A Single Person's Infinite Wonderful Life

For the sake of their own pleasure, making livestock-like humans bear some of their "responsibilities" is a perfectly normal thing for those high and mighty gods and Buddhas.

After rambling on, Odin gave a brief summary, saying, "This time, I will negotiate with the demons in my personal capacity to find out what their purpose is in their actions in the human realm."

Li Wei focused his attention on Azazel. Judging from Azazel's smile, Li Wei figured he was probably quite pleased that he had managed to cause the demons a little trouble and get the Norse gods to help him clear the way. It seemed like a worthwhile deal no matter how you looked at it.

The Norse gods gained fame, and he was also able to reap tangible benefits.

Li Wei thought about it and realized that the Norse gods could understand what they were doing. After all, the powerful Brahman gods had been destroyed, and the resulting vacuum of faith needed to be filled by someone.

The Norse gods likely wanted to take the biggest bite. Li Wei then turned his attention to the Eastern Heavenly Court, where the Jade Emperor was still resting with his eyes closed, looking quite dignified. However, he would look even more dignified if he could remove his hand from the Valkyrie's buttocks.

What followed was a pointless period of dividing up the spoils. With the Brahman gods gone, the vast majority of the billion-plus people of the White Elephant Kingdom became ownerless. Although it was also a Buddhist stronghold, the Buddhist community was powerless to resist the invasion of other pantheons. So, apart from protecting their own base, they could only grit their teeth and try their best to ensure that the pantheons entering the White Elephant Kingdom were all friendly ones.

The lengthy meeting was taking its toll on Li Wei. It wasn't that he couldn't stand it, but rather that extracting useful information from the pile of platitudes was incredibly troublesome. It was just like a routine meeting for civil servants, all clichéd and formulaic. He hated riddle-makers the most.

After listening to a lot of nonsense, Li Wei managed to glean some useful information. First, regarding the alliances, due to external threats, most pantheons chose to unite, except for the Eastern Heavenly Court, which relied on its strength and numerous trump cards, and the Olympian pantheon, which did not choose to form an alliance. The other pantheons all opted to stick together for mutual support.

Secondly, there was a redistribution of interests. In the White Elephant Kingdom, because the Brahman gods were destroyed, the right to propagate Buddhism was redistributed. Through compromises arising from conflicting interests, only smaller pantheons ultimately gained the right to participate; no large pantheons received any. This could be considered a win-win situation; at least, no one dared to push Buddhism to the brink.

After watching the play, Li Wei felt very unhappy. It was a feeling that he, as a person, had been despised in the most basic way.

"Since you like being high and mighty, then you wouldn't mind if I kicked down the platform you're standing on and made you fall in the mud," Li Wei muttered to himself.

Li Wei has a terrible personality, but he also has his own bottom line. There are some things he can choose to do selectively, but there are absolutely no things he can do to those who are high and mighty.

Humans were treated like livestock, and he, who insisted on his human identity, felt his most precious possessions being trampled underfoot. This feeling even caused him pain.

Especially after hearing about the gods dividing up the human body and allocating their benefits, Li Wei's anger had reached an uncontrollable level. However, he was not an impulsive person, and the angrier he was, the calmer he became.

Anger without power is nothing but impotent rage, but what he is now is nuclear rage.

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Of course, now is not the time to wipe out these guys. After all, Li Wei is still digesting the Brahman gods. The Soul-Sweeping Bell is an extremely powerful magic weapon, but it is not a professional alchemy cauldron. Therefore, its alchemy efficiency is not as high as Li Wei expected. It will also take a certain amount of time to refine all the Brahman gods inside. The Brahman gods are far stronger than the Neon gods, so it is normal that it will take more time.

Li Wei recalled the version of "Journey to the West" he had read. In the original story, the monkey was stopped by Wang Lingguan when he fought his way to the Jade Emperor's palace. The reason why the monkey was able to cause trouble was entirely because the Jie Sect people in the Heavenly Court were setting things up, just wanting to have some fun.

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However, in the TV series, the Monkey King beat the Jade Emperor so badly that he crawled under the table and shouted, "Quickly go to the Western Paradise to invite the Buddha!" ​​Thinking of this, Li Wei smiled.

