Yuri: "Of course! I used to be just an ordinary person, but now I'm really amazing!"
Aqua: "Is immortality so hard? This goddess is already hundreds of millions of years old. *burp* In a few days, some flying cabbages will appear. Anyone want to come?"
Hu Yifei: "How strange, Aqua actually invited us?"
Gabriel: "I guess it was Kazuma who reminded me."
Aqua: "..."
Aqua: "It's not like I haven't invited you guys over for drinks, but you never came."
Miyamizu Mitsuha: "Because I don't like drinking."
Li Shimin: "Is there any way to achieve immortality?"
Azhu: "Open the chat group store and you'll see lots of secret manuals and elixirs; everything you're looking for is there."
Li Shimin: "Thank you. Please forgive me for what happened earlier."
A'Zhu: "It's alright, he's the emperor, that kind of temper is perfectly normal."
Ying Zheng: "No, I feel something is not right."
Ying Zheng No. 2: "We are also emperors, but we are not that arrogant."
Li Shimin: "..."
Su Xiaoxiao: "@Li Shimin, is there anything special about your world?"
Li Shimin: "Special?"
Bai Suzhen: "Miss Su, you've asked a pointless question. Who would think their world is special?"
Umaru: "You can't see the true face of Mount Lu because you're in the mountain yourself. Indeed, probably no one would think their world is special. In the extraordinary world, the extraordinary beings would think their world is extraordinary but ordinary. In the world of cultivation, the cultivators would not think that cultivation is special."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Then let's rephrase the question—does your world have monsters, or powerful people?"
Li Shimin: "If that's how it is, then I understand. There are probably no monsters, I've been on the throne for so many years and I've never seen one. But there are quite a few powerful people. At the end of the Sui Dynasty, there were eighteen famous heroes in the world. The number one hero came from my Li family, my fourth brother Li Yuanba, who had the courage to fight ten thousand men with his pair of golden hammers. In the battle of Zijin Mountain, he single-handedly rode his horse and used his two hammers to repel an army of nearly two million and kill more than a million enemies."
Su Xiaoxiao: "(aida)6, I understand. It's probably Li Shimin from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, not from official history."
Umaru: "This is way too far-fetched! An ordinary person can actually defeat a million soldiers? This must be a fantasy novel."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Who told you that Li Yuanba was an ordinary person! The novel says that Li Yuanba was the reincarnation of the Golden-Winged Roc."
Li Shimin: "Is my fourth brother the reincarnation of the Roc?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Don't take it seriously, it's just a fictional story, who knows if it's true or not."
Su Xiaoxiao: "I'll send you some historical records so you can compare them and see how different they are from official history." [Historical Records]
Li Shimin: "Thank you."
Su Xiaoxiao: "@Wang Chao, how's it going on your end?"
Wang Chao: "Nothing much. I'm still an ordinary person and haven't been exposed to martial arts at all."
Umaru: "Haven't I met my master yet? What should I do now, go to the park and wait?"
Wang Chao: "Wait? Who knows when she'll come!"
Yuri: "That's right, the original work doesn't specify a time period."
Azhu: "Wouldn't we miss out if we did that?"
Wang Chao: "Don't worry, with the chat group, how could I be weak? Once I'm strong enough, I'll naturally have connections in the future. We'll see if we're destined to meet then."
Ye Hei: "You're quite carefree."
Wang Chao: "What's the point of not being carefree? Am I supposed to just walk up to her and say, 'Oh, I'm your future lover.' Guess what would happen?"
Umaru: "Umaru knows. Brother Wang Chao will turn into Wang Chao-chan."
Wang Chao: "What a lame joke."
Mai Sakurajima: "It's a joke, but it's also true. If you suddenly go and say this to someone who is much stronger than you, you'll most likely get beaten to death."
Li Shimin: "According to official history, I only have one year left to live. Ah, the alchemists have misled me, the elixirs of immortality have misled me!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Golden Elixir? Now I know why Li Shimin is so irritable."
Ying Zheng: "Is it an elixir refined by a sorcerer?"
Hu Yifei: "It should be. Ancient alchemists often used lead and mercury to make elixirs. These substances are very volatile and can easily damage the brain. Therefore, Li Shimin consumed too many alchemical elixirs, which made him much more irritable."
Li Shimin: "I guessed so too. These sorcerers all deserve to be killed!"
