Uncle here isn't your average office worker!

Uncle here isn't your average office worker!

Author: Sandao

Introduction:

Having transmigrated into one of the Azure Gold Leaders of the Kazimierz Unarmored Alliance, Roy, looking at the module system in his hand that allows him to switch between different modules simply by working, decides that from today onwards, he is determined to become the strongest worker in Kazimierz!

But is my module a bit too abstract?

Loading the [Jesston] module, Roy looked at the fateful bench and sneered, "Hmph, bench reader, day and night cutter, I've always had a little doubt about your strength."

Loading the [Bounty Hunter A] mod, Roy looked at Skadi and said, "It's nothing more than splitting a mountain in two with one sword. If that's all you've got, you're not even a match for me, who punched through Lentinium."

Loading the [Stranger] module, Roy raised his hand to summon rolling thunder, which converged into a single arrow, wiping out all enemies in front of him. He then instructed Hinterlea, "Watch closely, Little Platinum. I'll only teach you once: this is how assassins operate!"

Although the mods are weird, I'm not your average office worker!

Volume 1: Chapter 1 To be a boss, you first need to know how to make promises!

In the dimly lit streets of Kazimir, against the dazzling light of the neon signs, a handsome man with shoulder-length black hair and a face full of remorse looked pained as he earnestly tried to persuade the young girl who was throwing a tantrum:

"Little Platinum, listen to me, don't be angry. Let me tell you the truth. Don't be fooled by how busy you are all day long, like a clumsy beast. Actually, I'm grooming you to be a leader."

"Think about it, we've been working at Qingjin for so many years. Monique's position wasn't even held by her a few years ago. Why was she replaced? It's because we found a good prospect, and my old buddy retired with honor."

Roy's tone was extremely sincere, and every word seemed to come from the bottom of his heart. Even Hinterlea, who had been standing with her arms crossed and her head turned away, couldn't help but turn her head back.

Seeing her expression, Roy's heart leaped with joy, immediately realizing there was a chance. He quickly suppressed his excitement, frowned, pursed his lips, frowned, and sighed – a series of exasperated gestures executed in one smooth motion – before shaking his head heavily.

“Sigh, I was thinking that after so many years in this position, it was time to retire. I finally found a promising talent, good skills, good looks, clearly worthy of being called a lapis lazuli, so I allocated a lot of resources to nurture him. But I never expected…” Roy paused, his gaze shifting slightly to Hinterlea’s shocked and moved expression, and her slightly parted lips as if she wanted to say something. Knowing the time was right, he said, “Since you really don’t want to work, Platinum, I won’t force you. I’ve taken the liberty of giving you a day off today. You can go now; I’ll find someone else to handle this…”

"do not want!"

As expected, Hintra exclaimed in surprise. Facing Roy's astonished gaze, she stepped forward, placed her hand on her chest, and, with an air of unwavering resolve, firmly stated:

"I do!"

Roy smiled and shook his head again, feigning indifference: "No, you should go and rest. You've worked for a full thirty days this month. Thinking about it, I was indeed too hasty. It wasn't good for you. I'll arrange for someone else to handle this."

Upon hearing this, Hinterlea panicked. Why would she leave the arena of knightly competitions and join the Unarmored Alliance, which was at odds with the knightly competitions? Besides the higher salary offered here, wasn't it because she would be "more valued" here?

Her days as a competitive knight were not long ago; everything she experienced back then was still vivid in her mind. From the hopeful expectation of making a name for herself in competitions with her good looks and excellent bow skills, to being forced to participate in match-fixing under the manipulation and coercion of capital, and finally, disheartened and self-destructive, becoming an ordinary knight who was ignored by everyone, had no fans, no status, and no reputation, spending her days in a dark little room, living a mundane and boring life. Was that the life she wanted?

Of course not, Hintelia still has dreams! Otherwise, why would she give up her job as a competitive knight who only needed to obey and lie down and was not in much danger, and accept Roy's invitation to join the Armorless Alliance, which was a life-or-death struggle?

Although life after joining the Unarmored Alliance was not quite what she had expected, hadn't the blue-haired man in front of her, her guide, her master, and the Blue Gold Grand Master of the Unarmored Alliance, second only to Xuan Tie, already told her the reason?

Helping with assassinations is to hone assassination skills; helping to train new recruits is to cultivate organizational abilities; helping with handovers is to expand one's network of contacts; helping to serve water, pour tea, and make coffee... well... it must also be to improve some other abilities.

Roy won't make me do anything unnecessary!

He wanted to cultivate himself, which is why he deliberately arranged more complicated and troublesome things for himself!

This feeling of being valued is exactly what she wants, not to mention that Roy is a Blue Gold Grandmaster, the undisputed second-in-command of the Unarmored Alliance. Need I say more about the hints he gives her?