Li Wei clasped his hands together, and Lind, who possessed the body of a fallen angel and had already appeared before the world several times, was summoned by him.

The incredibly spacious hall was large enough to accommodate a behemoth like Linde. After all, the scale of this hall was like an underground city from the EVA universe. From a human perspective, it could be said to be a marvelous building that current humans could not construct.

The colossal Linde appeared above the gods, spreading his radiant wings and wielding a spiral spear in each hand. The white halo above his head emitted a dazzling light.

This scene caused the gods, who had been enjoying themselves, to show a wary expression, and each of them revealed their battle stance, either with their bodies transformed or covered in special armor.

In an instant, powerful auras locked onto Lind, who was suspended in mid-air. Such a lineup was enough to tear Lind to shreds. However, Lind was now being closely controlled by Li Wei, and in addition to his own power, he also had a large number of buffs. Lind was now like a Super Saiyan compared to a regular Saiyan, his fighting power increased many times over. It was precisely because of this that Li Wei dared to send this clone to venture into the lion's den alone.

Chapter 1. The Beautiful Zu'an Dialect

While Linde was still in the air, several attacks landed on him. Golden lightning and blue lightning, two huge lightning dragons, instantly engulfed Linde's figure.

In the Heavenly Court's territory, the God of War Yang Jian, sitting beside the Jade Emperor, held a three-pointed double-edged sword, wore silver armor, and had his third eye on his forehead open, staring intently at the figure in the sky.

"Unfortunately, the other side suffered no damage at all," Yang Jian sighed.

The Jade Emperor remained calm, tightening his grip on the Valkyrie's buttocks, and said, "To dare to intrude into Asgard at a time like this shows that the other party has absolute confidence in their own strength. Those two old guys, Odin and Zeus, might make a fool of themselves here. Tsk tsk, what a show."

Yang Jian said softly, "Your Majesty, should we make a move?"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Let's watch the show first. Such a good show is very rare, so we should appreciate it carefully."

At this moment, Li Wei had already arrived behind the Jade Emperor and his entourage. Now, if he wished, he could take the heads off the Jade Emperor's men at any time, but doing so would not be in his best interest.

Right now, he's just like the Jade Emperor, the entertainer of this world, mainly watching the show. Anyway, the secret of his clone hasn't been exposed, so he can enjoy himself to the fullest.

As the Thunder Dragon vanished, Lind remained unharmed. He threw out the two spears in his hand, which transformed into two large, hollow cones in mid-air. He fired them at Zeus and Odin, and the resulting energy torrents instantly engulfed the two gods, while also causing the hall to shake violently.

Despite this change, the gods remained expressionless, eating and drinking as usual, showing no sign of tension from the attack. After all, each of the higher gods in the pantheon possessed their own trump cards; even if they couldn't defeat Lind head-on, protecting themselves from the attack was not a difficult task for them.

The hall was pierced by two large holes. Looking down through the holes, one could see the Asgardian buildings on the lower level, including the empty Fralda Hall, which was originally one of the most defensive buildings in Asgard. However, in front of the enhanced Lind, its defenses were as fragile as paper.

Odin's body was covered in a layer of lightning-infused armor, and he rode a magnificent warhorse.

Upon seeing Odin's mount, the Jade Emperor's face showed envy. The Heavenly Court had its own Imperial Stables, which raised a large number of special celestial horses, but none of them could provide such significant assistance in high-level battles as Odin's warhorse.

The Jade Emperor's own mount was a golden dragon with claws, but apart from its good appearance, the golden dragon's strength was just so-so. If he could, he would even like to exchange his golden dragon for Odin's steed.

Li Wei was right behind the Jade Emperor. His powerful insight allowed him to see the Jade Emperor's inner thoughts, and he wanted to complain. He never expected that even among these gods and Buddhas, there would be a competitive mentality.

