Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

As soon as Lin Xuan reached his front door, a mongrel dog jumped out from the opposite courtyard and barked at him, something Lin Xuan was already used to.

This dog likes to scare the kids around him all the time. When Lin Xuan was little, she used to avoid him, but now she's not afraid anymore.

"Eevee, bark twice at it. Don't lose in terms of momentum," Lin Xuan said directly to Eevee on her shoulder.

"Boy!"

Go and call it yourself!

Ibu almost slapped Lin Xuan with its claws. Didn't this guy just say he was a fox a couple of days ago? Now he can be a dog?

"I saw my second uncle's son coming back over there. Go and scare him!"

Lin Xuan closed the gate to the courtyard and gave a suggestion to the wolfhound beside her.

"Woo?"

The wolfhound hesitated for a moment. Lin Xuan was very easy to scare when he was a child, but now that he's grown up, he's become cunning. If he hadn't just come back, the wolfhound wouldn't have bothered to come out.

At this moment, he was also doubting whether Lin Xuan's words were true or false. After all, Lin Xuan had fooled him quite a few times before, which made him so angry that he had chewed up one of Lin Xuan's shoes a long time ago.

"Really! I saw him walking around with a bag of candy. Go ahead, go ahead!"

Lin Xuan leaned against the wooden gate of the courtyard and waved. The wolfhound ran straight in the direction Lin Xuan indicated, but before leaving, it gave Lin Xuan a look—if there's no one there, I'll definitely come back to find you.

"A dog will be a dog; it still doesn't seem very bright."

Lin Xuan shook his head, then took out the front door key and went inside.

"Mom! Dad! I'm home!"

"What are you yelling for? Your dad went fishing with your uncle. I don't know when he'll be back. You probably won't see him before dinner."

You Fang took off her apron and threw it aside.

"Wasn't there any surprise or excitement about your son coming back?"

Lin Xuan said speechlessly.

"And Dad went fishing when he knew I was coming back?"

“Your dad said that since you’re back, you can watch it whenever you want. It’s nice to watch it now, but you’ll get tired of it in a couple of days. So why not save this surprise for a little while longer?”

"Tsk, no wonder he's a Chinese teacher, he speaks in such a strange way." Then Lin Xuan pondered for a moment, and realized that this didn't seem like a compliment.

"I wish my dad could be an air force pilot every day..."

Lin Xuan's father was a Chinese teacher at the town's middle school, and his mother was a math teacher. The thing Lin Xuan was most grateful for in his life was that neither of them were his teachers, otherwise he would wake up in the middle of the night in fear.

"Come, come, let me see."

After throwing down her apron, You Fang's eyes lit up as she looked in Lin Xuan's direction, and she walked over with her arms outstretched.

"I felt the food there was pretty good, so I gained a little weight..."

Lin Xuan fluttered her clothes a couple of times, then watched as her mother took Eevee and Little Point away.

"Oh my, so cute! If we had known Eevee was this cute, we would have gotten one back then."

When Lin Xuan's mother hugged her, Ibu immediately rubbed her fluffy cheek against her. What she was thinking was that as long as she got along well with Lin Xuan's mother, wouldn't it be a piece of cake to manipulate Lin Xuan in the future?

At that time, the first thing she wanted to do was to ask Lin Xuan to buy her a bunch of snacks!

"Mom, your son is here!"

Lin Xuan said helplessly.

"I know, I know. Go eat your food, it's all ready."

But despite saying that, Lin Xuan felt that her mother's gaze never lingered on her for very long.

"Don't you have three Pokémon in total?"

You Fang turned her head and looked around. Lin Xuan wasn't followed by anyone else.

Lin Xuan noticed some movement in the backpack on her back, so she put it down and took out Kirlia from inside.

"Kirullian is a bit shy."

"Qilu!"

Unlike Xiaodian, who was very outgoing and surrounded Youfang, Qilulian was clearly a little shy and just stood there timidly greeting people.

Chapter 194 Smaller Relatives

According to You Fang, Lin Xuan's father, Lin Yi, was supposed to return at least at dinner time, but Lin Yi returned with fishing rods and other things not long after Lin Xuan finished eating lunch.

"Dad, you're up so early today?"

Lin Xuan turned to look behind her father. It made sense; apart from the toys he was holding, there was nothing else. Clearly, he hadn't caught anything again.

