My outrageous life in Honkai Impact 3

"When we were in Changkong City, the food you cooked made me go to the hospital twice to have my stomach pumped."

Looking at Kiana, Luo Chen recalled his past self and wished he could slap himself twice.

"Why did I agree to let you into the kitchen that time?"

"Um, this..."

Kiana smiled awkwardly, then was gently pushed away by Luo Chen.

"Alright, Miss. I'll take care of the cooking. You go play games with Bronya."

"Ok."

After Kiana went to play games with Bronya, Luo Chen entered the kitchen and saw Mei and Fu Hua preparing ingredients. He asked Mei...

"Mei, do you have any extra aprons?"

"here."

Mei took a new one from the cupboard and handed it to Luo Chen.

"The dean said he would invite you more often in the future, so he asked me to prepare a new one for you in advance."

"They really think I'm a cook."

Luo Chen took the apron with a wry smile and walked to the refrigerator to think about what to do.

"What are you going to do today?"

Seeing Luo Chen's insincere words, Mei smiled faintly and asked him.

"I promised Kiana I'd cook a big meal."

Luo Chen responded by taking a piece of tofu from the refrigerator: "Let me think... I'll make a few different cuisines."

"That's it, I understand."

Mei nodded, placed the chopped vegetables on a plate, took the tofu, cut it up, and set it aside.

"Squad leader, are you eternally youthful?"

Luo Chen noticed that Fu Hua was holding a jar and asked curiously.

"Ah."

Fu Hua nodded, placed the jar on the table, and looked at Luo Chen: "This jar is already pickled, so I took it out."

"Perfect, I can use it."

"Yeah, that's good."

Fu Hua smiled and handed the jar to Luo Chen, then began preparing the other ingredients.

"Hey Yuno, did you see that? The class president actually smiled!"

Lilith, sitting on the sofa, looked at Fu Hua in the kitchen with some disbelief.

"is it?"

Yuno looked away from the photo album in her hand, stopped giggling, and looked at the kitchen, equally shocked: "Yeah! I rarely see the class president smile."

"Right, right?" Lilith moved closer to Yuno and inadvertently noticed the photo album in Yuno's hand. Looking at the contents, Lilith said, "Hey Yuno, what are you looking at!"

As she spoke, Lilith snatched the photo album from Yuno's hand, causing Yuno to panic instantly.

"give me back!"

Yuno blushed and reached out to snatch it, while Lilith held the photo album in one hand and braced herself against Yuno with the other, taking advantage of Yuno's reluctance to shout, and said smugly, "Hey Yuno, where did you get all these photos of Luo Chen?"

"Give it back to me!"

Yuno panicked and started waving her hands wildly in the air, repeatedly waving them at Lilith.

"You don't want Luo Chen to know that you've been keeping his photos, do you?"

Upon hearing this, Yuno deflated, looking at Lilith with a resentful expression, without saying a word.

"Alright, stop looking like you're going to eat me alive."

Lilith snuggled closer, placed the magazine on her lap, and said to Yuno, "Good things should be shared. Aren't we sisters?"

"Ok."

Seeing that Lilith had no intention of telling anyone, Yuno stopped and watched it with her.

"Where did you get so many photos?"

Lilith looked at the photos with curiosity, pointed to one of them and said, "This one doesn't seem to be from St. Freya, does it?"

“Yes.” Yuno nodded: “Some of them were taken when we were in Changkong City. Some were taken at the academy.”

“I see…” Lilith tilted her head and grinned mischievously. “Yuno, I have an idea.”

"what?"

Seeing Lilith's expression, Yuno knew something bad was going to happen, so she quickly snatched the photo album, held it in her arms, and looked at her warily.

"Don't be so nervous." Lilith leaned closer and said gently, "Yuno, look, if we print a few more copies of the photo album you have and then secretly sell them in the academy, don't you think we could make a lot of money!"

"You're obsessed with money."

Yuno rolled her eyes at her and hugged the photo album even tighter, as if afraid that Lilith would snatch it away.

"Impossible! How could you possibly use this to make money!"

Seeing that Yuno refused, Lilith didn't press the matter. She patted Yuno on the shoulder, jumped off the sofa, and walked to the dining table.

"Okay, it's time for dinner."

Luo Chen carried the last dish out of the kitchen, greeted everyone, and then said to Kiana, "Kiana, go and call the headmaster and Teacher Himeko."

"Ok!"

Seeing the table full of food, Kiana couldn't wait any longer. She rushed upstairs, shouted inside, and then ran back down to sit in a chair.

"Is it really necessary, Kiana?"

Himeko rubbed her messy hair as she came down from the second floor, looked at the dining table and said with a smile, "No wonder Kiana was in such a hurry, so that's why."

"Himeko-sensei, did you just wake up?"

"What else?" Himeko replied to Luo Chen, yawning as she did so. She went to the kitchen, took out a beer from the refrigerator, took a big gulp, and let out a long sigh.

"Awesome! Ice-cold beer is definitely the best!"

"Himeko-sensei, drinking beer right after waking up is bad for your health."

Fu Hua watched Himeko's actions and offered a reminder from the side.

"Who cares, as long as I feel comfortable."

Himeko sat down in the chair without any regard for her image, took another sip of her drink, and said to everyone, "You should all sit down too."

"Himeko, drink less. Drinking too much is bad for your health."

Theresa appeared behind Himeko without her noticing, frowned slightly, and said to Himeko.

"It's alright, Theresa. I know my own body best."

Himeko waved her hand, indicating that she was alright. Theresa could only sigh.

'So, it seems we're about to go to the Nine Netherworlds.'

Luo Chen sat in the chair, lost in thought. He looked up at Theresa.

“Aunt Theresa, aren’t you going to say something? After all, it’s a celebration party.”

After Luo Chen said that, everyone else nodded and looked at Theresa.

"Then let me say a few words." Seeing the expectant looks on everyone's faces, Theresa couldn't refuse, so she stood up and looked around at them: "As the headmaster, I am very satisfied with this practical exercise. After all, everyone's performance over the past few days has been excellent. Therefore, I hope that everyone will continue to act as they have now, fighting against the Honkai for yourselves and for everyone's home!"

As soon as she finished speaking, enthusiastic applause erupted in the room. Theresa then addressed the group, saying, "Alright, let's eat. Kiana can't wait."

"Who says I can't wait? I'm not that greedy!"

"Then I'll eat first."

"Wait a minute! You stinky Luo Chen! I was the one who had my eye on that piece of meat first!"

"Hahaha……"

In a cheerful atmosphere, everyone finished off the food on the table and started playing around together.

"Idiot Kiana, this is Bronya's 103rd victory."

Bronya put down the controller, looked at Kiana, and her eyes were full of smugness.

"Damn it! One more round! I refuse to believe it!"

Kiana, holding the controller, looked at Bronya and declared war on her: "I will definitely beat you, you little brat."

"There's no way a Paramecium can beat Bronya. So Bronya accepts your challenge."

Luo Chen sat on the sofa, watching the two who were neither willing to concede to the other, and smiled slightly.

How long can this kind of life last?

Thinking about the plot to come, Luo Chen felt a heavy burden on his shoulders and a sense of unease.