When I was teaching at the university, Brother Lu called me a pervert at the beginning.

The freshmen below the stage all swallowed hard and began to whisper among themselves.

"A martial arts battle, the student council! It looks so cool!" Ike Kanji said, somewhat tempted.

Wu Douyu nodded.

The student council certainly has a high level of prestige! Especially the student council of this school.

Everyone who becomes the student council president possesses managerial talent, a sharp mind, and excellent academic ability.

Wu Douyu looked up at Horikita Manabu for a while, then lowered his head, feeling a bit bored.

Joining the student council or something like that sounds exhausting!

However, many people will still join for the sake of rights and challenges.

But none of this concerns Wu Douyu; he just needs to quietly remain a nobody! Hehe.

A slight smile appeared on Wu Douyu's lips.

[Ding! An event has been detected. The Life Choice System is at your service.]

Upon hearing the electronic voice in his mind, Wu Douyu's right eyelid twitched violently, and an ominous premonition filled his heart.

**System! Don't mess with me!**

[①With your wolfish ambitions, you decide to step out of the group, walk step by step to Horikita Manabu, point your finger at his head, and shout with a disdainful expression: "Hey, four-eyed guy, let me have your student council president position!"]

【②As a super idiot, you decide to step out of the line, hop and skip onto the stands, and in front of all the freshmen, make a cross-eyed face, then pound your chest like a gorilla, and shout: Hehe, I'm an idiot, I'm a super idiot!】

【③As a die-hard fan of Horikita Manabu, you decide to step out of the line, run towards him with a sexy pinky finger raised (remember to have an excited smile on your face), then kneel down in front of him and lick his shoes in front of all the new students, shouting loudly as you lick: I am my master's dog, woof woof woof!】

You have 60 seconds to select an option above.

【60】

【59】

……

6. The bizarre choices the system gives you are getting weirder and weirder each time!

Wu Douyu even wondered if the system's brain was filled with excrement? It just kept coming up with disgusting options!

"What's wrong? A fight!"

Seeing that Wu Douyu was trembling in front of him, Sudo Ken asked with great concern.

"I...I'm fine!"

Wu Douyu wiped the sweat dripping from his forehead.

Looking at Mutoha, who was sweating profusely and whose lips were pale, Sudo Ken nervously said:

"Wu Dou, how about I take you to the infirmary for a checkup?"

【10】

【9】

Wu Douyu shook his head, reached out and patted Sudo Ken on the shoulder, revealing a determination like Jing Ke's assassination attempt on the King of Qin, a determination from which there was no return.

"Sudo, I'm leaving!"

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**System, I, your grandpa, choose ①!**

[Ding! Selection ① complete. You have 300 seconds to finalize your selection.]

So, Wu Douyu, with his trembling old legs, walked unsteadily toward Horikita Gaku.

"Huh? What's Wudou going to do?" Ike Kanji asked Sudo Ken curiously, looking at Wudou Yu, whose body trembled with every step he took.

Kenjiro Sudo shook his head in confusion.

"I don't know? Wu Dou just told me he was leaving, and then he left (#－.－)."

Everyone's attention was inevitably drawn to Wu Douyu's figure.

"Huh? Who's that?"

"What is this boy trying to do? He keeps walking towards the audience seats."

"I know him. He's that ghost from Class D. I heard he got beaten up by a girl when school started."

"Wait, don't I remember he was caught peeping at girls showering and got his arm broken?"

"Hey, you're all wrong. The real story is that he was caught cheating on his girlfriend, and she broke his third leg on the spot!"

"Hiss! Is it really that ruthless?"

Standing at the back of the group, Ayanokouji Kiyotaka naturally saw Mutoha's tall figure and tilted his head to the side.

What is this guy planning to do now?

Horikita Gaku glanced sideways, coldly watching Mudou Yu walk towards him step by step.

He had a bandage on his right hand, and his body was trembling like a cafeteria lady serving food. He also had a strange expression on his face as he looked at him.

