Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

"However, Alakazam launched another attack first. Judging from his posture, this time it should be a Psychic-type move, which makes sense. Why use Shadow Ball against Venusaur? Just unleash a bunch of Psychic-type moves. So, he ultimately chose to use Psychic-Blade?"

In the end, Lin Xuan herself became less confident and wondered if she had seen it wrong. Did Alakazam really have this skill these days?

"Let me tell you all here that the player on the other side is a typical bad example. Psychic Blade is a skill that Alakazam doesn't need to practice in 99% of cases, because it's a physical attack skill!"

Lin Xuan said in the live stream with a serious expression that he didn't know what was wrong with the trainer on the other side, but this was a huge mistake in a battle of this level. The Shadow Ball before was also a skill that should not have been used at this time.

Isn't that too absolute?

Although it's a physical attack move, perhaps it's specifically designed to counter special defense-type Pokémon? Like Chansey, for example.

[Hilarious! This guy is someone who can even participate in the qualifiers, does the streamer think he's better than him?]

Do you have the ability?

Lin Xuan knew that these words would inevitably attract criticism from trolls, but he still didn't think there was anything wrong with his statement; 99% was a conservative estimate.

"Don't rush to question me. Alakazam has a move called Psychic, which is a perfect replacement for Psychic Blade. Just like a Pokémon doesn't need to use Ember in battle after learning Flamethrower, Psychic is a move that Alakazam can quickly master after evolving."

"As for why I said 99% instead of 100%, that's just a relatively conservative estimate. After all, some Alakazam might have special talents in strength and might be able to use skills like Freeze Punch or Psychic Blade directly."

Lin Xuan's words were clearly not enough to completely stop the rhythm of the live broadcast, but the game on the field would not be paused because of this. Facing Alakazam's psychic blade, countless snow-like petals began to appear beside Venusaur—a dazzling display of falling petals!

Like a tornado, a rain of petals flew towards Alakazam, covering a vast area, leaving Alakazam no room to dodge.

Lin Xuan nodded to herself when she saw Venusaur's choice.

"Falling Petals is a physical attack move, and Alakazam's biggest weakness is its physical defense. This Falling Petals will hit the vital point directly, and its power will be absolutely explosive!"

Sure enough, as soon as Lin Xuan finished speaking, Alakazam, surrounded by a rain of petals, tried to use its psychic powers to break free, but each time it broke free halfway, it was pulled back again and was quickly defeated by the rain of petals.

Clearly, not only in terms of decision-making, but also in terms of the strength of the Pokémon themselves, Venusaur completely overwhelmed this Alakazam; otherwise, such a one-hit kill wouldn't have happened.

In fact, even Shi Fan, Alakazam's trainer, was just as confused. Of course, he wasn't stupid enough to not understand such basic battle knowledge, but... his Alakazam wasn't obeying his commands!

His Alakazam, after evolving from Kadabra, seemed indifferent to him, but Shi Fan understood that this was a common occurrence for trainers of Psychic-type Pokémon.

Unless you are a one-in-a-million psychic, Psychic-type Pokémon are unlikely to take a liking to ordinary people. Even if you catch one, it may not obey you. His Alakazam was alright before it evolved, and was relatively obedient.

However, once it evolved into Alakazam, the proud nature of that Psychic-type Pokémon came into play. Fortunately, Alakazam had been quite obedient in previous battles, winning him many matches. This gave him the illusion that... Alakazam was actually quite obedient!

Then today he got slapped in the face. Alakazam completely ignored him in today's battle, and used skills according to his own ideas, which led to the farce just now.

However, this is a matter of the player's privacy, and since there was no additional perspective from the player, the audience was unaware of this, so the drama in Lin Xuan's live stream didn't completely stop.

[Stop arguing! What's the point of arguing? If you read more books, you wouldn't need to argue about such simple things.]

[The property manager is at work!]

Actually, Lin Xuan started on her own without needing any comments from the live chat.

If it were just a question, it wouldn't be a big deal. The problem is that some guys are completely clueless and just stirring up trouble, and they even insult people. Can Lin Xuan tolerate that?

I immediately cast a powerful silencing spell and blocked a few people. After that, I felt much better.

"Ha~ It feels so good to seal someone off."

Lin Xuan stretched, but fortunately, most of the audience members were still intelligent, and the situation calmed down a bit after he banned a bunch of people. Then he saw an SC message appear on the screen.

"Thanks to Gardevoir for the Super SC—【I also want to experience the thrill of being banned, can the streamer grant my wish?】"

Lin Xuan: ...

"Your request... is a bit unusual. While everyone's quirks should be respected, yours is still somewhat outrageous."

Lin Xuan was speechless, as were most of the audience members.

