Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

"The Ice Nine-Tails forcibly compressed the Aurora Curtain right in front of itself, which requires extremely strong control. You must know that although the Aurora Curtain is powerful, it is not as stable as the Light Wall or the Reflecting Wall, which is why it needs the support of the Snow Sky." Even Lin Xuan was impressed by the Ice Nine-Tails' control ability.

"Now our Pokémon are in danger. Ninetales wasn't taken care of immediately, and Garchomp, which just got boosted with Swords Dance, is still watching us from the sidelines. The situation seems to have changed?"

Hahaha, I knew this would happen from the moment I saw it!

[As expected of the ultimate jinx, instantly killed someone with her jinx.]

[Our player: Wasn't this supposed to be our advantage?]

As soon as Lin Xuan finished speaking, Garchomp, having finished its Swords Dance, launched an attack. Its powerful hind legs slammed into the ground, and a surge of energy shot up the ground towards Crawling.

With its teammates still around, Garchomp naturally dared not use Earthquake, otherwise, if Ninetales wasn't killed by the opponent, it would end up being wiped out by its own Earthquake.

However, even without using Earthquake, the power of just stomping is quite high. Don't forget that Garchomp just used Swords Dance to boost its power.

While Mega Garchomp is one of the worst Mega Evolutions, the normal Garchomp is definitely the most well-balanced pseudo-legendary. But I have to whisper it: the designer of Mega Garchomp must be a Garchomp hater!

"It's a pity that Garchomp is called the Earth Dragon, but it can't even learn Dragon Dance. It's not as good as Flygon next door. That's the real Earth Dragon."

Lin Xuan said with some regret, "If Garchomp could use Dragon Dance, it would have a greater advantage. It's a pity that this thing can't. How can it be called a Garchomp?"

As is widely known, Mimikyu is a notorious hater of Garchomp.

[Wrong, Mimikyu is clearly a Garchomp fan, it's just that all fans are anti-Garuda.]

[Garuda: I rarely get a carry performance, can you please stop criticizing me?]

[From the Garchomp supertopic, who is Mimikyu?]

But all I can say is that Marowak lives up to its name. Even when facing Garchomp after its Swords Dance, it didn't show any signs of backing down and slammed its Bone Club heavily into the ground.

You're afraid to use earthquakes? I dare!

Although Double Gas doesn't have a levitation property, even without that property, it's impossible to pull it down from the air, right? So purely physical ground-based attacks still can't hit Double Gas.

Even with Marowak blocking Garchomp, Weezing still charged resolutely toward Ninetales, clearly not wanting to let him go.

"Clearly, we still want to get rid of Nine-Tails as soon as possible because she is too much of a threat. Even Garchomp is not as important as Nine-Tails. After all, although Aurora Veil is annoying, it will eventually disappear on its own if we drag it out. But as long as Nine-Tails is there, it can keep refilling indefinitely. How can we play like that?"

"So it turns out that when you see a Ninetales Pokémon, you have to deal with it as soon as possible, otherwise you'll be put on the defensive."

While Lin Xuan appeared to be interacting with the audience, she was actually reminding Zhong Mingyi to take this nine-tailed fox seriously.

He believed that Zhong Mingyi was still watching his live stream at this moment. If nothing unexpected happened, this nine-tailed fox might be the core of the entire team. If he didn't defeat her instantly with swift and decisive action, the subsequent battles would be difficult.

Moreover, our team's choice was actually quite decisive, focusing fire on the Nine-Tails immediately, but unfortunately it was still a little short.

At this point, the opposing trainer naturally wouldn't choose to keep Ninetales on the field, but instead replaced it directly, not bothering to fight back at all.

Chapter 33: Though he fell, he still took an award with him.

Lin Xuan stared intently at the screen. This match was more intense than most of the matches he had commentated on before, and it deserved careful commentary.

"The opponent's next Pokémon is... Arcanine! Garchomp, Ninetales, Arcanine, all of them are good-looking Pokémon. I seriously suspect that this trainer picked the Pokémon based on their appearance."

Lin Xuan stroked his chin and said that he still really liked Arcanine, because it was strong, loyal, and most importantly... handsome!

"Furthermore, this Arcanine seems to have the Intimidate ability. To deal with Pokémon with this ability, you need an Intimidate counter, otherwise it's quite uncomfortable if it intimidates you right away."

As soon as Arcanine arrived, it roared in the direction of Weezing and Marowak. The two Pokémon visibly froze for a moment, which was enough to prove that this Arcanine's ability was... Intimidate! The number one ability in the universe!

In reality, intimidation affects more than just the physical attack of the intimidated Pokémon. If the difference in strength is too great, the Pokémon may even be directly intimidated.

The same applies to the sense of pressure. Although this is a useless trait in the game, with almost no use except for finger-waving matches, it can put pressure on opponents at all times in real life, and over time, it is inevitable that mistakes will occur.

"A Pokémon affected by the Intimidate ability will have its Attack reduced for a period of time. For example, Marowak was already at a disadvantage against Garchomp after Swords Dance, and now it's been Intimidated. Why wouldn't it switch Pokémon?"

[Counter-intimidation? If intimidation affects physical skills, why not just use a special attack skill?]

[I doubt anyone would teach Marowak any special attack skills, right?]

"After all, whose team doesn't have a few Pokémon that primarily rely on physical attacks? Getting intimidated even once is really tough... Eh? Our team has changed players too!"

Just as Lin Xuan was speaking, the player in the first-person perspective recalled Marowak and then turned around to release a Milotic.

[Wuhu! Milnas!]

Is this the most beautiful Pokémon?