"I was about to catch it, and I had a feeling it was a really big one!" Lin Xuan's dad said indignantly. "Who knew a Magikarp would suddenly jump out and scare the fish away? If Magikarp weren't so meatless, I would have really wanted to catch that guy and roast it!"

Lin Xuan's father looked furious.

"So why did you come back?"

“Your uncle had something to do and had to go back early, so I just came back with him,” Lin’s father said casually, waving his hand.

"Have you eaten? There should be some left over?"

"I just grabbed a quick bite outside."

Lin's father put the things aside and soon noticed Xiaodian and Yibu next to Lin Xuan, his eyes lighting up immediately.

It can only be said that men are boys until they die; who can resist the charm of an adorable elf?

"They're all electric rats, but yours is much cuter than the one that Old Xu's kid next door has. That one is covered in thorns."

"You mean Togodemar?" Lin Xuan asked, glancing at her father.

"Yes, yes, it's Togodemar."

Is it possible that they simply don't like you?

Lin Xuan recalled that Togodemar seemed to only extend its spikes when startled.

"...If you can't speak properly, then don't speak at all. Next time I catch a fish, don't eat it."

"Let's talk about it after you catch it."

"Tch, I'll go tomorrow."

Lin Xuan lay back on the sofa behind her, hugged Eevee in her arms and petted it. It's so nice to be able to slack off all the time! She doesn't have to do anything, she can just laze around at home.

Lin Xuan felt that her wonderful month-long life was about to begin today!

the next day--

"Slow down!"

Lin Xuan leaned against a tree with one hand and held her phone in the other, pointing it at Eevee and the others. After catching her breath, she spoke to Xiaodian and Eevee, who were not far away.

"At least I'm a wounded soldier!"

"Dandan?"

"Weren't you already better?"

The little dot flew back, circled Lin Xuan twice, and gradually revealed a disdainful smile on its face. This owner is such a loser! He can't even walk a few steps.

Lin Xuan only suffered minor superficial injuries, which have long since healed. The wounds may still hurt a little if you press on them, but they don't affect her walking at all.

In short, Lin Xuan simply has zero athletic talent.

But Lin Xuan himself didn't think so. He just felt that the three guys in front of him were too fast. They had four legs, one could fly, and Kirlia was the most outrageous. She didn't even have to move and just teleported over. How could he compare?

"Buy?"

Didn't you say we'd come up for training?

Ibu strolled back slowly, a hint of mockery on his face. Lin Xuan used to drag him onto the treadmill every day, but he was as weak as a chicken. Today, she finally got her chance!

The main reason is that Lin Xuan's mother knows what kind of person her son is. If she doesn't take care of him, Lin Xuan will stay at home forever. So when Lin Xuan's father went out fishing, she also kicked him out, saying that she was taking Little Eevee and the others out for a stroll, and that she herself could get some exercise.

Lin Xuan thought for a moment, and since he had nothing better to do anyway, he decided to bring the little ones to the back mountain. There was a place where they could run around freely. Apart from trying not to use the Awakening Fire skill, everything else should be fine. They could train however they wanted.

"That's about right, let's leave it here."

Lin Xuan sat down on the ground and leaned against the tree behind him, looking like he was just giving up. He then turned off his phone camera. In the past few days, Lin Xuan had been thinking of just letting himself go and casually hanging out in the residential area. After all, everyone has a life to live, right?

So I just filmed the little ones for a bit, planning to make a video later...

The kids were already aware of Lin Xuan's terrible endurance, so they simply stopped, since the place was fairly spacious anyway.

Occasionally, two Bobo would fly by and look in Lin Xuan's direction, but they would quickly fly away again. Lin Xuan looked up and worried that they might drop a big gift when they flew over her head.

"Ibrahimovic, can you still use your synchronization interference?"

After Lin Xuan sat down, she began to assign tasks to the little guys, starting with Eevee.

After the last battle with Two-Tailed Hand, Eevee finally mastered the Synchronize skill. Upon hearing this, Eevee nodded and its psychic powers instantly appeared in its eyes, then rippled outwards.

The ripples touched Little Point and Kirlia, but there was no reaction. This was because Eevee's Synchronize Interference only worked on Normal-type Pokémon. Even Kirlia, who was slightly more sensitive to Psychic-type abilities, only felt a gentle breeze pass by her without leaving a trace.

"It still feels a bit like a double-edged sword."