Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

The tiny paw was pointing at a game on the screen called Pokémon All-Stars, a fighting game, but Lin Xuan had never been interested in fighting games.

"Buy games? Can your little paws even handle this game?"

Lin Xuan looked at Eevee, who was still staring at her expectantly. It was obvious that Eevee had been corrupted by Xiao Dian. No, she had to take these two out for some training tomorrow, the weekend!

Lin Xuan held Eevee's paw in her hand and pinched its chubby paw pads. "You think you can play fighting games with that?"

Buy it for him!

Let him play! Let him play!

[Little Dot and Eevee are addicted to games?! It must be Mimikyu-sensei who corrupted them!]

[Damn it, they've corrupted our adorable Sprite and Eevee!]

Seeing what was being posted in the comments, Lin Xuan really wanted to pull him out of the screen to check his playtime. That racing game was basically all played by Xiaodian... and now they've added Eevee to the list.

"Buyi~"

Seemingly noticing Lin Xuan's expression, Ibu went straight to Lin Xuan's feet, grabbed his trouser leg, and then looked up at Lin Xuan with its big, bright eyes.

Lin Xuan felt like her heart had been hit by a critical strike; Eevee was just too cute to handle.

"Ahem~ You can buy it, but you can't play with it for too long~"

Even Lin Xuan's tone softened a bit, and she immediately selected to pay for the game on the game console.

Small dot: ? ? ?

It feels like there's no love left in the world.

Does such a gentle Mystic Oka-sensei really exist?

[Eevee used Charm on Mimikyu, and it was incredibly effective, greatly reducing Mimikyu's attack power.]

What do you know? This is a degenerate version of loud roaring, a soft roaring.

"Boy!"

Ibrahimovic immediately jumped up happily from the ground, leaped onto Lin Xuan's lap, and then winked at Xiaodian.

[Plan is in place!]

Xiaodian: Although the plan was successful, why am I not happy?

After kicking Eevee and Little Point out of the game to play by himself, Lin Xuan noticed that Zhong Mingyi's match was about to begin. He glanced at the comments, which seemed to be full of voices questioning him.

"What's with all the spiking? He was just a little gentler. Alright, the match starts now. Let's go see how Xiao Zhong performs." Lin Xuan immediately switched the live stream to Zhong Mingyi's perspective.

This is more like it!

[This is the real Teacher Mimikyu. Who was that person just now?]

[Could Teacher Mimikyu perform a loud roar to prove his identity?]

“Shout loudly? No way!” Lin Xuan flatly refused this unreasonable request.

Chapter 75: Went to watch the female anchor.

Lin Xuan's hand instinctively reached for the water glass on the side, but just as she grasped the handle, she felt a peculiar sensation.

It was small, about the size of a thumb, hard but also a little smooth, yet a little sharp to the touch. As a southerner, Lin Xuan naturally realized immediately what she was holding.

"Holy shit! A cockroach! I'm so pissed off!"

After a string of incomprehensible gibberish, Lin Xuan successfully flung the cockroach to the ground and killed it with her cockroach-killing weapon—a slipper. She then quietly disposed of the slipper, along with the cockroach's corpse, and the cup the cockroach had just crawled onto, in the trash can.

"Alright, the invasive species has been eliminated."

When Lin Xuan finished washing her hands and returned to the table, she found the screen full of question marks.

Is this the power of a loud roar?

[Mimi-Oka-sensei, who is happy to satisfy her fans' needs]

Listen to me say thank you, because of you...

[You call this a loud roar, isn't it a sonic boom?]

"Ahem, that's not the point. Alright, alright, the match is about to begin. For today's match, Xiao Zhong probably won't be using Bulbasaur, since the opponents are all quite strong. Let's wait and see!"

Lin Xuan abruptly changed the subject, while also wondering if the house needed a thorough cleaning. Why were there so many cockroaches? Would they turn into pheromones if she kept them?

That seems pretty good too~

And just as Lin Xuan finished speaking, Zhong Ming sent out his first Pokémon, Lucario.

"Lucario, the legendary Aura Pokémon, is said to only be recognized by him as his trainer. As for his opponent's Pokémon—Farfetch'd! It's also a very rare Pokémon. Look at the green onion in his hand, it would be so... oh no, so majestic if used to make soup!"

Are you interested in green onion duck?

Farfetch'd, a famous ingredient in Pokémon...

So, is that scallion in his hand... really edible?

“Although the Farfetch’d here doesn’t have an evolved form, the Farfetch’d near Daying has undergone a genetic mutation and can evolve into the stronger Farfetch’d. I suppose they were forced into it,” Lin Xuan said.

[Scallion pancake? What a strange name!]

