One Piece: World Conquest Begins with Creating a Little Empress

Just as Char was fretting about not having obtained the most crucial item, the Gluttony Fruit, he suddenly heard the voice of CP0 outside his laboratory.

"Oh! It seems what I've been wanting has finally arrived..."

Upon seeing this, Char immediately left the laboratory. He looked at the CP0 members in front of him and said softly, "Bring up the Devil Fruits you found!"

"As ordered!"

Upon hearing Char's words, CP0 members presented him with the Devil Fruit they had obtained, as if offering a treasure.

Then Char saw this CP0 member and handed him a purple Devil Fruit covered with many spiral patterns.

"Hey! This fruit isn't... "

Char stared in surprise at the Devil Fruit in his hand.

"Yes, this is the Logia-type Dark-Dark Fruit, known as the most vicious fruit in history!"

The CP0 member spoke with great pride about this.

"I told you to find the Swallow-Swallow Fruit, and you found Darkness instead?"

Upon hearing this, Xia Ya's eye twitched slightly.

Four thousand words!

Chapter 89 Charlotte Linlin: Char, when are you coming to marry my daughter?

Char looked at the Devil Fruit in his hand, which was emitting a purple glow, and frowned slightly.

Legend has it that every Devil Fruit possesses its own will!

Rather than humans choosing Devil Fruits, it's more often the fruits choosing their masters...

Since the Dark-Dark Fruit has come into Char's hands, it means that in the eyes of the Dark-Dark Fruit, its great master Char is the true darkness in this world.

Compared to Xia Yasheng, who is concerned about his country and its people, Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach, who is still lurking on the ship of the 'world's strongest man,' Whitebeard Edward Newgate, and quietly hiding, seems to be playing pirate house!

Dark-Dark Fruit: "Oh! Your esteemed Lord Xia! Compared to your darkness, my destined master, Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach, is like a righteous and ruthless hero with boundless dedication to his dreams! You, who randomly execute a legendary figure on average every year, wiped out more than 100,000 samurai in Wano Country, sold Wano Country to Kaido, and left millions of people living in misery like ants on a hot plate, and even stole Oden's wife, are the true darkness of this world."

However, Char was not satisfied with this result...

"Am I evil? Don't talk nonsense, this is clearly slander..."

"I am the kindest man in the world."

Char looked at the Devil Fruit in his hand, his heart filled with immense grief and indignation...

He admitted that Xia Yasheng's life has been extremely difficult because he has to take care of the relationships between four or five stunningly beautiful women around him every day!

Every day, he not only has to provide emotional support to his women, but also physical labor at night. In addition, he has to find ways to give them equal attention and ensure that everyone is satisfied...

Okay! Xia Ya admits that, in order for his little family to live a better life in this world in the future, he was forced to do some things that were misunderstood by the world!

But does anyone know how much Xia Yasheng has contributed to this world?!

Indeed, Char's farms have industrialized the farming of chickens, ducks, and fish. The salmon are being raised in polluted ditches, and their bodies are starting to develop sores. The ocean where the fish are raised has antibiotic levels high enough to be used as an IV drip for someone...

Xia Yasheng also admitted that the exquisite golden-feathered chickens raised in their factory, under the growth hormones personally formulated by him, only need a short 45 days from hatching to entering people's taste buds!

Because Char has incorporated Sea King bloodline factors into his chicken bloodline, it only takes forty-five days for the chickens in Char's factory to find a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is the same size as a juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex and weighs tens of tons (the Tyrannosaurus Rex of this world).

But who knows that the chicken farms under his command, Xia Ya, guarantee the protein supply for more than 90% of the countries across the entire world?

In addition, Char also admitted that allowing heifers to become pregnant at one and a half years old and then milking them mechanically caused a large number of cows to suffer from mastitis, which ultimately contaminated the dairy products. This was not only extremely inhumane to the animals, but also posed a serious threat to food safety!

But who would have thought that milk, which used to be a luxury only nobles could afford on this vast ocean, now sells for the same price as water, all thanks to Xia Yasheng's contribution?!

The people on this vast ocean are barely getting enough to eat, so who cares about food safety?! Xia Yasheng understood a principle from his past life: as long as his price is low enough, then we shouldn't look down on each other! He, Xia Yasheng, is the only Snow King on this vast ocean; it is he who feeds countless people across the four seas!

The legendary Joy Boy, besides just grinning like an idiot all day, how many food factories does he own? Does he know anything about industrialized farming? What are genetically modified soybeans?

Could Joy Boy, like Xia Yasheng, combine the bloodlines of sea kings and giant octopuses to cultivate a chicken the size of Godzilla, with over a hundred wings and three hundred chicken feet, resembling a Cthulhu Outer God?

Absolutely not!

Joy Boy could never do it!