I really want to have one, sob sob~

It can only be said that Milotic's popularity is incomparable to other Pokémon. As soon as Milotic appeared, it instantly went viral, because you have to know that in this world, Milotic is a Pokémon that is even rarer than pseudo-legendary Pokémon.

Everyone knows that Milotic evolved from Feebas. If all else fails, they can just use Milotic to hatch an egg; that's no secret.

However, just like intimacy, the people of this world are unaware of the existence of beauty. Without specifically breeding in this direction, the difficulty for a Feebas to evolve into Milotic would be extremely high.

This has resulted in an extremely small number of Milotics, comparable to the giant panda, a national treasure in the previous era, which explains the reaction in the comments.

"As for Milotic... what a pity. If Milotic had entered the battle earlier, the opponent would have been in trouble. After all, Milotic might have the Competitive ability. How many of your Arcanines would dare to come up and intimidate my Milotic?!"

Thank you, I just put on my headphones.

No, no, I wouldn't dare.

[A loud roar from Teacher Mimikyu]

The audience's attack power has decreased.

"If Milotic had been brought in, there might have been a chance. After all, if Milotic had used Ice Beam, Garchomp would have been severely damaged, even with Aurora Veil. Also, as long as Weezing is on the field, the Misty Terrain effect will continue, which will affect Garchomp's performance."

After a round of loud roars, Lin Xuan calmly continued to describe the situation on the field. Although the opposing team had a slight advantage, the game was still very close. The main reason was that the strength of the two teams' Pokémon was not much different, so it all came down to the tactical command of the two players. This was also the kind of match that Lin Xuan liked to watch the most.

What does a crushing defeat mean?

In the game, Mist Terrain can only be activated when the Pokémon enters the field, but in reality, it's not that simple. As long as Weezing is on the field for even a second, the effect of Mist Terrain will continue indefinitely unless another Pokémon comes to claim ownership of the field.

"Thanks to the SC who wanted to see some erotic pictures of TuTu Dog—【Mimi-Oki-sensei, pay me back for my ears!】, cough cough, doesn't this seem a bit more passionate?"

Arcanine twisted its body to dodge the previous Sludge Bomb, then opened its mouth and unleashed a jet of flame at Weezing. Weezing responded with a burst of magical steam, but it was clearly suppressed immediately.

Lin Xuan shook her head when she saw this scene.

"Our players clearly don't have a good grasp of feng shui. How can they possibly win in this situation?"

[The legendary study of location?]

Are Pokémon battles this difficult to master these days? Do we even need to consider feng shui?

【I get it, you know the Pythagorean theorem, right? It has absolutely nothing to do with this.】

Seeing the ignorance in the comments, Lin Xuan shook her head in disappointment.

"After you go out, don't even mention that you're my fans. You don't even understand the old adage that the left side of a ball always loses."

Then Lin Xuan successfully tricked a barrage of question marks into appearing in the chat. It's a pity that the chat doesn't have the function of throwing rotten eggs, otherwise Lin Xuan would definitely have been pelted to death.

Joking aside, this Arcanine was clearly stronger than this Weezing, suppressing it in the blink of an eye. Garchomp quickly came forward, trying to coordinate with Arcanine's suppression to finish off Weezing.

Milotic unleashed an Ice Beam towards Garchomp, hoping to deter it from attacking. However, with the help of Aurora Veil, Garchomp managed to withstand the Ice Beam, which was four times more effective against it, and reached Weezing behind it.

[This Milotic isn't very powerful, is it?]

Even four times the strength can't stop it?

This Garchomp is so ferocious!

There were even voices questioning Milotic in the comments section. The original rhythm only stopped when the Frozen Ray accidentally hit the ground and froze the entire area, turning it into an ice field.

So the conclusion is that it's not that Milotic is bad, it's just that this Garchomp truly lives up to its pseudo-legendary status.

Weezing had just parried Arcanine's Flamethrower and hadn't even had a chance to catch its breath when it saw Garchomp behind it. Garchomp spat out another breath of magical steam, but after Swords Dance, it transformed into a war god, slicing the magical steam apart with a single slap and knocking Weezing to the ground, followed by an Earthquake.

You like flying, huh? I'll just pull you down.

A certain flightless mythical beast gave Garchomp a thumbs up.

"An earthquake following the sword dance, and at such close range, means the double-barrel gas is most likely to be sacrificed. Holy crap, is the double-barrel gas going to self-destruct? That's pretty fierce, a spirit of dying rather than surrendering!"

Garchomp's strength was simply too great, and Weezing was no match for it. So, at the very end of the battle, Weezing chose to self-destruct!

Garchomp tried to escape, but it was too late. It could only quickly distance itself from Weezing, hoping to minimize the damage it might take.

"Wait, this doesn't seem like a self-destruction?"

Lin Xuan said this because the light emanating from the Double Gas was not the white light that would appear when it was used for a self-destruction, but rather a pink light.

"Thin! Fog! Explodes!!"

The moment Lin Xuan finished speaking, the previously peaceful misty arena instantly erupted into chaos. The pinkish-purple mist enveloped Garchomp, leaving it no room to escape.

Garchomp had no choice but to use the scythes on its arms as shields in front of it, but the effect of the Mist Explosion was all-around, so this had little effect.

boom!

Powerful energy surged from the body of the Twin Gas, then stirred the surrounding mist, causing it to explode instantly like ignited gas.

【Wow, what kind of skill is that?】

Is this power really something a dual-explosive gas can achieve?

[What an amazing skill! I thought it was a self-destruction!]

However, it seems to be no different from self-destruction.

"Thanks to the SC who wanted to see Mimikyuu erotic pictures—【Mimikyuu-sensei, it's time for your favorite lecture again】, cough cough, it's not that bad." Lin Xuan took a sip of the soda on the table and continued.