Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

"It's a pity that our players don't have enough Faith Points. We suggest they recharge them. If they don't know where to recharge, they can ask a streamer to do it for them."

Chapter 54 Palkia appeared to me in a dream

[So, the middleman makes a profit, right?]

Do you purchase Penguin Coins?

How do I top up my faith?

[Hey streamer, my Laplace's water cannon keeps missing! How do I upgrade my faith in her?]

Lin Xuan glanced at the comments and found that there were actually people humbly asking for advice.

"When I have nothing to do, I pray to Palkia, because one night when I was sleeping, Palkia appeared in my dream and told me that as long as I pray to him, my water cannon will never miss!"

"Of course, this player's situation is rather special. My suggestion is that he could pray to Kyurem. Although he is a god from the United States, it might be of some use. But after all, Kyurem has never appeared in my dreams, so I don't know if it will work."

Lin Xuan was talking nonsense in the live broadcast room with a straight face.

【? ? ? 】

[Didn't the streamer previously say it was Cresselia appearing in a dream?]

[If I say goodbye to Groudon, will my Diglett learn to fly?]

[Those ahead, you can offer prayers to the Earth God.]

The rest of the story was pretty much a foregone conclusion. Faced with the enhanced Garchomp, Glalie and the two Pokémon behind it were completely powerless to fight back, and Garchomp won the match at full health.

"See? I told you, there wouldn't be any suspense in this match."

Lin Xuan looked at the battle results with pride and said, while also feeling relieved. But she was really afraid that she would kill this Garchomp with her own healing, which would be ridiculous!

[It can only be said that Mimikyu's curse skills still have a lot of room for improvement.]

In other words, when we all thought Mimikyu would mess up but she didn't, wouldn't that count as a mess?

As for Zhong Mingyi, who was lying in bed, he was somewhat glad that he hadn't wasted time at the competition venue, because the contestants were too weak, and Garchomp hadn't shown much of its strength at all.

This Glalie trainer seems weaker than the one he faced... No, just thinking about that match makes Zhong Ming angry! He was thrown into disarray by the Hurricane at the last moment, otherwise his Venusaur wouldn't have fallen!

However, it would be some time before he faced this guy, and the opponents in the future would become stronger and stronger. He should be able to force out some of their true strength, so Zhong Mingyi was not in a hurry.

Because the match ended rather quickly... or rather, too quickly, before the next match was even over, Lin Xuan randomly picked a match to watch, and the second round of matches arrived very quickly.

"Alright! It's almost time for the much-anticipated Gardevoir! Our team's main Pokémon in this match is Gardevoir, but I can't guarantee that Gardevoir will be the first one we send out!"

Lin Xuan gave the audience a heads-up, so they wouldn't think that Gardevoir would come out with Grimer and cause them trouble again.

"Alright, let the match begin! Our team's first Pokémon is Gardevoir! Wow, Gardevoir is so cute!"

Gardevoir is so cute!

Gardevoir is so cute!

……

As soon as Lin Xuan said that, the live stream chat immediately started flooded with comments.

"As for the opponent's Pokémon, it's a Vaporeon. Although it's a bit weaker than Gardevoir, it's still a very cute Pokémon... While Eevee is cuter, it's mostly just a support Pokémon, used for being cute..."

After all, Eevee's base stats are what they are, and there are several powerful evolutions to choose from, so it's rare for an Eevee not to evolve. And it seems that there isn't a Partner Eevee in this world, so Eevee mostly serves as a beginner Pokémon and a cute character.

I don't care! As long as it's cute, that's enough!

[Whether a trainer is strong or not depends on the trainer, but looks are something that lasts a lifetime!]

"Thanks to the SC from a 10-year fan of Electric Flying Squirrel - [Electric Flying Squirrel is also very cute!] Indeed, but Little Point seems to have gained weight recently due to overnutrition, and stays at home all day without thinking about going out."

"Dandan!?"

Little Dot was still nestled in her room, munching on tree berries and watching Lin Xuan's live stream, when she heard this. She immediately became unhappy, slapping the ground with her little paws, and accidentally slapped her own tummy...

So, am I really fat? (。_。)

For the first time, Xiao Dian had this kind of self-doubt. After fidgeting a few times, she stood up from the ground, stomped around a few times, and patted her little belly.

"Dandan?"

[I don't think so?]

Lin Xuan, seeing Xiao Dian's actions, quickly picked up her phone and took a picture, then casually put it away.

Just as Lin Xuan finished filming the video, the competition officially began.

The one that took the lead was Gardevoir, which everyone had been waiting for. It quickly gathered a Moon Power in front of it and headed towards Vaporeon.

"This Moon Power seems more like a probing attack than an offensive. You can see that Gardevoir's body quickly retreats after launching the attack. So how will Vaporeon deal with the Moon Power? Judging from Vaporeon's expression towards the trainer, it's probably saying: Don't be a coward, my Hydro Pump will definitely not miss!"

At this moment, the trainer thought to himself: "I prayed to Palkia last night, and he said my Hydro Pump would hit every time today. Go, Vaporeon! Use Hydro Pump! Ugh!"

Lin Xuan spoke with great passion in front of the screen.

【The Mimicry Hill Mini-Theater】

[Your upper and lower sections are connected, right?]

[The water cannon from Paluchya is reliable; you'll know once you use it!]

Vaporeon's Hydro Pump collided precisely with Luna Kindred. Although neither could gain the upper hand, the scattered Hydro Pumps made the originally dry battlefield slippery. Lin Xuan couldn't help but praise this scene.

