Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

[And don't forget Mimikyu-sensei's side job—a researcher!]

The match started quickly, and Lin Xuan began his commentary. However, just a few seconds into the game, Lin Xuan pressed the pause button.

"Togekiss used Air Slash directly on Dracovish. This move has a high probability of putting the opponent into a cowardly state. Last time, Brother Might's triple Coward Miracle was accomplished using this. As for Dracovish's countermeasures—"

Lin Xuan pressed the pause button here because the next Dracovish trainer's countermeasures were quite effective.

"Dragon Scorpion did not choose to directly take Togekiss's Air Slash, because it would be a bad idea no matter how you looked at it, so he chose to retreat temporarily and hide to the side."

"Many Drapion trainers favor offense, because whether it's Battle Armor or Sniper-type abilities, they are essentially for better offense. However, in many situations, temporary retreat is also necessary."

[Here it comes, Teacher Mimiqiu's classic mini-lesson!]

【Ye Qing Hui】

[Well, it's been so long since Mimikyu has commentated on such a big match.]

So no matter how you look at it, it's all Mimikyu-sensei's fault!

Lin Xuan let the video continue playing, while Dracovish, who had dodged Togekiss's first attack, launched a sneak attack on Togekiss!

"Don't be fooled by Dracovish's size. In fact, its speed is no slower than Togekiss's, and it might even be faster at the same strength. However, it still can't compare when it comes to a real battle, because Togekiss has a skill called Extreme Speed!"

As soon as Lin Xuan finished speaking, Togekiss transformed into a streak of white light and flashed away into the distance. It was as if Lin Xuan had seen this battle before, but in reality, he, like many viewers in the live stream, was seeing it for the first time.

"However, while Extreme Speed ​​provides a significant boost to Pokémon, it consumes too much energy. Togekiss cannot use it indefinitely, so it is only a temporary measure. Once the distance is increased, it will launch a counterattack."

Why aren't we calling airplanes anymore?

It's a little strange to hear Mimikyu pronounce Pokémon names so seriously.

Let's call it back to airplane.

Lin Xuan was furious when she saw these comments. She had finally managed to be professional, and now they were telling her to switch back?

Do you think I can tolerate you?

"Thanks to Gardevoir for the red SC that uprooted the willow tree - [I'm still more used to calling it Airplane] No problem, you can call it Train if you don't like the sound of Airplane."

Lin Xuan said without hesitation, "Anyway, a name is just a code, so what difference does it make what you call me?"

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[The riddle "Greed for money" is a metaphor for a greedy person.]

As expected of you.

Money can make even a riddle-like figure grind a millstone.

"After the plane gained distance, it immediately fired an electromagnetic wave, which was extremely sneaky! This trainer is probably not a good person to come up with such a disgusting tactic. It's obvious that he wants to use paralysis and cowardice to lock down the enemy. Everyone, remember not to play with this kind of person."

I love super strength 12138: ? ? ? ?

But didn't you notice it too?

[It seems that Teacher Mimikyu isn't such a good person after all.]

That's so disgusting!

"I'm different. I just saw through the filth in his heart. I always fight fair and square and never use these petty tricks."

Lin Xuan shook his head, which made Xiao Dian glance at him. He remembered that when he first started training, the first skill Lin Xuan taught him was to rub his cheek.

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

[I have a video of Mimikyu's first battle here. Mimikyu was clearly dirtier! Take it if you want!]

One would be fine, thank you.

Preserve evidence.

"The housing manager is at work! Someone is spreading rumors about me here, quickly censor it... Wait, the housing manager has been locked up, then it's alright."

Lin Xuan then remembered that Long Aiai's phone had been confiscated for being lazy these past few days, so she probably wouldn't be seen chatting in the group for a while.

"However, although Togekiss's electromagnetic wave is quite insidious, Drapion also used the move Taunt! By being hit by the electromagnetic wave, Togekiss was unable to use status moves for a short time!"

Isn't this a huge loss?

[If the electromagnetic wave hits Togekiss, it probably won't need any status-type moves, right?]

But Lin Xuan just shook her head in response to these comments.

"No, although the electromagnetic wave hit, Togekiss's move list actually has a wide variety of status moves, including a recovery move like Morning Light. So it's not as profitable as you might think. After all, Extreme Speed ​​combined with Morning Light is quite terrifying. As long as you can't defeat it in a short time, it will recover."

