Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

"Katla volcano, one of the world's most dangerous volcanoes, is located in Iceland."

Lin Xuan almost coughed up blood.

You're telling me this is called going the same way? How can I go that way?

Lin Xuan only had two impressions of that place.

One reason is that the cod fought a war, and more importantly, actually won it. The process was quite absurd, which can only be described as the former British Empire that never sets becoming an empire that never sets.

My second impression is that this place is too remote! So remote that even viruses don't want to go there!

Are you sure you're not joking?

"Of course not, I would never joke about something like that."

Lin Xuan took another closer look, and the other person's expression was indeed very serious, but the more serious it was, the more Lin Xuan found it hard to understand.

"Why me?"

Lin Xuan didn't understand, and Arceus hadn't given him an answer to his previous question either.

"I do not know."

"But aren't you supposed to be an all-knowing prophet?"

Of the world's three most powerful superhumans, the one in front of us is undoubtedly the number one. His prophetic abilities are nothing short of miraculous.

Even prophecies can be unseen at times, and you belong to the unknown shrouded in mist.

Without the slightest hesitation, Lin Xuan said, but after thinking for a moment, she still asked the last two questions.

"The last two questions: First, how do I get it? Second, once I get it, is it mine?"

"Of course, once you get it, it's yours. As for how you get it—that's your problem. Whether you want to reform that Sidran or defeat him by force, that's all up to you."

He shook his head, but didn't change a single suggestion.

"When?"

"In two days, if you are interested, you can come and visit."

"I'm still more interested in lying in bed and sleeping!"

Lin Xuan yawned. Although it was just getting dark outside, if you factored in the time difference, it would usually be around this time of day before she was ready to go to sleep.

So Lin Xuan didn't hesitate, put the two boxes away, and left with Bai Yao.

The alliance was relatively reliable; they didn't actually arrange only one room as previously stated.

But Bai Yao quickly came over, looking excited.

"Quick, quick! I need to see what this thing looks like!"

Bai Yao had never seen the stone slab fragment before, and had only glanced at the box twice before putting it away. Now that it was in Lin Xuan's hands, of course she had to take it out and examine it carefully.

"It's nothing, it looks about the same as usual."

Lin Xuan first took out the ordinary stone slab, which was much smaller than the one he had obtained from Regielechi.

As for the Psychic-type stone slab fragment on one side, it was a whole size larger, and not only was Bai Yao watching it, but even Eevee seemed to be eyeing it covetously.

What are you looking at? You're not going to eat it!

Lin Xuan felt a little helpless. Just now, Eevee's appearance was like that of a dog that had seen a bone.

Yes, that's the feeling I get from seeing it before.

"Boy!"

[You've got no use for it anyway, you're a once-in-a-century superpowered genius!]

Faced with Ibrahimovic's taunts, Lin Xuan was naturally not going to back down.

"What if I can succeed in cultivating this by relying on this 'what if'!"

Lin Xuan was unconvinced. After all, it was a fragment of Arceus's stone tablet, so it must have some special effects, right? Could it help him get a cheat code?

But Lin Xuan soon realized—he'd been tricked, it was all for nothing!

Chapter 509 Volcano

Although I don't know why, this thing seems to have a strong attraction for Eevee, even more so than the Normal-type stone tablet over there.

You know, Eevee is a Normal-type! But now she even rejects Normal-type plates and prefers Psychic-type plates instead. Wouldn't that be considered NTR?

But Lin Xuan held the stone slab in his hand, gripping it tightly, and there was no reaction whatsoever. His meditation was not accelerated by the presence of the stone slab.

Even under Bai Yao's watchful gaze, Lin Xuan did something that seemed quite foolish—

"In novels, the practice of blood oath is always mentioned!"

Lin Xuan pulled out a needle from somewhere, gritted her teeth, and gestured with her finger for a long time, but she just didn't dare to prick it.

"Trash, I'll do it!"

Seeing that Lin Xuan had been dawdling for a long time without making a move, Bai Yao couldn't stand it anymore and snatched the needle from Lin Xuan's hand.

But while saying "I'll do it," he actually plunged his finger directly into Lin Xuan's.

The effect was immediate; blood started seeping out right away.

"Hurry, hurry, or the wound will heal!"

Bai Yao urged hurriedly, while Lin Xuan could only squeeze out a single drop.

In the end, it turned out that reading too many novels was not very useful.

In the end, Lin Xuan could only take the stone to the side and rinse it with water, otherwise the original purple stone slab fragments would still have some marks left on them, making them look unsightly.

"They didn't even tell us how to use it!"

Lin Xuan complained while holding the stone slab fragments, saying that Xiao Su's previous situation was that the stone slab fragments had become sentient, so they didn't need to worry about it at all.

While Lin Xuan and the others were holding the superpowered stone tablets, Xiao Su also picked up a stone tablet and started gnawing on it.

He could sense that the stone held a strong attraction for him.

It wasn't just him; even Xiao Xi Xiaomi on the side was the same.

But unfortunately—it's too tough to chew!

Xiao Su tried to bite the stone slab fragment for a long time but couldn't break it or even leave a mark on it.

This made Lin Xuan even more curious: what exactly caused these stone slab fragments to break apart?

What kind of power could shatter the Slate of Arceus?

Lin Xuan was really surprised. As for Eevee, who had been watching from the side for a long time, he patted Lin Xuan on the shoulder and pointed to the stone slab fragment in his hand.

Since you can't figure it out anyway, can you give it to me now?

Lin Xuan casually tossed it over, thinking that even if Eevee took it, it probably wouldn't do any good, after all, it was Arceus's—wait?

Just as Lin Xuan was thinking this, Ibu was suddenly enveloped in a strong white light.

That wasn't the so-called light of evolution. Lin Xuan had seen a lot of things about it at the research institute and was quite experienced in this regard.

Although it is not the light of evolution, it does seem to have some similarities.

The white light quickly disappeared, and Eevee, which had been obscured by the light, reappeared before the two of them.

Lin Xuan pointed at Ibuki for a long time before finally asking the question.

"What...is there a difference?"

Aside from the disappearance of the stone slab fragment that was originally gripping its paw, Eevee seemed to have remained unchanged.

Not to mention Bai Yao, even Lin Xuan, who knows Ibrahimovic quite well, couldn't see the slightest difference.

"Buy, Buyi..."

Ibrahimovic seemed to subconsciously want to curse Lin Xuan, and he couldn't even see the change in himself.

It's like your girlfriend standing in front of you and asking what's different about her today. Even if she just cut her nails, there's still some difference. But with Eevee...

So much so that although Ibrahimovic instinctively wanted to curse, he realized his mistake as soon as he uttered the words.

Has anything about me changed? It seems not!

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"Is this right here?"

Bai Yao was holding a small fan, but it was completely useless.

The temperature here is so high that even using a small fan to blow air on it is still hot.

But this is Iceland, and you can still get this kind of temperature here.

Lin Xuan didn't know what the volcano in the original world looked like, but he felt it probably wouldn't be the same as the one in front of him.

Because many of the caves in front of Lin Xuan are the work of those Pokémon.

"Stop complaining. Didn't you say you were going to come and take a look?"

Lin Xuan said with a hint of helplessness as he enveloped Bai Yao with his own wave-guiding power.