[...It sounds delicious!]

[Scallion Soldiers! Not scallion pancakes!]

"As you can see, Zhong Mingyi's Lucario looks full of energy and spirit, and it looks like it can win the championship." This is not Lin Xuan exaggerating, but Zhong Mingyi's Lucario and his opponent's Farfetch'd have different auras.

This Farfetch'd is clearly quite strong, but everything is relative. If Lucario's aura is like that of a seasoned warrior, then compared to him, this Farfetch'd is like... emergency rations?

Farfetch'd isn't the only delicious Pokémon in the Pokémon world, but it's truly unique in that it comes with its own seasoning, which explains why it almost got eaten to extinction.

"The match begins. Farfetch'd seems to be planning to use Swords Dance, as it seems to have a slight chance of winning against Lucario. Lucario, on the other hand, immediately uses Extreme Speed ​​to charge forward and unleashes a Power-Up Punch. While the Power-Up Punch's power is relatively low, its advantage lies in continuously boosting its attack. Now, let's wait for Lucario's next punch..."

Before Lin Xuan could finish speaking, Lucario punched Farfetch'd, knocking it to the ground with almost no ability to resist, and then... lost its ability to battle!

"Alright, our green onion duck may not be around any longer. Please welcome the next victim."

Wow, is Xiao Zhong really that good?

[Why do you think Xiao Zhong is a favorite to win this competition?]

[Xiao Zhong: I originally wanted to interact with you all as an ordinary person, but instead I've been met with estrangement. I'm not pretending anymore, I'm laying my cards on the table!]

I initially thought contestant Xiao Zhong was a comedian...

Unlike Venusaur, which he had just caught, this Lucario was one of his ace Pokémon. So, after witnessing Cheese Egg's three-in-a-row victory, Lin Xuan and his friends saw Lucario take down one of their opponents with a single punch.

"It's boring, really boring! There's no entertainment value at all! Sigh!" Lin Xuan sighed as she watched Zhong Mingyi quickly finish clearing the area.

"Why don't we go to the dance section and watch the female streamers dance?"

"Thanks to Kirino for the SC - [Can I see Mimikyu-sensei dance?] No, if you want to see her dance, I'll have Xiaozhong dance for you tomorrow."

While these kinds of one-versus-three matches may seem impressive, they can get boring after a while, since they're essentially just—

Charge in—throw a punch—and you win!

Without any entertainment value, Lin Xuan commented that it would be better to watch female anchors wiggle their hips, as that would allow him to offer more commentary.

The following matches were relatively uneventful, but they were also fairly evenly matched. As for player Xiao Zhong, he didn't show up after the match. Although he was banned from the live stream, he usually likes to chat in the group, so he probably went to rest.

After finishing her commentary on the match, Lin Xuan must have slept too long at noon because she wasn't sleepy at all. After setting up the scheduled upload for tomorrow's video, she went out to find the two kids to play games with.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Ah! My weekend!

On Sunday morning, Lin Xuan sighed at the sky on campus. He had originally planned to have a good rest today, but his counselor called him to the school to give him a reward for the previous freshman competition.

Including yesterday when Dr. Sun Siming took her away, Lin Xuan's weekend can be described as quite "fulfilling".

Eevee was still asleep in its Poké Ball, probably because it was only recently born and was quite sleepy... But seriously, is it possible for a newborn to be so good at video games?

Lin Xuan recalled the scene last night when he was targeted by Xiao Dian and Yi Bu while playing the game. If the game hadn't been non-refundable, Lin Xuan would have immediately initiated a refund request.

When Lin Xuan arrived at Song Yi's office, she found that Song Yi was already waiting for her. Lin Xuan went up and knocked on the door.

"Come in."

"So, is there anything else you wanted to ask me to come over for?" Lin Xuan asked directly. After all, if it was just for the reward from the previous freshman competition, he could have just given it to him at a later time. There was no need to make a special trip over today, since counselors aren't just idle on weekends.

"Ahem, actually there's something small I need to discuss with you. Wait, let me give you the prizes first."

As she spoke, Song Yi took out a voucher from the drawer, which was the reward for the tree fruit package that had been mentioned before.

"Dandan!" The little dot on Lin Xuan's shoulder took the prize ticket directly, and then flew around Lin Xuan's head several times.

"What about... that little thing?"

Although Song Yi said that, Lin Xuan didn't think it was a small matter at all, and he also had a strange sense of foreboding... Could it be that he was being asked to do chores again?

"You take a look at this first."

As she spoke, Song Yi took out a poster-like object and handed it to Lin Xuan, who recognized it at first glance.

Isn't this the same match I saw during yesterday's commentary?