This strange behavior left Horikita Manabu somewhat puzzled.

Chapter 19 I don’t need friends

Wu Douyu stared at Horikita Manabu, gritted his teeth, put one hand in his pocket, and wore an arrogant expression. He spoke in a very arrogant tone:

"Hey, four-eyed guy, how about I take your student council president seat?"

Under everyone's watchful eyes, Wu Douyu arrogantly uttered these words.

The atmosphere in the audience instantly fell silent, and everyone stared at the arrogant young man with bandages, their jaws dropping in disbelief. They seemed to be shocked that someone would dare to provoke them so openly.

"Sudo, slap me right now, let me see if I'm dreaming." Looking at the figure of Muto Yu not far away, Ike Kanji swallowed and said.

"Ike, I...I saw it too!" Sudo Ken also stared in shock at Muto Yu's back, his mind filled with "Holy crap!"

Is this how you fight? They're practically fighting face-to-face!

The other classes also focused their attention on Wu Douyu.

"Tsk tsk, as expected of Class D, they're really bold! They actually picked a big boss to provoke right away." Long Yuanxiang looked at Wu Douyu's figure with a smile.

"That guy is really stupid! He offended the student council president right after the start of the semester." Standing in the line, Kikyo Kushida looked at Takeuu's back with a resentful gaze.

It seems that it won't be long before he gets himself killed by his own stupidity!

Horikita Manabu, standing on the stage, was also taken aback by Wu Douyu's arrogant words.

Goodness, are all young people these days so arrogant?

He adjusted his glasses, which had slipped down to the tip of his nose, and they reflected a silver light.

"Heh, if you want my position as student council president, then come and challenge me."

After saying that, he looked down at Wu Douyu with a cold gaze, a slight sneer curling at the corner of his mouth.

Then he put one hand in his pocket, turned around, and left.

[Ding! You have completed option ①. You are rewarded with +1 to Horikita Gaku's sexual interest.]

Upon hearing the notification in his mind that the option had been completed, Wu Douyu reached out and wiped the cold sweat that kept pouring down his forehead.

This system is not only incompetent, but also illiterate!

You even misspelled the character for "interest" (兴), what a jerk!

Wu Douyu returned to the spot where he had just been standing, completely ignoring the group of classmates around him who were giving him strange looks.

"Wu Dou! You're too brave! That's the student council president! How dare you provoke him in front of so many people!" Chi Kuanji shouted excitedly to Wu Dou Yu from the side.

"Wudou, do you have a grudge against the student council president? How could you..." Sudo Ken also frowned as he looked at Wudou Yu.

Aside from the fact that Wu Douyu had a grudge against the student council president, he really couldn't understand why Wu Douyu would provoke the student council president in front of so many people. Wasn't this like looking for excrement in a cesspool?

Hearing their voices, Wu Douyu scratched his head awkwardly and said:

"Haha, don't worry, big shots like the student council president wouldn't care about a nobody like me!"

Seeing Wu Douyu's carefree laughter, Sudo Ken and Ike Kanji exchanged glances. They could both tell from each other's eyes that Wu Douyu was either mentally ill or had terrifyingly low emotional intelligence.

Even those two idiots could see that doing this would definitely offend the student council president, and if they offended the student council president, how could they expect to have a good time in this school?

The answer is definitely no!

Thinking of this, both Ken Sudo and Kanji Ike subconsciously moved a little further away from Mutoha, somewhat afraid of being implicated by Mutoha's idiotic behavior.

Wu Douyu naturally saw their little tricks, but he didn't feel sad at all. On the contrary, he felt that it was a very natural thing to do.

If it were me, I definitely wouldn't want to be friends with an idiot either.

Wu Douyu shook his head helplessly and chuckled softly.

This system was practically sent by God to punish him for the sins he had committed in his past life.

Recalling some things from his past life, Wu Douyu's eyes instantly became blank, and he lowered his head, staring silently at the ground.