Odin spurred his warhorse, its hooves treading on lightning, soaring through the air towards Lind. In his hand, the eternal spear Gungnir radiated a violent aura; red light, like a serpent, swirled rapidly around its tip. Closing the distance, Odin hurled the eternal spear, a spear imbued with the power of piercing and certainty, instantly shattering Lind's defenses and piercing his chest. Simultaneously, the pseudo-S-shaped mechanism hidden within Lind's chest cavity was also pierced.

Because his core was destroyed, Lind's body twisted. Lind grabbed Gangnir, which had grown to be about the size of the Spear of Longinus, and pulled it outwards.

At that moment, the lightning in the sky solidified and pierced through Lind's body from behind again with the Thunder Spiral Spear. The two huge spears crossed, tearing Lind's body apart. His entire lower body was separated from his torso and fell downwards, while a large amount of blood splattered out.

The Jade Emperor, who was standing in front of Li Wei, smiled and said, "It's been so long since we've seen these two old guys go all out. These two old bastards are still as troublesome as ever."

Yang Jian, standing nearby, said softly, "Your Majesty, your strength is still above those two old men. Compared to you, those two old men are nothing but withered bones."

Everyone likes to hear compliments, and the Jade Emperor was no exception. He was quite pleased to hear his nephew, who had already passed his rebellious phase, praising him so highly...

However, at that moment, a sudden change occurred. Linde, who had grabbed the two spears piercing his body with both hands, forcibly pulled them out. At the same time, his body began to repair itself rapidly. The destroyed flesh and blood began to expand like bubbling material, and it was completely restored in just a few seconds.

However, having lost the cover of armor, what appeared before the gods was a human-like body, yellowish skin, long and muscular muscles, and human-like yet inhuman physical details, making the gods realize that the giant before them was far more powerful than they had imagined.

A young voice, whose gender was indistinguishable, rang out.

"Gods? I came here to end the gods, hoping you could hold out longer. Out of courtesy, I came to say hello today. But it seems you don't welcome me," Lin De said calmly.

The two spears Linde was holding vanished instantly, returning to their respective owners' hands. Odin revealed a playful smile and said, "You are hardly polite people. If you were polite, then the gods of the neon and Brahman nations would not have been destroyed by you."

Lind said, "We are just doing the right thing. You are blocking our way to the right path, so I have no choice but to completely purge you."

Odin was amused. He hadn't heard such words in a long time. As one of the most powerful and top-tier pantheons, the Norse pantheon always treated him with considerable courtesy, regardless of who he was. But now, someone had appeared who showed him absolutely no respect.

Linde spread his arms and said loudly, "Gentlemen, I want to say something to you! I've wanted to say this for a long time."

Zeus, standing opposite Odin, said, "I'll give you a chance to say your last words. Since you dared to enter Asgard alone, you must have been prepared to perish here."

Without Zeus, Lind shouted, "Very good! Very spirited! I bring you my sincerest greetings, damn your mothers! Important things must be repeated three times. Damn your mothers! Damn your mothers! Damn your mothers!"

Upon hearing Linde's words, the gods' expressions turned extremely grim.

Chapter 1. Clear Mind

Linde's words provoked widespread anger, as his sweeping generalization was extremely broad, directly insulting all the gods present, and quite harshly at that. Gods are not human and do not have the same ethical and moral values ​​as humans. To some of the main gods, Linde's words could be interpreted as "Watch me show you how I can cuckold you on the spot." Any main god with a temper would not swallow this insult.

Odin laughed in anger and said, "What a big mouth you have! Aren't you afraid that the people here are uncivilized and will gang up on you and beat you up?"

Lind spread his hands and said, "I'm never afraid of being ganged up on because I always outnumber others, and in my opinion, they're just trash, what can they do to me?"

Odin said, "Trash? You're getting more and more arrogant. Don't think that just because you've dealt with the Neon and Brahman pantheons, you can prove your strength."

Lind said, "I don't need to prove my strength. To me, all of you here are trash. I'm not targeting any one person; I'm saying you are all of you."

Odin's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. This was no longer just a matter of disrespecting him; the other party was determined to cause trouble, and every word he uttered was more venomous than the last. Even the gods, who were above humans, were brought to their breaking point by his barrage of insults.