Upon hearing Roy say that he would delegate the task to someone else, Hinterlea felt as if the Azure King, who was right in front of her, had grown wings and flown away. The feeling was indescribably heartbreaking!

No, no, we can't let that happen!

A fighting spirit seemed to ignite in Hinterlea's eyes. She reached out and grabbed Roy's arm, who was turning to leave. Under his questioning gaze, she spoke slowly and deliberately, through gritted teeth:

"Please give me all the work! No matter how much it is, no matter how long it takes, no matter if there's any pay, I'll do it! Please rest assured and entrust it to me!"

“But aren’t you tired?” Roy asked.

"Tired?" Platinum pursed her lips, forcing a bright smile with all her might, and denied it, "How could I be tired? Work makes me happy!"

A smile finally appeared on Roy's face. He nodded with satisfaction and solemnity, took an envelope from his pocket, and handed it to Hinterlea, saying:

"Then it's up to you, Little Platinum."

Hinterlea took the envelope.

.......

Kavaleriaki, the largest city in Kazimierz, is not only the current capital of Kazimierz, but also the city of knightly arenas renowned throughout Terra.

The brightly lit streets, the dazzling buildings, and the billboards that flash constantly throughout the city create a spectacular cyberpunk cityscape.

When Roy first found himself in it, he thought he had traveled to Cyberpunk 2077 instead of Arknights.

That's right, Roy, the current Azure King of the Unarmored Alliance and the undisputed second-in-command of the dark side of Kazimierz, is a transmigrator.

Being a time traveler isn't necessarily a bad thing. In his previous life, Roy was just a carefree, solitary office worker. Although he suddenly found himself in a different world, he was still living the life of an office worker. In theory, there wasn't much difference.

However, once he figured out what the so-called Alliance Without Armor and the Azure Gold Position really meant, the position became somewhat terrifying to him.

I never killed a chicken with my own hands in my previous life. Now that I've transmigrated, I'm being asked to play Assassin's Creed. Isn't that a bit too much to ask?

Moreover, this isn't your average Assassin's Creed; this is a truly modern world, complete with cars, guns, cannons, and even magic known as Originium Arts! And what does Roy have?

Looking at the broken bow in his hand, Roy felt as if he had become the protagonist of a famous Paradox Interactive internet meme: This is infantry, this is the front line, right-click the mouse to launch an attack, okay, you've learned it, now use Poland to push the German devils into the sea!

Concubines can't do it!

But work isn't something that can be solved with a simple "I can't do it." As a member of the second level of the Unarmored Alliance, Roy knew all too well how terrifying the three "Mysterious Iron" BOSSes above him were. If he failed the mission, the consequence would be certain dismissal. And as a high-ranking member of the Unarmored Alliance who knew many secrets, this dismissal was something to consider.

At least Roy has not yet met his former junior colleague who was "retired".

Fortunately, although his own abilities were insufficient to complete the mission, as a transmigrator who had experienced the ups and downs of the workplace and knew the rules of slacking off, Roy could find another way—if he couldn't complete it himself, he could ask his subordinates to help. He had also played the game Arknights for a while, and when it came to reliable people in Kazimierz, he did know a thing or two.

The first to be considered is the Nearl family, but they are a noble knightly family, though fallen, still highly respected and renowned. It's impossible for them to condescend to join the Unarmored Alliance as his subordinates. Next are the Three Little Squirrels—no, the Red Pine Knights—but they are infected. Roy doesn't yet know if he, as a transmigrator, has any resistance to Oripathy, so for safety's sake, he can only pass on them for now. That leaves only Miss Gravel and Miss Platinum.

Gravel was originally a contract slave, which should theoretically make her the easiest and most loyal person to win over. However, the problem is that she joined the Conqueror Knights, and Roy couldn't find her at all. Platinum, on the other hand, is different. According to the story, she became a gladiator knight after arriving in Kavaleria. Roy paid a little attention and, unsurprisingly, easily found the then down-and-out Miss Hinterlea.

After successfully intercepting Old Platinum and preemptively luring Miss Heartlea into the Unarmored Alliance, her mission can be considered to have been completed with someone's help.

Although he felt a little bad for Miss Platinum, Roy had no choice but to temporarily make her a tool for the mission in order to save his own life.

Sitting in a quiet corner of a deserted bar, Roy picked up his glass and, while thanking Miss Platinum for her selfless help, took a big gulp of his drink. Unfortunately, before he could even taste the juice, a cold female voice came from beside him:

"You dare to drink during work hours? You're really bold."

Upon hearing this, Roy put down his glass, looked at the blue-haired woman sitting opposite him, gave her a friendly smile, waved his hand, and explained, "Juice, don't be nervous, Monique, it's juice. I ordered you one too, to quench your thirst?"

Another newly promoted Azure Gold Master, and Roy's partner, Monique, looked at Roy suspiciously, then asked with a mixture of helplessness and pity, "You're here, did you just dump the task on that newbie again? I've never seen a senior bully a newbie like this."

