Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

"dawn!!"

【No! ! ! 】

The next day at noon, in the school cafeteria

Because she had classes in the afternoon, Lin Xuan ate lunch in the cafeteria.

"Tsk, that's just too tragic~"

After hearing about Lin Xuan's ordeal last night, Li Yuan shook his head and said, "I wonder if he was referring to Lin Xuan, whose house was bombed, or to Xiao Dian, who could only pitifully eat rice on the side."

Xiao Dian held the chopsticks in his right hand, but since he only had three fingers, he couldn't use them like a human. He just clenched his fist like a child and poked at the food in his bowl with some frustration, while his eyes kept glancing at the braised pork in Lin Xuan's bowl.

He knew it was his fault for accidentally blowing up the TV yesterday, but who could blame him when the warning was conveniently placed on the next page? And who knew about DC and AC power?

Perhaps unable to resist the temptation, Xiao Dian saw Lin Xuan talking to Li Yuan and quietly reached his hand onto Lin Xuan's plate.

Li Yuan, on the other side, saw everything clearly, but he didn't say anything and just watched the show with amusement.

Lin Xuan naturally saw it too. He's not blind; how could he not see a hand suddenly reaching into his plate?

"Enjoy your rice bowl with peace of mind!"

Lin Xuan used her chopsticks to knock down the little one's paw.

"Dan~"

Xiao Dian used her skills of acting cute and being teary-eyed, but unfortunately, it had no effect on Lin Xuan.

Well, whether it's ineffective or not, Lin Xuan couldn't help but sigh after looking at Xiao Dian's pitiful expression for a while.

"Just this once! Don't use things from home for experiments next time!"

"Dandan!"

Little Dot nodded quickly in agreement.

Lin Xuan glared at him, then scooped up two large spoonfuls of braised pork and placed them on Xiao Dian's rice bowl.

"Damn, seeing this makes me want to catch a Pokémon too!"

Looking at Lin Xuan and Xiao Dian's loving relationship, Li Yuan couldn't help but sigh.

"You won't want to say things like that when your TV gets blown up."

"...That's true, but as long as I don't raise Electric-type Pokémon, it'll be fine, right? My idea is to catch a strong Fighting-type Pokémon!"

As Li Yuan spoke, he showed off his barely visible muscles, but they were only slightly stronger than Lin Xuan's. Which of those proper fighting masters couldn't punch and kick Lucario?

Can this small body withstand a punch from a monster?

"You want to tame the female monster?"

"Pah~ Why is your head always full of nonsense?"

Li Yuan gave Lin Xuan a strange look. He remembered that this guy was a pure and innocent young man a few years ago. How come he has been going further and further down the path of being a pervert lately?

Lin Xuan shrugged. This was probably all thanks to the viewers in the livestream; they were the ones who led him astray! That's right! That's exactly it!

"However, I do have the idea of ​​taming a Machop.

Li Yuan shared his thoughts, and then asked Lin Xuan a question.

What do you think of arm strength?

"It's pretty good. Its temperament is relatively docile among Fighting-type Pokémon. There are plenty of them, and you can buy Pokémon eggs at any breeding center. Plus, its potential is not low."

After thinking for a moment, Lin Xuan said, "If Machamp can eventually evolve into Mighty Strength, it will be extremely powerful."

Machamp is a Pokémon with a very good base stat distribution, with almost no weaknesses except for speed. Its abilities, whether Guts or No Guard, are also quite good.

As for Unyielding Spirit... that's a very rare hidden trait. If you can just buy any egg and hatch it, then that's just fate. You'll have to make do with it.

After finishing their meal, the two didn't just sit idly in the cafeteria. They immediately headed to the classroom to grab seats, because the next class was Dr. Sun Siming's Elf Evolution course.

We are not responsible for any consequences arising from Chapter 19.

The number of people who came to observe this class was no less than the last time, but there weren't many people as bored as the two of them who came right after finishing their meal.

"I heard there's a new hot pot restaurant that just opened across from the school. It looks pretty good. Want to check it out?"

As get out of class was about to end, Li Yuan poked Lin Xuan with his pen and said something.

"Uh... I might not be available."

Lin Xuan glanced at the message on his phone and said that the message was from Dr. Sun Siming, asking him to come with him after class.

"Hey? Where are you going again?"

Jingle bell bell~

Just then, the bell rang, and Lin Xuan quickly packed her things.

"Ahem, anyway, it's something very important, let's do it another day."

After saying that, she slung her backpack over her shoulder and walked towards Dr. Sun Siming. Finally, to Li Yuan's bewildered look, Lin Xuan greeted Dr. Sun Siming and then walked away chatting and laughing.