Moreover, as gods, their self-esteem is far higher than that of ordinary people, so their ability to withstand such insults is actually not much stronger than that of humans.

Linde pointed at Odin, who was riding a horse, and said, "You two, you half-blind bastard with a bird on your head, and that beast who doesn't even spare his own mother, I will settle this score with you sooner or later."

A blinding white light appeared on Linde's body. At the same time, the terrifying energy fluctuations instantly surged to an exaggerated level. With Linde as the core, a violent shockwave spread outward, instantly engulfing the entire venue. The terrifying shockwave tore the solid venue to shreds, and all the gods were caught up in the explosion, caught off guard by this sudden attack.

Under these circumstances, the gods used various methods to survive the impact of the explosion. Apart from the deaths of a large number of Valkyries, the gods who came to participate in the meeting suffered no losses.

The Jade Emperor, positioned in front of Li Wei, felt somewhat disgusted looking at the remaining half of Li Wei's buttocks. With his immense power, he had simply deployed a shield around his body to block the devastating explosion. However, the Valkyrie beside him did not possess such abilities, resulting in the scene of him clutching the remaining half of Li Wei's buttocks.

Li Wei, watching from behind, also felt disgusted, but he had achieved his goal of provocation. Although doing so would alert the enemy, to be honest, he wouldn't be satisfied without teaching these gods who treated humans like livestock a lesson.

Now that he had achieved his goal, he felt quite satisfied. So he left the mess he had left behind to the gods to deal with themselves. After teleporting away Linde's clone, Li Wei activated the teleportation and sent himself to Japan.

These past few days, he's been teaching his students using his clones. After completing their teaching tasks, the clones enter a standby state, standing motionless like statues, neither eating nor drinking. Li Wei, Eubelina, Rias, and the others had given prior notice, so it didn't cause any chaos.

The day Li Wei returned to the attic happened to be a weekday. In Japan, where education is relatively relaxed, high school students don't have classes on weekdays, so Li Wei's return was a time for rest.

He was thoroughly angered by the gods during this period. Although he finally vented his anger by flipping the table, Li Wei still needed some time to calm down.

If humans knew what the gods said at the meeting, the vast majority of them would be in uproar, and even the most devout and steadfast believers would abandon their faith.

However, Li Wei did not intend to make such a matter public. Once he did, the gods would definitely react. To deal with such a situation, they could either wipe out everyone's memories and completely block these memories, or they could overturn the table, exterminate all the fourth generation of humans, and then spend several decades recreating a new generation of humans.

Humanity would lose in this situation no matter what, so Li Wei didn't plan to make it public. After all the gods and demons were wiped out, it wouldn't matter whether it was made public or not.

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There was no proper kitchen in the attic; instead, there was a simple tea room, thanks to the food tablecloth.

However, thanks to space expansion technology, the tea room is quite spacious, and it could even be used as a kitchen without any problems.

Yubeluna was busy in the makeshift kitchen. Dressed in casual home clothes, she had tied her naturally curly purple hair into a ponytail, rolled up her sleeves, and started beating and stirring the eggs herself.

Yubeluna was so focused that she didn't even notice someone standing behind her. However, the attic was an absolute safe zone for her, so she felt very relaxed there.

Wearing a black and white gothic short dress, Revel walked up to Eubeluna and watched her stir the egg mixture without saying a word.

The eggs that Yubeluna used were not ordinary chicken eggs. Revel glanced at the eggshells in the nearby trash can, and with the strange aroma of the egg liquid, she knew that Yubeluna was using dragon turtle eggs.

Li Wei was quite lenient with them and did not treat them as slaves. They even received monthly wages under the guise of spending money. Revel guessed that the expensive dragon turtle eggs were bought by Eubeluna through these wages.

Revel leaned on the table, resting her chin on her hands, and said, "I didn't expect you to have such leisure time. Is that man really worth it?"

Yubeluna had already noticed Revel's arrival, but she didn't stop what she was doing, or even raise her head.

Yubeluna spoke with an unusually gentle tone, "Revel, you are of noble birth, born a high-ranking demon. You don't understand those of us who climbed up from the bottom. Lord Levi is someone I can rely on and would do anything for."