Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

“Wasn’t that what I commanded?” Lin Xuan said matter-of-factly.

However, Lin Xuan ultimately chose a restaurant where she could dine with Pokémon. In addition to regular food, the restaurant also offered some dishes that suited the tastes of special Pokémon.

Then Lin Xuan remembered that he still had a fruit voucher that he hadn't used. He had to find an opportunity to let Xiao Dian go and get it back, otherwise his freshman competition would have been for nothing.

After eating and drinking their fill, Xiao Dian and Yi Bu disappeared the moment they entered the house. They had seemed too full to walk and wanted to cling to Lin Xuan, but they ran straight to the game console as soon as they entered. Lin Xuan then went to the room to prepare for the live stream.

But as soon as Lin Xuan opened Bilibili, she discovered something amazing.

Besides checking private messages and her own video data, Lin Xuan logs into Bilibili every day to browse the feed, see if her favorite content creators have updated, and check if there are any trending videos that interest her, all to pass the time.

Then when he clicked on the trending topics today, he found... Damn it, why is it my picture again?

It's still that same photo of Lin Xuan spontaneously holding Eevee in front of the camera above her head, with Eevee striking a "dragon roar" pose.

Even the video title is:

[Shocking! A mysterious player said these words to reporters in the arena!]

Lin Xuan: ...

You're from UC, right? With your skill level, why would UC let you go?

Lin Xuan took out an oxygen cylinder from a corner. It was originally prepared for today's competition, but there was a possibility that it would be used in advance, so she decided to leave it there for now.

The video content is also very simple. It shows Lin Xuan calmly telling reporters who looked bewildered at the entrance of the arena that her daughter is going to have a second child.

It seems that by riding on the popularity of Lin Xuan's video yesterday, coupled with this somewhat sinister excuse, Lin Xuan has become popular again.

Moreover, this wasn't filmed from a reporter's perspective; it seems a netizen accidentally took the picture and posted it online.

As for Lin Xuan's reaction after reading it, it was—

Damn! If he had known this kind of video would go viral, he should have had Xiao Dian carry a phone with him to film it and post it himself!

Looking at the view count and trending status in the lower left corner, Lin Xuan felt like she had lost a fortune.

For a while, Shinobu thinks more and more angry, and takes a step back and thinks more and more losses.

Lin Xuan glanced at the time and realized it was almost time, so she decided to start the live stream a few minutes early.

As soon as the live stream started, a large number of refugees quickly flooded in.

Wow, so early today?

[They don't even clock in for work, what a rip-off!]

[Just kidding, isn't Teacher Mimiqiu the civil servant of the live streaming world? He never works overtime! He never goes live before the scheduled time!]

"Thank you for the little flower from [Did Xiaodian have her second child today?], thank you so much!"

Lin Xuan didn't notice it at first, but then she noticed the nickname and shouted it out to the living room outside.

"Take it easy! Someone's pressuring you to have a second child!"

"Dandan!"

[Ban him!]

Little Dot seems to be playing a game with Ibrahimovic at a crucial moment right now, otherwise he would have just done what he did yesterday and given this guy who spread rumors about him a ban.

[The boss is confused! ]

[He backstabbed his boss in the back]

"It's none of my business, it was Xiaodian who said it."

Lin Xuan decisively distanced herself from Xiao Dian, then opened the official live stream to prepare to begin her commentary.

Fortunately, most of the players who made disastrous plays yesterday have been eliminated, and most of today's players performed relatively normally. As for why it's "most" rather than "all"...

"The Spinner's trait might be that it's contrarian! You use a Venom Trap on it, oh my god!"

boom!

Originally, Muk had already poisoned Spinda, and with its own Slap and Sludge attacks, as long as it could hold out, it would likely win the match, since Spinda had no way to deal with Muk in a short time.

At the crucial moment, Muk used a Poison Trap on Spinda, which boosted Spinda's Attack, Special Attack, and Speed. Muk then countered with two attacks and took Spinda out.

After defeating Muk, Spinny himself also collapsed, and according to the rules, Spinny won.

"I didn't expect the last show today to give me such a surprise. It's a perfect ending..."

Then, with a calm expression, he took out the oxygen tank next to him and took a breath.

"Phew~ Luckily I was prepared!"

Chapter 91 Watch Me, the One-Ball Superman!

"It's so useful!"

After feeling refreshed, Lin Xuan tossed the thing aside. She had heard that this stuff shouldn't be inhaled every day, as it could be addictive. Then, Lin Xuan saw someone in the live chat asking what it was.

"Stupidity-inducing spray".

