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Let's play cards!

The little snacks on one side were almost too embarrassed to look at anymore. So even Lin Xuan couldn't escape the "it's actually good" phenomenon?

The main problem is that it's so boring here! The only video on TV is the president's radio calisthenics, and there's no cell phone signal at all.

Moreover, over the past few days, if it weren't for Xiaodian charging the phone from time to time, the phone would have run out of battery long ago.

It seems that he's gotten tired of playing Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game) recently.

Lin Xuan immediately invited Eevee and the others to play Joker. Both Eevee and Little Point knew the rules of this game very well, after all, they were seasoned internet surfing masters.

Gallade was completely bewildered, and Lin Xuan listened to the rules for a long time. After Lin Xuan finally finished explaining the rules to Gallade, he took out a marker from his backpack. Even if you're going on an adventure, there shouldn't be any problem with carrying this kind of thing with you, right?

"Ahem, the game begins, but I have to give a heads-up to one of the players first!"

Lin Xuan and Gallade both turned their gazes to Eevee. Clearly, even if Lin Xuan didn't say anything, they knew who they should pay attention to in this game.

"Boy!"

What are you looking at me for?!

Ibrahimovic was furious! Why was everyone blaming her for all this? Was she the kind of person who would cheat? All that had just happened was actually instigated by Lin Xuan! She was the most innocent one there!

But Lin Xuan and Xiao Dian didn't care about any of that. They directly "sealed" Eevee's right to use its superpowers. Otherwise, how could this thing still be used?

Ibrahimovic didn't protest, but instead directly addressed Lin Xuan, saying:

"Boy!"

[I can't use superpowers, so you can't use waveguides either!]

"It's a minor issue, so if you don't need it, then don't!"

Lin Xuan didn't seem to care at all. After all, his aura level was quite strong among humans, but if he were to use it against Tiny and Eevee, he would be discovered in no time. Lin Xuan wasn't stupid enough to walk into a trap.

After agreeing on a series of rules, the game officially began!

Lin Xuan put a Joker card in, while thinking to himself—if the Joker is discovered later, can the Joker on the playing card be replaced with him?

Four people take turns drawing cards. If they draw a pair of cards, they can discard them. Otherwise, they have to keep them in their hand. In the end, one person will only have one Joker card left in their hand, and that person will be the loser.

After shuffling the cards, Lin Xuan couldn't wait to get started and immediately drew a winning hand – the Joker!

Lin Xuan suppressed the urge to curse and tried her best to act normal, but Eevee, who was keeping a close eye on Lin Xuan, still noticed.

"Bui? Bui-bui!"

[No way, no way? Surely no one can draw the Joker right from the start!]

Go play by yourself!

Lin Xuan immediately shoved Eevee's face back as it tried to lean in, but during the subsequent card-drawing round, Eevee gave Lin Xuan a real demonstration of what it means to be a true chosen one.

"Boy!"

[Simple and easy!]

All we saw was that the moment Eevee finished drawing the cards, just as he threw them away, he completely broke Lin Xuan and Xiao Dian's defenses, ending the game before it even began.

"Dandan!?"

Did you cheat?!

Little Dot couldn't believe Eevee could be so lucky, but Eevee didn't care about Little Dot's provocation at all, and simply put its two little paws on its hips.

"Boy!"

You wouldn't understand my luck!

"How about we start a new game, and this one doesn't count?"

Lin Xuan looked at the large hand of cards in his hand and said to Xiao Dian and Yi Bu, then tried to shuffle the cards back to muddy the waters, so that this round would be invalid!

But before Ibrahimovic could make a move, Xiaodian stopped Lin Xuan first.

That won't do! Even though Ibrahimovic won early, in the end only the last one will be punished, so this kind of good thing should definitely be Lin Xuan's turn!

So Xiao Dian stopped Lin Xuan's actions without saying a word.

"Dandan~"

It's okay, let's continue~

Lin Xuan's lips twitched. She wondered when Xiao Dian had become so cunning. Did he not want Xiao Dian to have an easy time either, since he himself was suffering?

Ibu sat on the sidelines early on to watch the show. Anyway, this time the punishment had nothing to do with her, and she was the one to punish the loser. If possible, Lin Xuan would be the best choice!

