Pikachu: "It's not about being in love. What are you thinking all day long, you woman! Ash and I are completely innocent."
Su Xiaoxiao: "I don't believe you, nyah nyah nyah. Xiaomai, do you believe me?"
Pikachu: "I'm not talking to you anymore. If we keep talking, it'll feel weird."
The World of Detective Dee.
Changan.
After the country was at peace, Li Xian rushed to Chang'an without stopping.
Having witnessed the flying soldiers, he finally believed what Di Renjie had said earlier.
He really wasn't lying to himself.
"Minister Di, do I still have a chance to become emperor?" Li Xian looked at Di Renjie with anticipation.
Di Renjie sighed: "Crown Prince, if it were before, of course it would have been possible. As long as you weren't too bad, I could have helped you ascend to the throne. But now, with Emperor Taizong here, if you still want to be emperor, then you'll have to ask Emperor Taizong if he's willing to abdicate and give way to a more worthy person."
Li Xian's smile froze.
Should we ask our ancestors to step down?
joke!
This man was the one who would even kill his own brother for the throne.
How much influence does he have that would make the other party step down?
"How bitter!"
"I wasted a great opportunity."
Just then, Di Renjie said, "Your Highness, it's not entirely hopeless. Although Emperor Taizong is from another world, he still bestows many rewards upon the descendants of the Li Tang dynasty. If you go now, you might be taken back to the Li Tang world by him and become a cultivator, achieving immortality. Wouldn't that be better than being an emperor?"
"Besides, you can't be emperor now."
Li Xian was stunned.
"Can't you teach me cultivation, Di Qing?"
He remembered very clearly that Di Renjie could also fly and disappear into the earth.
Di Renjie shook his head: "I have only just embarked on the path of cultivation, while His Majesty is already a Great Luo Golden Immortal. One guidance from His Majesty is more useful than a hundred years of guidance from me. Why should Your Highness seek guidance from afar?"
Li Xian hesitated.
If it were a close ancestor, he would have gone to acknowledge him by now.
But these are ancestors from other worlds. If you go to claim kinship with them, will others accept it? (dbfd)
As for the issue of losing face, he didn't consider it.
In the face of immortality, face is utterly insignificant.
"Thank you for the reminder, Di Qing. I'll give it a try."
In the end, Li Xian decided to give it a try.
Upon reaching the palace, Li Xian cried out loudly, "Grandson Li Xian has come to pay respects to the Ancestor."
Another world, the Tang Dynasty.
Because they have a contract with the world where Di Renjie lives, they can also sense what is happening in Di Renjie's world.
Sensing Li Xian's actions, Li Shimin was speechless.
"What a fine young man!"
Open a chat group.
Li Shimin: "@Li Erfeng, how about it, would you like to take this big boy?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "What happened? [Teacher Ma's face]"
Li Erfeng: "[Video] This is it."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Isn't this a good thing? You'll have another descendant."
Li Shimin: "Don't be ridiculous. What's there to be happy about if more descendants of this kind of scoundrels appear?"
Li Erfeng: "So, you're not going to take him in?"
Li Shimin: "Take it. Ordinary people can cultivate the art of immortality, so passing on the cultivation to him is not a big deal. Just consider it as giving Fellow Daoist Di face."
Di Renjie: "Your Majesty is too kind."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Fatty Di, you don't need to be so polite. It's just training an ordinary person, nothing big for the two of you, Old Li. Besides, Old Zhu is collecting Zhu family descendants all over the heavens, how could Old Li fall behind?"
Li Erfeng: "That's quite true. Hehe, when do we have time, let's have our descendants compare them?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Comparing this? That would be wonderful. My descendants have been in the chat group for a long time. Their strength is far beyond what your descendants can match."
Li Shimin: "Of course not now. Let's set a time to fight again."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Of course. By the way, Ying Zheng, Zhao Yun, are you guys going to participate?"
Ying Zheng: "That's fine too, just treat it as having some fun."
Zhao Zheng: "I've also signed up for this grand event. I'll let you witness Fusu's extraordinary abilities then."
Zhu ignored it: "I represent the Zhu family."
Ying Zheng: "You're already a powerful figure, how dare you bully others on the battlefield?"
Zhu Youjian: "But Tiedan is also a descendant of the Zhu family."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Then let's set a rule that those above the Great Luo Realm won't participate."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "That works too."
Zhu Wushi: "Ancestor, isn't setting this rule like cutting off your own arms?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Don't make a big deal out of it. My Zhu family has many descendants. If we nurture them well, we might not lose."
Zhao Kuangyin: "Count me in too, it'll put some pressure on them. Otherwise, if they're shut down every day and there's no power struggle, they'll be turning into pigs."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Are you using veiled insults to criticize someone else?"
Umaru: "I smell trouble brewing! Miss, you really love stirring things up."
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Zhu Yuanzhang: "???"
Zhao Kuangyin: "Miss Su, you truly have boundless energy."
Su Xiaoxiao: "Of course. Ever since I joined the group, I've either been causing trouble or on my way to cause trouble. Hehe..."
Umaru: "Is this something to be proud of?"
Hu Yifei: "Su Xiaoxiao's thought process is indeed different."
Ye Hei: "In short—you've got a screw loose!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Ye Hei, you're the one who's got a screw loose. If I could beat you, I would have punched you already."
Ye Hei: "Oh, you said it out loud? Come on, let's get on the stage and see who lies down first."
Su Xiaoxiao: "I won't go looking for trouble. I just lost last time. It hasn't been that long!"
The world of the Tang Dynasty.
Li Xian was dizzy when a celestial soldier led him across the portal and into a new world.
In this world, the air was filled with a very mysterious atmosphere, and he felt comfortable in body and mind just by breathing normally.
"As expected of the world where our ancestor lived. Di Qing was right, following our ancestor is so comfortable."
With anticipation, I entered the Tang Dynasty Imperial Palace in this world.
“Li Xian, a descendant of the Tang Dynasty from another world, has disgraced his family and shall be punished with one hundred strokes of the cane.”
A calm voice rang out, like a thunderclap, leaving Li Xian stunned on the spot.
One hundred strokes?
Isn't this going to kill someone?
In fact, if you use enough force, an ordinary person can probably be dealt with in twenty strokes.
"No, Grandmother, your grandson can't take a hundred strokes!"
The calm voice rang out again.
"It's alright, so what if we die a few times? Our ancestor may not have many other skills, but he certainly has the ability to save lives. Give him a good beating!"
With a mournful face, Li Xian was dragged away by a group of fierce heavenly soldiers to be flogged.
Li Xian died six times in a row before he finally passed the punishment of one hundred strokes of the cane.
Even after being brought to the inner courtyard of the palace, he was still trembling with fear.
terrible!
Each time, he was beaten to death with broken bones.
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