Then Lin Xuan took out an oxygen cylinder and blew it a few times in front of the computer.

"Every viewer in the live stream needs to be treated with a 'stupidity-inducing spray'."

[So, is this how Xiao Zhong became so stupid?]

The truth has been revealed.

No wonder I keep getting scammed by SC in the live streams, and I still enjoy it.

【Reported! Reported! 】

"Thanks to Zhong Mingyi for being such a handsome guy—[No wonder I inexplicably sent so many gifts!], no, your silliness is innate, it has nothing to do with me."

"Whoever says they'll report me, I'll send them a shot!"

Lin Xuan smacked it a few more times, finding it quite fun, but eventually put it in the corner.

"Thanks to A Certain Scientific Railgun Eternal SC -- [MimiKyu-sensei, could you please provide commentary on the mysterious player's match?]"

【+1】

Have you guys seen that video? I'm dying of laughter!

[So, is Ms. Mimikyu having a second child?]

"Commentary is fine, but not now. The civil servants are about to leave work. I'll post a video later." Lin Xuan glanced at the time displayed on her phone.

"Three, two, one! Brothers, it's time to go home. See you tomorrow!"

Lin Xuan ended the broadcast at 4 o'clock without leaving a second.

The main reason is that I just promised to take him to that abandoned factory to check out the environment after the broadcast. It's not close to Lin Xuan's neighborhood, and it takes more than ten minutes to get there by car.

However, since Xiaodian can fly, it would probably only take him a few minutes to get there alone, which is quite convenient.

"If any wild Pokémon appear later, remember to go back into your Poké Ball!"

Standing at the factory gate, Lin Xuan instructed the little Eevee in his arms. The little guy insisted on staying outside and exploring with Lin Xuan and the others, and they couldn't stop him no matter what they did.

"Bui!" (￣▽￣)

Ibrahimovic nodded obediently, then looked past the gate into the factory.

Although the old outer wall is still standing, most of the plaster has peeled off, revealing a strong sense of the times. It is indeed a place that is older than Lin Xuan.

There are actually quite a few similar places even in cities, after all, this is a world where humans and Pokémon coexist.

Many buildings that have been uninhabited for a long time will be occupied by elves, and some elves will even transform the surrounding environment to suit their own living conditions.

For example, if this abandoned factory is mainly inhabited by Grass-type Pokémon, Lin Xuan would not see a wasteland, but rather a field of weeds. If it is mainly inhabited by Grimer, there would be a strong, pungent odor.

If this happens, unless the presence of these Pokémon affects the surrounding residents, or the land has important uses that need to be developed, it will be handed over to the Pokémon that occupy the area by default.

Even in areas that must be developed, most people will choose to settle the Pokémon inside first before taking action. Although some unscrupulous companies are unwilling to spend this time and effort and choose to directly hire powerful trainers to drive away or even kill these Pokémon, these are all acts that violate the laws of this world.

The relationship between humans and Pokémon has never been one of enslavement; these places are actually meant to provide a habitat for wild Pokémon.

Perhaps it is because of these places that there are so many urban legends in the world, and some areas have even become adventure destinations.

But the place Lin Xuan came to today was obviously not like that. At most, it was inhabited by a few wild Pidgeys and Rattatas, which were nothing to be afraid of.

However, just in case, Lin Xuan also brought a few Poké Balls. It wasn't because he wanted to catch Pokémon, but because if he really encountered a Pokémon he couldn't beat, he could just throw a ball at it like Gouhao did, and maybe catch it.

Today, Lin Xuan will also be a superhero!

"Be careful, some elves might run out in a bit."

Lin Xuan cautiously walked to a large open space in front of the building. It was mostly barren, without a single hair. Lin Xuan squatted down to examine it.

"This place shouldn't be this 'desolate' in theory. It must be because of the presence of a Poison-type Pokémon that the plants here can't grow," Lin Xuan said, looking up at the withered tree not far away.

The soil here isn't too bad; it's probably turned into this state because of some Pokémon.

Muk can secrete a toxic liquid, especially wild Muk, which has no control over its own toxins and will spread them from time to time. Basically, wherever Muk has lived, you won't see any vegetation for two or three years without special treatment.

On the contrary, Alola Muk, although it looks more dangerous due to its colorful appearance, has a very gentle and friendly personality. It will only go berserk if it is not fed for a long time. As for the toxins it produces, most of them are deposited in its body and provide energy through chemical reactions.

A small amount may spread out due to the falling crystals, but compared to regular slime, it is still very easy to handle.

"But there's no foul smell here. Could it be a gas bomb?" Lin Xuan wondered.