In the end of the first round, Lin Xuan had a four left in his hand, and the clown card, after changing hands several times, eventually ended up in Gallade's hand. Now it was Lin Xuan's turn to draw a card. If he could draw the four from Gallade's hand, he could end the game directly.

"Humph, it's simple."

Lin Xuan gave a slightly contemptuous laugh. After several rounds, Lin Xuan said that he had seen Gallade completely naked!

Lin Xuan could see right through Gallade's thoughts and intentions.

Lin Xuan reached out and placed his hand on the card to Gallade's left, pretending to take it away. Sure enough, when Lin Xuan made this move, a hint of tension appeared in Gallade's eyes.

And that is Gallade's weakness!

"I've seen through it all!"

Lin Xuan said this in a very childish way, then picked up the other card, pulled it out, and threw it hard onto the bed.

"Without a doubt, this is—the Joker!?"

Lin Xuan felt like she was the clown in the deck of cards, and her eyes widened as she looked up at Gallade.

At this moment, Gallade also showed a slightly embarrassed expression. It was obvious that everything Lin Xuan had just discovered was an act by Gallade!

"I never imagined that you would be the most scheming one!?"

Lin Xuan clutched her chest and said sadly, "I could accept being tricked by a small one or an Eevee, but I was tricked by Gallade instead."

After Lin Xuan's latest blunder, Xiao Dian and Yi Bu were laughing so hard they were almost cramping up, rolling around on the bed.

Having made a bet, Lin Xuan reluctantly handed the marker to Ibrahimovic.

"That's enough! It's not good to wash here!"

Ibrahimovic readily agreed, but what she truly thought in her heart was probably only known to herself.

Then, in Lin Xuan's view, Ibrahimovic, holding a marker and with a dangerous smile on his face, slowly approached Lin Xuan.

"I'm warning you, don't go too far!"

Lin Xuan sat on the bed and involuntarily stepped back a little, but there was really no space. In the end, Ibu still pounced on him directly.

"Boy!"

She has wanted to do this for a long time!

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The next morning, the industrious Mr. Mime first tidied up the house, and after checking the time and deciding it was about time, he knocked on Lin Xuan's door.

Lin Xuan's room seemed quite lively last night. Even she could hear some noises from outside. To be honest, Mr. Mime was quite envious, since staying on the Champion Road was indeed a bit boring.

But when the door to the room was opened, Mr. Mime was instantly startled.

"Mo!"

【Who are you!】

"Of course it's me, who else could it be?"

After yawning, Lin Xuan said that he regretted playing cards with Laybu and the others last night. They played all night, but he was the one who lost the most!

The one who won the most was naturally Eevee. If Gallade had won, they could have been a little gentler, but Eevee showed absolutely no mercy. Lin Xuan doesn't even know what he looks like anymore.

"Where is the water? I want to wash my face first."

The Mr. Mime first handed Lin Xuan the prepared breakfast, then silently pointed to the right.

"Thank you~"

Lin Xuan casually stuffed a steamed bun into his mouth. He had heard that the food here was all made by Mr. Mime, and he seriously suspected that Yu Xian brought a Mr. Mime here simply because he lacked a Pokémon that could clean and cook.

The Mr. Mime stiffly made way for Lin Xuan, and after Lin Xuan left, it curiously peeked into the room, wanting to know what had happened last night.

As soon as I poked my head out, I saw Little Spot and Eevee lying inside. Although the two little guys' faces were a bit cleaner, they were still only comparable to Lin Xuan's.

Chapter 463 The fight started!

Lin Xuan was then taken to the bathroom by Mr. Mime to wash her face. However, Eevee had drawn so much on her face, and since it's not easy to wash off, a lot of it remained on Lin Xuan's face.

The same thing happened to Ibu and the others who also woke up.

Without saying a word, Gallade immediately crawled into the Poké Ball.

Anyway, as long as I don't come out, no one will know that I have something painted on my face.

Eevee seemed to have the same idea at first, but just as it was about to enter the Poké Ball, Lin Xuan pulled it out.

"Everyone else can go inside the Poké Ball, but you stay outside!"

"Boy!"