In conclusion, Xia Yasheng, who fed countless people around the world and caused obesity rates to rise sharply, thus driving the pharmaceutical industry to continuously research drugs for treating hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and hyperglycemia, is the true sun god Nika and the real Joy Boy in this world.

"It was I, Xia Yasheng, who brought meat, eggs, and milk to the people!"

"I am the real Nika, I am the Joy Boy who makes the world smile!"

Char was proud of what he had done.

As for Char, after becoming the Supreme Commander of the World Government's armed forces, he cleaned up the powerful figures at sea at a legendary pace of one per year...

Char also had something to say about this.

First of all, Roger was going to die anyway...

Roger's death had nothing to do with him. He not only made Roger's death seem noble, but he also ensured that Roger's wife and son survived. He's practically a saint.

As for Oden, the tens of thousands of samurai under Oden and Kurozumi Orochi, the nobles of Wano Country, the great pirate Shiki the Golden Lion, Red Earl Barolorick Redfield, and the world destroyer Bundy World, they all deserved to die!

Is killing someone who deserves to die considered murder? No, it's not murder at all…

That's called letting these people get out of trouble early!

"Bulu Bulu..."

Just as Char was looking at the Dark-Dark Fruit in front of him, feeling uneasy, a piercing Den Den Mushi ring interrupted his thoughts.

"Click~"

Char casually answered the Den Den Mushi.

"Hey, Griffin! Our company has run into a little trouble in the West Blue. The mafia here, along with a bunch of non-World Government member states, shot down ten of our grain transport ships! You know, my country and influence are all in the South China Sea, so it's not appropriate for me to get involved in the West Blue..."

The Den Den Mushi connected, and Doflamingo's voice came through.

"Doflamingo! Do I really need to teach you how to do something so trivial?!"

"Now, in my name, I'll call Sengoku and have him dispatch twenty naval warships to launch a Buster Call against those few foolish, non-World Government member states!"

"Those who survived the Buster Call will all be sent to the Bridge Country, Teqira Wolf Bridge Repair! They will spend the rest of their lives in labor reform..."

"Oh! By the way, tell Sengoku! Anyone wanting to build a bridge in the land above the bridge will need a background check! Our World Government is determined to fight evil to the very end..."

"So we don't want any Mafia members, let them all die!"

"Damn it, a bunch of bastards, what are you pretending to be, gangsters, in front of our World Government?! When the World Government made its fortune through the black market 800 years ago, the ancestors of these little brats were still in their mothers' wombs."

After Xia finished speaking, he hung up Doflamingo's call immediately.

"..."

On the other side, Doflamingo watched Char hang up the phone, his eye twitching slightly. He thought he was already a beast enough, but compared to Char in the Holy Land, he realized he was still too kind.

For a time, Doflamingo even considered writing an autobiography titled "The Years When My Family, Not Good Enough to Be Human, Was Jointly Expelled from the Holy Land by the Other Celestial Dragons."

Just as Char hung up the Den Den Mushi, the Dark-Dark Fruit in front of him suddenly glowed with a purple light! The Dark-Dark Fruit: "Hmm! This master was chosen correctly! Compared to Char, even I am not dark enough..."

"Bulu Bulu..."

Shortly after Char gave the order to Doflamingo, he suddenly received another phone call. This time, the call didn't come from outside, but from inside the Holy Land.

"Click~"

Char didn't think much of it and answered the Den Den Mushi directly.

"Char! Tighten up a bit! You just executed the Red Earl and the World Destroyer. It's not wise to make any big moves now. Proceed cautiously..."

As Char answered the Den Den Mushi, a hoarse voice immediately came through.

Looking across the entire world, the only ones who dare to speak to Char in such a tone are the Five Elders, who are at the pinnacle of power in the World Government and the obvious rulers of the world.

"Steady? How can you expect me to be prudent?"

"Will you only start to exert your strength after the prophecy comes true, Joy Boy is successfully resurrected, and comes to attack with a brand new and enormous kingdom?"

"That's enough! You five old men, just shut your mouths and stay in your meeting rooms, keep your eyes wide open and watch quietly!"

"Watch closely, and see exactly how I defeat Joy Boy..."

After Xia finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

"..."

After hearing Xia's words, the five elders fell silent.

"Sometimes, I really think Char is quite radical..."

After a moment of silence, Jaigolusia Satan, the World Government's God of Science and Defense, who was the most radical hawk among the Five Elders, spoke truthfully.

Since Char Aznable became the Commander-in-Chief of the World Government's armed forces, he has almost wiped out all the powerful figures of Roger's generation...

Besides, legends like Fisher Tiger were dried into dried fish by Char and fed to the Sea Kings before they even became legends.

"At least the World Government, led by Char, is more powerful than ever before since its founding eight hundred years ago! The four seas under our command are at unprecedented peace, aren't they?! Perhaps, Char could become our sixth..."

"Environmental War God" Marcus Mazsaint stroked his long beard and spoke very seriously.

As everyone knows, there are six Elders in total...

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