"Moreover, the Dragon King Scorpion itself doesn't have any means of recovery, so it's at a disadvantage in a war of attrition."

At this point, Lin Xuan pressed the pause button again, because Song Chen himself appeared on the screen, and it was clear from the League of Legends video that Song Chen seemed to be in a good mood.

"Look at this idiot, he thinks he's gained something, but he's actually lost a lot!"

Meanwhile, Song Chen, who was sitting in the arena's rest room, was being held down by a large group of people, including Long Xing.

"Calm down! Calm down! There's another match coming up!"

"Even if I lose this match, I can still advance! I can't take it anymore!"

Song Chen gritted his teeth and said, and as it turned out, Lin Xuan was just as cunning as he had imagined, and he spoke quite fluently, to the point that Song Chen even suspected that this guy had written a script beforehand.

However, this is unfair to Lin Xuan; it can only be considered his special talent.

"And even if you went there now... could you beat him?"

Long Xing asked a very hurtful question. Hearing this, Song Chen slowly calmed down. It seemed that... Long Xing was right. He was indeed no match for him!

It seems that they are being completely overwhelmed, both in terms of actual strength and combat ability.

"If I had known... I should have given him a good beating when I first saw him!"

Song Chen thought with some grief and indignation that it was indeed better to beat his younger brother early on, as he was already too old to do it now.

【Hahahahaha! 】

[The Unyielding and Impartial Riddle of Teacher Qiu]

[Full of personal grudges]

"However, Togekiss's countermeasures were quite good. He steadily used Air Slash. With so many Air Slashes, as long as the opponent flinched once, it was considered a success. And with the help of Heavenly Grace, the success rate of Air Slash in flinching was quite high."

Lin Xuan looked at the series of air slashes that Togekiss used and said.

"One, two, three... five! I think I know why this guy lost. My advice is to pray to Arceus before the next match."

Lin Xuan's lips twitched as he said that during the Dragon King Scorpion's charge, even five consecutive air slashes and the paralysis effect couldn't stop him; he was simply extremely unlucky.

Perhaps all her luck was used up last year?

Is it possible that Mystic is casting a spell in reverse time at this moment?

I think it's very likely?

"If I could do that, would I still be here commentating on the game?"

Lin Xuan glanced at the comments sideways, then turned her attention back to the video.

"Dragon Scorpion charged straight at Togekiss and used Cross Poison Blade! But it's not a big problem, after all, the physical defense of aircraft is quite high, as long as it doesn't hit a vital spot or cause poisoning, it's acceptable."

Just as Lin Xuan finished speaking, Togekiss was sent flying by the cross-shaped poison blade. At the same time, Lin Xuan could see the painful expression on Togekiss's face and the purple spots on its body. Lin Xuan immediately fell silent.

【Fuck! 】

Did Mimikyuu-sensei (the author) read the script beforehand?

If not, I can only say... this skill has reached a state of perfection.

"Brother Guai Li...you didn't lose unjustly."

Lin Xuan was still thinking about how this guy messed up yesterday. Although there were some minor mistakes earlier, they weren't a big problem. But now, with the poisoning and the vital points being hit, Lin Xuan was starting to lose his composure.

"The sniper's traits amplify the damage when hitting a vital point, and at this moment, the plane is also unable to use the Healing Bell and Dawn skills because it has been provoked..."

The previous five consecutive unwavering and tireless actions had already made Song Chen somewhat uncomfortable, and now this has happened again.

"My assessment of this is... fighting based on lifespan is not advisable; everyone should cherish their own lifespan."

Lin Xuan thought for a long time and could only say this. What else could she say?

Lin Xuan quickly finished watching the match, and his final conclusion was quite simple.

"Although the plane was indeed a bit unlucky, it only magnified the initial small mistake. After all, if it hadn't been provoked, even if it had been hit in a vital spot and poisoned, it could have recovered quickly."

So all I can say is... Song Chen's loss in this match was not unjust.

【miserable!】

[I didn't realize it when I watched it yesterday, so is Brother Strong really that miserable?]

Is this really Tianen's plane? It feels like it's been punished by the gods.

"So everyone, remember to pray to Arceus before the match, Amen~"

Lin Xuan said very sincerely, while casually taking out the Gardevoir figurine she had just bought a few days ago.

“Look, I pray to Gardevoir every day before a match. I believe she will protect me.”

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[Don't the things you've arranged look a little out of place?]