Su Xiaoxiao: "You guessed wrong. Has Baiheling ever watched anime, read comics, or read novels?"
Garden Lily Bell: "You mean—I'm a fictional character?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "No, it's not that simple. Just go and look through the old group files yourself; it's there. By the way, Brother Taixuan, can't you just let the chat group bombard new members with all this information at once?"
Zhang Taixuan: "Are you a character from some horror movie?"
Xiaomai: "Do you know how many files we've compiled while chatting for so long? If you were to type it all in at once, someone with cultivation might be fine, but an ordinary person would be turned into an idiot!"
Ye Hei: "A living Yama!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Hehe!"
Garden Lily Bell: "Your idea is terrifying. I checked, and there are quite a few files in the group. Are you really going to give an ordinary person so much information all at once? Are you trying to kill them?"
Kanayuta: "Is our chat group some kind of evil faction?"
Maze Spider: "Evil faction? Terrifying! Is it too late to leave the group?!"
Akame: "The evil faction, is it the same as the Empire?"
Xiaomai: "Newcomers, don't misunderstand. We're not some evil faction! It's just that Su Xiaoxiao is always unreliable and often says some shocking things. You'll get used to it."
Maze Spider: "I see."
Kanayuta: "You scared me."
Garden Lily Bell: "So, what is my work?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "It's my turn, it's my turn, don't try to take it from me!"
Umaru: "Go ahead and send it. Who's going to take it from you? You're just talking nonsense. You'll miss your chance to show off later."
Su Xiaoxiao: "【The Evil God and the Chuunibyou Girl】, that's it."
Garden Lily Bell: "Is this my story? Chuunibyou? Could it be talking about me?!"
Umaru: "What do you think!"
Garden Lily Bell: "Slander! It's all slander!"
Kanayuta: "So the mysteries of the universe are so vast? If Miss Garden has her own story, then I probably do too?"
Gabriel: "Yes, do you want to see it?"
Kanayuta: "Is it okay?"
Gabriel: "[If only I had a little sister] The parts that needed to be censored have been censored, so you can watch with peace of mind."
Kana Yuta: "Censored? Isn't my story some kind of serious anime?! [Shocked]"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Of course not, you'll see when you see it."
Maze Spider: "Huh, an indecent anime? I want to watch it, I want to watch it!"
Kanayuta: "Is this group member so curious?"
Akame: "What do you mean by 'indecent anime'?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "This is a long story, but in short..."
Akame: "Is this what you call being indecent? Isn't this perfectly normal? Nobles and commoners alike do this kind of thing all the time."
Umaru: "??? Akame, you're so dense. It's normal to do this yourself, but it's not normal to turn it into an anime for people to watch."
Akame: "Is that so? That makes sense! By the way, is there any way to earn more points? I still want to eat that kind of dish!"
Liu Maoxing: "Newcomers should digest this first. Although the dishes have been prepared by the chef and are very mild in terms of energy, they still take a long time to digest for the average person."
Akame: "Energy? Is that warm, comforting thing that flows through the body? I thought the more of that, the better? I was thinking of eating more!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "That's called spiritual energy. If you have a cultivation technique and can master it after practicing, that's naturally good. If you can't master it, accumulating too much energy in your body will be a huge burden on your body."
Akame: "Is that so? I understand!"
Kanayuta: "What should I do? I've eaten several dishes, will I be too full to eat? I feel all warm right now."
Liu Maoxing: "No, no, it's not that bad. The sect's chefs are very skilled; they wouldn't let anyone overeat."
Kanayuta: "That's good! By the way, how do I earn points?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "It's in the group files."
Kanayuta: "There are so many files..."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Alright, another lazy bum, won't even look through the files. Anything of value can be exchanged for points. As for your side, there's probably no hope. After all, your world is just an ordinary world, without any special products!"
PS: Thanks to reader 2131162 on Feilu Book Club for urging me to update, and thank you for your support.
Chapter 702 Spider: Am I not human? (5/5, please subscribe)
Kanayuta: "Specialty products?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Some worlds have evil spirits, some have zombies, some have elixirs of immortality... these are just specialties. What does your world have?"
Kanayuta: "I haven't read my own story yet, I'll go find it."
Umaru: "No need to look anymore, there's nothing there."
Kanayuta: "Nothing at all?"
Kikyo: "Isn't this a kind of luck? If there really were zombies or evil spirits, would you really feel lucky?"
Yotsuya Miko: "Yes. Living in fear every day is not a good thing."
Kanayuta: "That's true."
Akame: "I read their stories. Their world is so peaceful. What about my story?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Your story is rather tragic."
Akame: "Did the night raid fail?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "The story is complicated. [Slay. Red]"
Akame: "Thank you."
The maze spider: "My turn! My turn! Tell me, am I the main character?!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "He really is the main character!"
Maze Spider: "Yay! I knew it! I'm the protagonist! Someone as powerful as me is bound to be the protagonist!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "But don't get too excited!"
The little spider in the maze: "Am I the protagonist of some tragic story too? No, I don't want a tragedy!"
Xiaomai: "Su Xiaoxiao, don't scare people. Spiders don't seem to have any tragic stories, right?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Xiao Mai, you're undermining me again! I was just trying to tease it a little!"
The maze spider: "???"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Alright, since I've been exposed, I'm done playing. [So what if I'm a spider?] That's your story."
The Maze Spider: "What a twisted sense of humor."
Garden Lily Bell: "Having read my own story, it seems things are relatively peaceful on my side."
Gabriel: "Is facing assassination attempts from little evil gods every day considered peace?"
Garden Lily Bell: "It's just a small fry. What use is it besides providing some ingredients? By the way, can you sell Little Evil God's meat for points?"
Umaru: "Uh...please don't, we don't eat human flesh."
Hu Yifei: "Indeed, although the little evil god is not human, I still can't stand the human body and snake tail. It's disgusting."
Garden Lily Bell: "Is that so? Then what should I sell? I'm quite interested in the path of immortal martial arts. After cultivating, will I no longer get sick?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Are you kidding? What kind of disease can fight against a martial arts master? Unless it's a master who specializes in plague cultivation who gives you medicine, there's absolutely no problem."
Garden Lily Bell: "Then I need to cultivate! I'll look around; spells and extraordinary items are all worth selling. I should be able to find some."
Kanayuta: "I really don't have any local specialties here! I'm both lucky and disappointed! What should I do?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "[Red Envelope] Here, I'll lend you some points so you can slowly cultivate. Also, remember to buy a cave, plant spiritual herbs, and earn points. This is the safest method; most people in the chat group are taking this path."
[Ding! Kana Yuta has received Su Xiaoxiao's red envelope.]
Kanayuta: "Thank you. I will return the points as soon as possible."
Su Xiaoxiao: "No rush, it's only a few points. [Picking nose]"
Su Xiaoxiao: "If you're so interested, go buy some anime, novels, and comics and upload them to the group files. It's been a long time since I've properly watched any series."
Kanayuta: "You're practically a god, and you're still watching anime?"
Nyarko: "That's normal. Go on, I haven't watched any new anime in ages. I'll give you something nice when it's over."
Kanayuta: "Really?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Don't be in a hurry. This is a famous evil god. You probably can't handle what she gives you."
Kanayuta: "??? I looked it up, Nyaruko is terrifying, I'd better not take the gift. I don't want to ruin the world."
Nyarko: "Su Xiaoxiao, you've ruined my reputation. I'm a beautiful girl, and I have nothing to do with the evil god of the Cthulhu."
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