Huaguo Mountain Protector: "Buddha, I have sincerely repented and know that I was wrong."
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Fallen Saint Black Cat: "This is... could it be that my cheat system has arrived? Haha, I really am the protagonist!"
As a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferer and aspiring novelist, Ruri Gokou is very familiar with the existence of cheat codes.
Huaguo Mountain Taibao: "Buddha, I have repented, please let me out!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Goodness, I know who these people are now."
Umaru: "I know two, but I'm not sure about the third one."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Is the last one Ga Zi?"
Umaru: "Yes."
Su Xiaoxiao: "This is an extraordinary person, an anti-Japanese war hero."
Umaru-chan: “…”
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "Are you Japanese devils?"
Umaru: "Umaru isn't a Japanese soldier! But I still want to say sorry!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Gazi, is your grandma dead?"
Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "Aren't you cursing me?! My grandma is perfectly fine, are you on the Japanese side too?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "...How did I, Su Xiaoxiao, a proud Chinese, become a member of the Japanese devils?"
Hu Yifei: "I'm dying of laughter. I told you not to only say half of what you mean. Gazi, if you look at the information in your head, you'll probably understand why Su Xiaoxiao asked that question."
Soldier Zhang Ga: "Oh. You really aren't Japanese soldiers?"
Hu Yifei: "No."
Li Shimin: "How could that be!"
Yue Fei: "We are indeed not Japanese."
Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "Yue Fei? This...aren't you from ancient times?"
Chapter 370 Zhang Ga: Brother Taixuan, can you help me? (2/7, please subscribe)
Su Xiaoxiao: "Brother Ga Zi, haven't you figured out the situation yet? The chat group can connect to all the worlds. It's normal for you to see anyone in this group."
Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "Is this normal?"
Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "And why do you call me 'brother'? You should be older than me!"
Ye Hei: "Indeed, Su Xiaoxiao, you're too old to pretend to be young. Brother Ga Zi, let's ignore her!"
Yue Fei: "This... Brother Ye, aren't you the same? I remember you're an adult, right?"
Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "..."
Su Xiaoxiao: "This is different. This is childhood, Little Soldier Zhang Ga, that's a TV series I watched when I was a kid!"
Ye Hei: "That's right."
Su Xiaoxiao: "@Little Soldier Zhang Ga, let me show you what's going on in your world. After you see it, you'll understand why I asked that question. [Little Soldier Zhang Ga]"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Also, '640,' Fallen Saint Black Cat, are you Gokou Ruri?"
Fallen Saint Black Cat: "...You know me? Isn't this my cheat ability?!"
Umaru: "I'm dying of laughter. She actually thinks this is her cheat code. But it doesn't seem wrong. With a chat group, she can definitely take off."
Ruri Gokou: "Umaru, is that the high school girl who keeps changing size and looks like she's shedding dandruff when she walks?"
Umaru: "[Slams table] That's not dandruff, that's special effects!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Looks like Black Cat also has Umaru-chan anime! Umaru, you've run into someone you know."
Umaru: "Hmph, what kind of acquaintance is this? They come right off saying I have dandruff. I'll teach that black cat a lesson. [My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute!]"
Umaru: "Look closely, you loser black cat, this is your failed life, hehehe!"
Gogen Ruri: “…”
Ruri Gokou: "Even I'm a character from an anime?!"
Umaru: "That's right. Same here, but you're different from Umaru. Umaru is a dazzling beauty, while you're just a loser."
Ruri Gokou: "Loser?! Hmph, I, the Fallen Saint Black Cat, would lose?!"
Yotsuya Miko: "That black cat is so stubborn. He'll be crying his eyes out soon."
Chitanda Eru: "Why would I cry? I've never experienced it myself, I've only watched anime, so I can't really empathize with what you've gone through."
Su Xiaoxiao: "That's true. @Huaguo Mountain Protector, Sun Wukong?"