Roy: "This is training her. I believe it won't be long before the boss promotes her."

Promotion? Where to promote him? Monique thought to herself. Roy kept calling that newbie "Little Platinum," but everyone knew that the Platinum position in the Unarmored Alliance was already filled. The old Platinum was quite capable and experienced; barring any unforeseen circumstances, the boss wouldn't change him.

Roy is just making empty promises to newcomers. What a despicable capitalist! He's practically polluting the assassin profession!

Ignoring Roy's serious yet nonsensical smile, Monique hesitated for a moment before picking up the juice Roy had ordered for him and taking two gulps.

"Apple, that's quite tasteful," Monique said in surprise, praising softly.

Roy remained calm and collected. He was a seasoned veteran who had thoroughly investigated this little kitten from Victoria. He knew everything about her, from her tastes and preferences to her clothing style and what she was wearing that day.

Don't get me wrong, getting to know each other is the first step to building good relationships with colleagues.

"Oh, by the way, Roy, the higher-ups said there's a mission tonight, and they want the two of us to go together. Do you have any ideas?" Perhaps because of the apple juice, Monique was in a better mood and took the initiative to ask.

“What clues could I possibly have?” Roy shrugged, feigning ignorance, and guessed, “But don’t you think we’ve had a lot more missions lately, and we haven’t seen Hemlock in quite a while?”

“Hemlock?” Monique was startled; that was the name of the current Platinum-ranked ruler.

Speaking of which, Roy and her team have been quite busy lately. Thinking about it carefully, there are indeed many tasks that don't quite reach the point of "requiring Lapis Lazuli's intervention."

Could it be...?

Before Monique could think further, Roy's anonymous phone rang across the table.

Monique watched as Roy took out his phone, skillfully dialed the number, exchanged a series of greetings and pleasantries, and finally hung up the phone just like an ordinary office worker who had unexpectedly received a call from an old friend.

However, when Roy cast that cold look at Monique after hanging up the phone, the former Victorian reserve soldier, now a newly promoted Blue Gold Sergeant, felt a chill run down her spine.

"Former Platinum-level executive, Hemlock, has been fired for having an office romance."

Roy, as if joking, pronounced the verdict with a broad smile.

"The boss asked us to deliver his termination notice."

P.S.: New author, new book, please be kind, and please add to your favorites and vote!

Volume 1: Chapter 2 My Module System Is a Little Off

As the second-in-command of the Unarmored Alliance, second only to Xuan Tie Dawei, Roy and Monique were extremely familiar with the "code words" within the Unarmored Alliance.

The so-called issuance of termination notices is definitely not as peaceful and simple as it seems on the surface. At its core, it's almost like distributing tanks one by one—it represents the "extreme dissatisfaction" of the three high-ranking officials above Roy with the current situation and those responsible. To maintain a positive corporate atmosphere, create a high-quality working environment, and attract more naive—no, more like promising young people—to submit their resumes, such pollutants of the employment environment are usually dealt with by their superiors.

Given Hemlock's special status as a former Platinum High Priest, and since Xuan Tie was too lazy to do it himself, it was only natural that Roy and Monique, who were Azure Gold Priests, would have to do it for him.

Victoria Felin, who was highly sought after in the Unarmored Alliance, had her mouth slightly agape, clearly in a state of astonishment.

After successfully ascending to the rank of Lapis Lazuli, Monique had fantasized more than once about what her first "Lapis Lazuli-appropriate" mission would be.

Is it to assassinate the Radiant Knight Nearl, who offended many business association bosses and was exiled from Kazimierz, or to assassinate the Blood Knight, who is currently riding high and about to enter the finals, or even go further and use the sword of the Grand Knight Russell of the Overwatch Council to adorn the face of his Lapis Lazuli?

The selection criteria for the Platinum rank are the ability to assassinate any regular knight target within Kazimierz, while the Lapis Lazuli rank is even higher. This city of steel and concrete is nothing less than a hunting ground with towering trees for them. They are the hunters, and everyone else is the prey.

But she never expected that the first task she was given would not be about fighting external enemies, but about pacifying internal ones—the White Gold position in the anti-revolutionary organization!

However, after calming down, she didn't think it was a bad thing. Monique thought to herself, she hadn't been a member of the Unarmored Alliance for long, only becoming a Blue Gold leader a month ago. An outsider from Victoria suddenly appearing and taking the Blue Gold position was probably not good news for that old Platinum leader. Even if Monique did nothing, given the harsh work environment in Casimir, she would inevitably face many obstacles in the future. This purge was actually an opportunity for her. For her, a Blue Gold leader, to personally dismiss that Platinum leader was a perfect chance to prove her strength.

Monique thought to herself, but to perfectly complete her mission of establishing her authority, she still had to overcome one obstacle!