Starry Sky Railway: Start with some fireworks and have some fun

"Qingque, let's start the question!"

"Okay, here's the question: What do I like to do when I'm slacking off?"

"Strike the Jade Emperor's Palace!" ×2

The two answered together, and Qingque paused for a moment, "This question is too easy, let's try again!"

"Besides playing cards, what do I like to do most in my spare time?"

"Reading leisure books at work!" ×2

Qingque paused for a moment, then said in disbelief.

What are the three elements to make me happy at work?

"No initiative, no refusal, no responsibility!" ×2

The two of them spoke in unison, making Qingque tremble all over. Admitting to slacking off in front of his boss, there are probably very few employees in the entire universe who could do that!

"Lord Fu Xuan loves the medicinal tea brewed by the Dragon Girl the most. May I ask what are the special features of this medicinal tea?"

"Add lots of sugar!" ×2

"What is Lord Fu Xuan most looking forward to?"

"We hope the general will voluntarily step down and become the new general of the Luofu Immortal Ship!" ×2

At this point, Fu Xuan's cheeks flushed slightly. Qing Que, that guy, really asks about everything.

Qingque was somewhat skeptical and asked five or six more questions in one go. However, both of them answered them correctly with ease. Not only was Fu Xuan secretly surprised, but Qingque herself was also completely disheartened.

"Everyone, just kill me! It's so hard to tell the two Lord Fu Xuans apart! Why does the fake Lord Fu Xuan know just as much as the real Lord Fu Xuan?!"

The train crew was completely baffled. Even the little diviner beside Fu Xuan couldn't tell the difference. Now, they could only ask General Jing Yuan to identify it.

"How could this fake diviner know so much?"

Xing was puzzled by March 7th's question, but Walter frowned and said, "Could it be that he is also a diviner and can find the answer to this question through divination?"

However, at that moment, Qingque seemed to realize something and asked one last question.

"I slept with the Grand Diviner the night before last, so Lord Fu Xuan must know the answer to this question. May I ask, what color was the underwear I wore the night before last?"

Fu Xuan was slightly taken aback and was momentarily speechless, while Qing Lan spoke easily.

"White!"

Fu Xuan looked at Qing Lan in surprise. No, she could guess that correctly. Seeing that Fu Xuan did not answer the question, Qing Lan felt something was wrong. However, Qing Que immediately jumped up excitedly.

"Quick, this is fake. I didn't stay with Lord Fu Xuan at all the day before yesterday."

In an instant, Fu Xuan retreated to the side of the train crew to prevent this guy from causing any more trouble and confusing them. Xing, March 7, Walter, and Fu Xuan had already surrounded Qing Lan.

Seeing that her identity had been exposed, Qinglan couldn't help but smile slightly and speak in her original voice.

"I never expected this! I was actually outsmarted by a little girl. I thought the Luo Fu diviner really had a penchant for having junior diviners sleep with him!"

"Who exactly are you? What is your purpose in intruding on the immortal ship?"

"Purpose? My purpose is..."

"Look, a flying saucer!"

Immediately afterward, a familiar cloud of smoke swept in again. Even though everyone was experienced, when the smoke cleared, the fake Fu Xuan in front of them had still vanished without a trace.

Looking at the person walking out of the card room, Fu Xuan couldn't help but sigh, "He got away! What a troublesome fellow. But it seems I already know where he's from."

"Lord Diviner, who exactly is he?"

"This eccentric personality, and this attitude of never missing a chance to watch a show... I can conclude that he belongs to Chang Le Tianjun's subordinates, and is probably one of the Masked Fools! It's truly unexpected that even people of pleasure have come to the Immortal Ship. The Immortal Ship is really a hodgepodge these days!"

Meanwhile, somewhere on the fairy ship, Kafka was waiting for the train crew to arrive: ...

When she saw that the first thing to find her was a mascot, she looked slightly surprised.

Seeing that Di Ting had started to grab Kafka with its claws, indicating that it had captured this wicked woman, Kafka couldn't help but smile, and then deliberately patted Di Ting's head, "Just you little guy? Looks like Eriol's script has gone a bit off!"

Chapter 6 Sitting at home, trouble falls from the sky

Qinglan escaped the train crew and Fu Xuan's pursuit by disguising herself as a card player that could be found anywhere on the Immortal Ship. She wandered around for a while before finally transforming back into Sangbo's appearance.

"Ugh, what an embarrassment! After pretending for so many years, I was actually fooled by that little girl. If Hanabi finds out, she'll definitely laugh at me! By the way, what's this guy doing now?"

Qinglan slowly walked into Hanabi's room, hoping to see the expression on Hanabi's face after she was tricked by the Word of Power he had given her before he led her away, but he had just opened the door.

A clean, white foot made friendly, intimate contact with Qinglan's cheek, sending her flying backward. Huahuo didn't hold back and continued her attack.

"Honey, why do you look so uncomfortable? How about I, the lovely and gentle Firework, give you a shoulder massage to loosen up? Or how about a free back massage? Remember, it's free!"

Before Qinglan could refuse, Huahuo immediately flipped Qinglan over and then mercilessly stomped on Qinglan's back with her little feet.

"Wait, wait, fireworks! If you step on them again, you'll die! You'll die!"

