I have to kneel too?"

Judas looked at Theresa with a puzzled expression.

"You...you...how could you really cut him! I just...I just..." Theresa trembled with anger, but she couldn't say anything wrong about Judas. Finally, Theresa raised her trembling hand and pointed to the door.

"Aaaaaah! You've completely ruined the headmaster's dignity! Get out! Get out! All of you, get out!!!"

Both Jiu Xiao and Kiana were guilty and didn't really argue. Anyway, once Theresa calmed down, they wouldn't dare skip class again...