Wang Chao: "Now is not the time to be angry, or you might die of anger. I just checked the store, and they have Marrow Cleansing Pills, which can cleanse the marrow and tendons, and perhaps expel the toxins from the pills I took before."
Li Shimin: "Is this really feasible? This is also a medicinal pill."
Xiong Ba: "Are you confused? This isn't some kind of pill made by alchemists. A Daoist's pill is no ordinary thing. I advise you to buy one quickly, otherwise, if you die, our group will be one less person."
Li Shimin: "Daojun?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "[Video 1][Video 2]..."
Su Xiaoxiao: "These are all videos of Daojun taking action. You can take a look. Daojun is not comparable to the sorcerers on your side."
Rem: "That's right, Daojun-gege is amazing. You really don't appreciate kindness."
Chapter 239 Li Er's Rebirth and the Unlucky Alchemists (4/7, Please Subscribe)
The fictional world.
Li Shimin ended the chat, frowned and pondered for a while, then suddenly made up his mind.
"History records say that my lifespan is not long. Even I feel that my health is not as good as before. It seems that this time I have no choice but to fight."
He got up and went to the palace treasury.
[Ding! You sold the Golden Hammer of the Thunder Tribulation, which was tainted by lightning, and gained 50 points.]
[Ding! You sold the Ziyang Heart Sutra and gained 100 points.]
Ziyang Heart Sutra: Li Yuanba used this martial art to dominate the world, specializing in external training. Once mastered, he could single-handedly defeat a million ordinary soldiers.
[Ding! You've sold it...]
In a short time, Li Shishi had earned a thousand points.
"That's a bit too little," Li Shimin frowned. "The Longevity Pills in the shop cost hundreds of thousands, which is unaffordable for now. Let's buy the Marrow Cleansing Pills first, and we can talk about the Longevity Pills later."
With a thought, a pill landed in his hand.
In his youth, Li Shimin fought many battles and didn't shy away from the dust on the ground. He simply found a place to sit down and took the elixir.
The next moment, a warm current flowed from my abdomen throughout my body, and my previously tired body became very energetic.
Even a sluggish brain becomes active.
In a short while, after all the medicinal effects had worn off, Li Shimin felt strong all over and his mind was sharp, as if he had returned to the age of eighteen.
Looking at her lower abdomen, the protruding belly had also shrunk back down.
"Wonderful! How can those alchemists compare to this elixir?" Li Shimin stood up, his expression excited, and strode out. "In the future, we must collect more treasures and purchase more elixirs."
As soon as I stepped out of the gate, I saw the guards staring at me in disbelief.
"As a palace guard, how can you be so disrespectful? What kind of behavior is this?" Li Shimin frowned.
Could it be that my great Tang Dynasty is truly decaying, and even the elite soldiers in the palace are no longer capable?
"Your Majesty, please forgive me!" The soldier snapped out of his daze and immediately knelt down. "Your Majesty, I was just too shocked to see Your Majesty in your current state."
Li Shimin was surprised: "Shocked?"
"Your Majesty, you have regained your youth," the soldier said, his voice trembling. "You are completely different from before."
"Restore youth?" Li Shishi was startled and beckoned to a maid, who handed her a bronze mirror.
Looking into the mirror, Li Shimin was stunned.
The person in the mirror no longer showed any signs of old age; their once gray hair had turned jet black, and their wrinkled cheeks had become smooth, rosy, and radiant.
He looks like an eighteen-year-old boy.
"I never knew that a mere ordinary pill could have such power!"
Li Shimin's voice trembled, "No, I can't go out now. My appearance has changed too much, and I can't guarantee that my ministers won't develop disloyal thoughts."
I opened the chat group and explained what had happened.
Li Shimin: "Gentlemen, what should I do now?"
Ying Zheng: "What's so difficult about that? As long as you are strong enough, even if they doubt you, they will say that you are the chosen one of Heaven."
Ying Zheng No. 2: "I suggest you buy a cultivation technique and a few pills. Once you cultivate to the True Qi Realm, you can wipe out even a million-strong army led by Li Yuanba with a wave of your hand."
Su Xiaoxiao: "That's hilarious. Li Yuanba is someone else's brother, and you're saying that Li Shimin should beat his own brother?"
Umaru: "Is this what brotherly love and respect are? I love it!"
Li Shimin: "Is the True Qi Realm really that powerful? Did that Xiong Gang Leader from before have the strength of the True Qi Realm?"
Xiong Ba: "..."
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