What kind of composition is this?

But Li Yuan had only one thought in his mind—I want to latch onto Lin Xuan's coattails!

Actually, Dr. Sun Siming didn't have anything special to ask Lin Xuan about; he just wanted to find out about Eevee eggs. It happened to be during his class, so he called Lin Xuan over.

After all, although Lin Xuan has experience in taking care of Pokémon, it's hard to say about Pokémon eggs. There are still many things to pay attention to and I need to remind her of.

The doctor also mentioned that experiments on the skills of repaying kindness and taking one's anger out on others are about to begin, but it's unclear whether they will be useful.

[Of course it will be useful as long as you don't make mistakes~]

Lin Xuan thought to herself that these were all related to intimacy levels, but she certainly couldn't say them out loud.

The two chatted about Eevee for a while before parting ways, as there was quite a lot to do at the research institute.

Lin Xuan walked towards her home, and while doing so, she took out her phone to check the data on Bilibili's backend. Then, Lin Xuan froze.

Is Bilibili having a bug? Didn't it only have 250,000 followers yesterday? How come it has 300,000 now?

Lin Xuan was also confused by the sudden appearance of 50,000 new fans. After watching the video she submitted yesterday, she realized that these fans could actually be considered as traffic brought to her by Zhong Ming.

[Gathering from Xiao Zhong!]

[+1]

[+10086]

Speaking of Zhong Mingyi, Lin Xuan suddenly remembered something: had she forgotten about him yesterday?

Last night I was dealing with the TV that Xiaodian blew up and stayed up very late, so I naturally forgot about Zhong Mingyi's matter until now.

Opening Zhong Mingyi's private messages, I discovered the QQ number he sent me last night, and quickly added it using my own live streaming account.

Lin Xuan has two QQ accounts. One is for his normal life and studies, where he adds Dr. Sun Siming and Li Yuan. The other is for his identity as a content creator, where he also created a fan group to facilitate communication with his fans.

The one who adds Zhong Mingyi is naturally the latter.

The following days were also rather dull and boring for Lin Xuan. The preliminary rounds were over, and the main competition would not start for some time, which gave the contestants some rest time.

The school competition was originally scheduled for Monday, and Lin Xuan, as the trainer, should have given Xiao Dian a proper training session. Instead, he just threw the secret manual in Xiao Dian's face and ignored it.

"True martial arts skills must be discovered through one's own understanding. Look at the protagonists in those martial arts novels, aren't they all like that? They fall off a cliff, find a martial arts manual, and reach the pinnacle of life. I've already saved you the step of falling off a cliff, so it's already a dream start!"

Although Xiao Dian didn't know what this had to do with Fantasy Westward Journey, under Lin Xuan's persuasion, she still happily picked up a book and glanced at it every now and then.

Lin Xuan didn't care about the training results or anything. In his opinion, this thing was just to build Xiao Dian's confidence, as long as it didn't blow up his house again.

Eevee's hatching is proceeding as usual, and Lin Xuan doesn't need to worry about it much at the moment. The only thing that's been causing him to lose hair lately is probably making new videos.

The Pokémon analysis video that was promised was finally completed after working overtime over the weekend. After checking it over and making sure there were no problems, Lin Xuan clicked "publish".

"You actually know how to come back?"

[Hey, isn't that Mimikyu? It's gotten so bloated after just a few days!]

[Yay! Perfect for watching while eating...wait, it's not commentary?]

Viewers who clicked in initially thought it was Lin Xuan's usual commentary videos, but after clicking, they realized that it seemed a little different, because the opening remarks were different from the beginning.

Lin Xuan's videos usually start by getting straight to the point, or she might recite a few simple opening poems when she's in the mood. But today's video, once you click on it, you hear Lin Xuan imitating an electronic voice.

"Venusaur, a seed Pokémon, becomes quite large after evolution but is exceptionally agile. While not as cute as Bulbasaur, the way it shakes its plump body to sprinkle sleep powder is incredibly adorable~"

A very clumsy yet perfectly accurate imitation appeared rather comical.

Hahahaha!

[Opening Ceremony Strike]

[Mimikyu Pokémon Pokédex?]

I shouldn't have drunk water at this time! My keyboard!!!

[Hey, you can still type, right? That means you're okay, doge]

"Ahem, hello everyone, I'm Mimikyu. As promised, I'll be starting a brand new video series. Today, I'll be introducing the battle usage of Venusaur and its suitable training methods."

[Yay! I just caught a Bulbasaur yesterday!]