Huaguo Mountain Taibao: "Buddha? I know I was wrong!"
Jin Chanzi: "There's no Buddha here, Monkey, where have you been imprisoned this time?"
Huaguo Mountain Taibao: "No Tathagata? Buddha, don't lie to me, I really know I was wrong."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Alright, this one really thinks we're lying to it! Come on, let me give you something modern and shocking. [Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons]"
Su Xiaoxiao: "@Huaguoshan Taibao, take a look at your story."
Umaru: "This Goku is a bit fierce, everyone please don't grant it time travel privileges! This thing eats people!"
Ningxiang: "Is...this terrifying?"
Xiao Sang: "I'm scared. Daojun brother, should we beat it up?"
Sun Wukong: "..."
Zhang Taixuan: "Let's see how arrogant he gets later."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Goodness, Xiao Sang is really violent, even though it's from the same demon race."
Xiao Sang: "I don't approve of those man-eating demons! They eat raw meat and drink blood, just like monsters."
Xiao Bai: "Indeed, it's not civilized at all."
Bai Suzhen: "A disgrace to the demon race!"
Xiao Wu: +1
Zhang Ga: "I've finished watching. Oh, Grandma really is in trouble! What should I do? How can I save her?!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Don't worry, it's not a big problem. Brother Ga Zi, take a look at the shop in the chat group. With those items, there won't be any major issues."
Zhang Ga: "An elixir of immortality, cultivation techniques? This... do immortals really exist?!"
Xiaomai: "Of course it exists. [Video] This is a video of Brother Taixuan just undergoing his tribulation. See? He's a big shot."
Zhang Ga: "Wow, is it that scary? This is too amazing! Brother Taixuan, can you help me? I don't want Grandma to die."
Zhang Taixuan: "No problem. There are cultivation techniques and pills in the [red envelope]. You can start cultivating first. Once you've finished, no Japanese devil will be a match for you."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Brother Taixuan is so magnanimous. But, doesn't your wife have any objections to what you're doing?"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Why should I have an opinion? A woman follows her husband wherever he goes, whether he's a chicken or a dog. My husband and I naturally share the same thoughts. Besides, shouldn't invaders be dealt with?"
Yukino Yukinoshita: "I also support Taigen-nii 0....."
Amano Hina: "Support +1. Those Japanese devils are unforgivable, Brother Ga, give them justice!"
Yotsuya Miko: "+1"
Zhang Ga: "Your names are from the land of cherry blossoms, right? Why are you supporting this too?"
Yukino Yukinoshita: "Because of justice! Invaders should not be supported, they should be punished!"
Miyamizu Mitsuha: "That's right. The evil invaders should be defeated. Don't worry, Ga Zi, our group will always be your support."
Zhang Ga: "So there are good people in the land of cherry blossoms too!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Alright, Gazi, hurry up and get the cultivation technique and start practicing. With power, you can protect Grandma and the country."
Zhang Ga: "Thank you everyone! Thank you, Brother Taixuan!"
[Ding! Zhang Ga has received Zhang Taixuan's red envelope.]
Ruri Gokou: "It's a long story. I actually fell for a siscon, and now I'm a loser. Ugh, am I blind?"
Umaru: "That's right, you're blind! [Laughs]"
Ruri Gokou: "That darn yuri anime heroine, no man likes her, she's still a loser."
Umaru: "Hmph, you can't hurt me. Hmph, lots of people like me, like Ebina and Sylphyn."
Ruri Gokou: "Big face? Doesn't Ebina like your brother? How come she likes you?! Brother complex, yuri girl. [Winking face]"
Umaru: "Ahhh... Umaru is angry! Umaru is only 3.0, she's not a brother complex! Kuroneko, you loser, don't slander people."
Ruri Gokou: "Really? By the way, are the items in the shop real?"
Umaru: "Of course it's true! How about it, are you tempted? As long as you sincerely apologize, Umaru will lend you points so you can cultivate and stay young forever!"
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