"Vaporeon is gradually adapting to the terrain, which might have a surprising effect later. As for Gardevoir, it seems to know that it can't do anything about the opponent's move, so it simply set up a Light Screen on the side! Vaporeon uses mostly Special Attack moves, so... the opponent is very decisive! It switched out immediately!"

"The Pokémon that was switched in was still the ferocious Gyarados! No wonder they used water spray at the beginning. It was still a Water-type Pokémon. And don't be fooled by the fact that Gyarados only has 'dragon' in its name and its type is Water and Flying. It can actually learn Dragon Dance."

Gardevoir said: "No rush, set up Light Screen first, then Reflect. Gyarados isn't in a hurry either, 'If you dare set up a screen, I'll use Dragon Dance! Ugh! Dragon-sank!"

After its Dragon Dance, Gyarados wasn't afraid of a mere Gardevoir and charged straight at it.

"It's a pity that Gyarados doesn't know how to bind this move, otherwise it probably wouldn't be able to be broadcast~" Lin Xuan said with emotion.

【? ? ? 】

The streamer has rather unique tastes.

[Broadcast! You can broadcast anything!]

I just love watching Beauty and the Beast.

[Hehehe, Gardevoir and Gyarados...]

[The netizens above, calm down!]

"Gardemon's weaknesses are Ghost, Steel, and Poison types, but Gyarados only knows Iron Tail among these three types of moves. Although this move has good power, its accuracy is terrible and it is difficult to control. At the same time, Gyarados's fatal weakness is Electric type, while Gardevoir can learn Thunderbolt."

Lin Xuan analyzed.

[Shut up! What do you think you're going to do to Gardevoir!?]

[Waaaaah, Gardevoir is finished!]

[Shocking! A male streamer did this to Gardevoir during a live stream?!]

"You guys all came back from UC, right? This is a legitimate live stream, no lewd content!" Lin Xuan said righteously. How could he let these guys ruin his reputation? Then the chat started spamming "Ah, right, right" like crazy.

"However, Gyarados didn't seem to use Iron Tail, but instead used the more reliable Aqua Tail, directly lashing out with its tail. Even with Reflect, Gardevoir would have a hard time withstanding it, after all, Gyarados's strength is very strong."

Gardevoir also chose to dodge the attack from Aqua Tail, using its relatively small body to evade Gyarados's attacks, while a light pink glow began to appear around its body.

"Meditation! This Gardevoir is incredibly skilled and daring! It actually dared to use Meditation at a time like this! It seems to have actually succeeded... Well, Meiye wasn't entirely successful."

Because at the very moment the meditation ended, Gyarados seized the opportunity and lashed out with its tail. This strike was far more powerful and faster than before, and Gardevoir was unable to dodge, so it could only forcefully rely on its existing Reflect barrier to withstand the attack.

The result was obvious: even with Reflect, Gyarados's tail still sent Gardevoir flying, crashing straight into the wall not far away.

However, this Water Tail attack was clearly not enough to completely defeat Gardevoir. At the same time, neither side had any intention of switching out their Pokémon. It would be a huge loss to switch out after finally strengthening them.

"Although Gyarados defeated Gardevoir, its own HP is now extremely low." Then Lin Xuan changed the subject, "But don't forget one of Gyarados's abilities—Overconfidence! Its Attack stat increases with each opponent it defeats!"

"Especially since this is based on the premise that Gyarados has used Dragon Dance. The current Gyarados is like a glass cannon. Although it is very fragile and so fragile that it may shatter at the slightest touch, as long as its attack hits, it may change the course of the battle."

Lin Xuan's words came true as if they were prophetic. After Gardevoir, our team sent out Misdreavus as their next Pokémon. Facing this Misdreavus, Gyarados charged forward almost recklessly, forcefully biting Misdreavus despite the Shadow Ball attack.

"That bite almost crippled the dream demon..."

However, after that attack, Gyarados was completely unable to battle, but Misdreavus was also severely injured, and the opposing player released Vaporeon again.

Looking at the half-paralyzed Mismagius opposite, Vaporeon wanted to laugh. "Isn't this just a matter of one Hydro Pump? I'll just fire one Hydro Pump! My trainer has prayed to Palkia, this Hydro Pump will definitely not miss! What? It missed! Ugh! My master tricked me! He prayed to Dialga!"

Chapter 55 Establishing a New Ruler!

Fortunately, the advantage established by Gyarados's previous attack was significant enough that even though Mismagius dodged the water cannon, it still couldn't escape its fate of falling.

However, before it collapsed, Mismagius very skillfully cast a hypnotic spell on Vaporeon, putting it into a sleep state.

"Wow, this dream demon is really something else. Knowing it was about to collapse, it just used hypnosis. It's incredibly dirty!" Lin Xuan commented on our player's behavior.

After Mismagius, a Lucario entered the field, and the opposing player immediately switched to another Lucario upon seeing it.

"The opponent is very clever. My Vaporeon is asleep, but it hasn't lost its ability to battle yet! It will go back to sleep for a while and come back to battle when it wakes up! At the same time, it can prevent Lucario from using boosting moves while Vaporeon is asleep. Lucario has Swords Dance and Nasty Plot, two super boosting moves!"

Lucario is obviously very popular, but in the Pokémon world, popularity cannot be converted into combat power. It was still defeated when it faced Hitmonlee, who was behind Vaporeon.

After that match, Lin Xuan finished commentating on another match and then gloriously ended the broadcast.