[A classic example of paying to get criticized]

【-30】

[Is this streamer bullying customers because of their large size?]

"The main thing is that you guys should look at this guy. He's got a level 21 badge in the live stream. What does a level 21 badge mean? We're brothers! If I'm Bullfrog, you're Duck God. How can I bring myself to do this? At least one captain would be needed to heal the pain in my heart and make this decision."

Lin Xuan looked heartbroken.

[Livestream scam, huh?]

Hello? Is this 110?

[These are my dearest family, friends, and siblings! I need to pay extra!]

The two Pokémon that followed were also taken down by Venusaur with almost no resistance. The event then entered a break. Lin Xuan had originally planned to do something funny during the break, and then she saw a boat actually sail past on the screen.

"Thank you, Captain Gardevoir who loves adventure! Hope to see you again next month! Also, congratulations on your transformation from the Duck God to the Rain-Battle Kingdra! Plus a one-minute ban."

Lin Xuan is a man of his word, and immediately imposed a one-minute gag on this "Dragon King" brother.

Lin Xuan then provided commentary for two more matches, during which someone asked about Xiao Dian's situation.

[Where's Xiaodian? I haven't heard anything all night.]

[Could the streamer have secretly thrown it away?]

[Possibly, considering how much he can eat.]

"Thank you, Teacher Mimikyu, for the bullfrog you sent. Uh, no."

"Thanks to SC, a 10-year longtime fan of Electric Flying Squirrel—【Ah! I'm dying if I can't hear Xiaodian's voice!】Has the atmosphere in the live stream been a little strange lately?"

Lin Xuan couldn't help but wonder if the incredible level of the live stream was increasing due to the influx of new viewers.

However, he was still willing to fulfill the audience's wishes and shouted a few times towards the door.

"Hey! The pizza I ordered for you... uh, the Supreme... Invincible Mille Crepe Pizza has arrived! Go to the door and get it!"

The name of that thing was too long, so Lin Xuan only glanced at it and didn't remember it. But if it was just for fooling Xiao Dian, then it was obviously enough.

"dawn!"

Although there was a door between them, they could still hear Xiao Dian's excited shouts. Even Fei forgot about running and scurried to the door, quickly opened it, and looked out with expectant eyes. Then... bang!

A loud banging on the door could be heard, and Lin Xuan could even feel her computer desk move slightly, but she still calmly explained to the viewers in the live chat.

"Those who miss the smaller ones, please wait a moment. The enemy will arrive on the battlefield in about three seconds."

[Are you scrambling for bamboo shoots?]

You've taken all the bamboo shoots from the mountain!

Even a rogue panda would starve to death if it met you.

You also know they are enemy troops?

The comments section was filled with condemnation of Lin Xuan's inhumane behavior, but some viewers couldn't help but feel a sense of schadenfreude.

Sure enough, just as Lin Xuan finished speaking, the door to the room was flung open with a bang.

"dawn?"

Where's my pizza?

Little Dot, with her two little hands drooping, ran aggressively to Lin Xuan, the yellow electric cells on both sides of her cheeks still crackling with electricity.

"Ahem, we just received news that the messenger bird delivering food seems to have encountered a time-space teleportation during the delivery process, so it may take a while before the food is delivered."

"dawn?"

【how long?】

"It might take a few months or a year or two. The audience has heard your voice, so you should go back to training."

Lin Xuan said without batting an eye.

Little Dot: ……(///￣皿￣)○～

How could Xiao Dian not realize that she might have been tricked by Lin Xuan? She immediately lunged at him to fight him to the death.

"Ouch!!"

Lin Xuan didn't know how a mouse could make such a sound, but in the end, his phone was snatched away by Xiao Dian, who said she would go and get the meal back herself.

[The streamer should be careful when sleeping at night]

Actually, we should be more careful now, especially with our wallets.

Mimikyu is going further and further down the path of self-destruction every day.

However, according to Lin Xuan's opinion, if Xiao Dian was indeed very self-disciplined during the training just now, giving him a reward wouldn't be a bad idea.

"Thank you, Captain [Zhong Mingyi is a handsome guy]! You're so generous, boss!"

Seeing the gift flash across the screen, Lin Xuan didn't think much of it and simply thanked them normally.

Chapter 18 Your House Exploded

"Actually, I'm pretty handsome too? Is there any bro who can change their name to 'Mimikyu is a Handsome Guy' and then give me a captain position?"

Is the streamer handsome? Didn't he say he looks like a wandering night spirit?

Is the Wandering Night Spirit cool?

When will the streamer reveal their face?

"I'm a beauty streamer, I need over 100,000 subscribers to... uh, I think I've already exceeded that, so let's say a million then. Alright guys, time to end the stream, see you tomorrow!"