"Heh, when you cast the Word of Power on me, you didn't consider my feelings at all! Three whole hours, you're really ruthless! Darling, since you like my feet so much, what's wrong with having some intimate contact with them! Hmm?"

As she spoke, Hanabi stomped her foot even harder. Qinglan was about to get up, but seeing Hanabi's flushed face, he didn't know what to say for a moment.

He couldn't stand being tickled and laughing for three hours straight. Oh well, Hanabi's little feet are soft anyway, so stepping on them won't hurt.

Fireworks seemed to have vented her anger, or perhaps she felt a little bored seeing that Qinglan didn't react at all, so she hopped onto the bed and crossed her legs.

"Hey, what did you do all day? You look like you came back looking a bit disheveled!"

"Don't even mention it, I got tricked by that little girl today. See? Relying on divination really doesn't work!"

"Fortune telling? Who have you become today?"

"The Grand Diviner of the Luofu Immortal Ship has a similar figure to yours! No, actually, she seems to be a bit thinner than you... Ouch!"

Hanabi kicked Aoran's leg and couldn't help but sigh softly.

"Dear Mr. Qinglan, don't you know that it's very impolite to comment on a girl's figure?"

Qinglan sighed helplessly, "Although Luofu Taibu is not tall, her skills are extremely strong. When I transformed into her, she tried more than once to use divination to find out where I came from. Fortunately, I used the Qiong Guan Array to interfere with her judgment to some extent, but she can still roughly guess what force I belong to."

Hanabi slowly got out of bed, then walked around Qinglan twice. "Oh dear, so you had a bad experience this time? You were actually seen through by a little girl. But that shouldn't be the case! If it were you, even if you were seen through, you wouldn't be in such a passive position!"

Hanabi stared intently at Aoran, who coughed and continued.

"After all, there were many people at the time, so running away was often the best option."

Hanabi stared intently at Aoran, feeling as if Aoran was holding back something from her.

However, Hanabi wasn't the type to pry into things. She was now fiddling with her slender fingers, calculating one by one.

"Not only Sambo, but you've also impersonated the Star Core Hunter and the Luo Fu Tabu. If you were to impersonate them a few more times, there probably wouldn't be many forces in the entire universe that you haven't offended. In a few decades, I'll probably see a group of forces chasing after you and hear your screams as you run away. Aha, just thinking about it is exciting."

Qinglan's lips twitched. "Don't worry, I might not be the only one being hunted down!"

"What do you mean?"

Qinglan coughed lightly a few times. "Didn't I say today... that I used to dress up as you?"

"Well, then what?"

"Actually... before returning to the Immortal Ship, I had been using your body to cause trouble almost all the time, and most of the forces I provoked were from the Interstellar Peace Company. I'm afraid... you've already been blacklisted by the company."

After hearing this, Hanabi's gloating expression gradually froze, and even her facial muscles began to twitch.

She was just sitting at home when trouble came knocking on her door. She used to be the one violating other people's portrait rights to make fun of them. But who would have thought that her own portrait rights would be violated one day?

"You're as awful as ever!"

Qinglan seemed to be giving up a bit, saying, "At least when I'm being hunted down in the future, I'll have someone by my side. Isn't that great? Neither of us will be lonely anymore."

"Ha, no wonder you don't have any friends. Only I can get along with your personality."

"Firework, didn't you hate playing games with friends the most? We've seen plenty of people who seem glamorous on the surface, but behind the scenes they do so many filthy things in the name of friendship."

The Celestial Ships are a bit more straightforward; they only care about killing abundant monsters and don't pay much attention to other things in the universe. But the Interstellar Peace Corporation... frankly, the word "dirty" doesn't even begin to describe it. But precisely because of that, when I exposed their dirty deeds... ah! The feeling of seeing them fall from the highest point was truly exhilarating!

As he spoke, Qinglan began to make extremely exaggerated gestures, after all, when it came to digging up dirt, no one was better than him.

Countless high-ranking executives of Interstellar Peace Company have been disgraced because of him; it's fair to say this guy has taken his perverse sense of humor to the extreme.

"You're getting all excited, so what? Whose dirty secrets are you planning to dig up on at the Immortal Ship? General Shence's? If you really manage to dig them up, then I'll have to admire you."

"General Jingyuan? That's impossible. I usually dig up dirt on their messy private lives, but Jingyuan is a complete old bachelor who has lived for hundreds of years and doesn't even have a wife. What am I supposed to dig up?"

In fact, Qinglan had always wanted to dig up dirt on Jingyuan, one of the Five Valiant Warriors of the Clouds, a Hunting Envoy, and a General of the Luofu Immortal Ship. If he were to be tarnished, the consequences would be enormous.

Unfortunately, Jing Yuan had no women around him, and he was fair and honest. Even an expert like him, who was good at digging up dirt, had no chance to get to him.

However, Hanabi ignored all of that. He turned over and stood up, then grabbed Qinglan's sleeve.

"Hey, I've been in Xianzhou for three days now. Come with me for a walk. By the way, don't look like Old Sambo. It's uncomfortable to look at. Be yourself. You're not exactly a celebrity in Xianzhou. Not that many people know you."

Qinglan sighed helplessly, "Why do you have to drag me along? I just got back and I'm so tired I'm exhausted and just want to sleep."

Seeing this, Hanabi immediately ran to Qinglan's side, tiptoed, and whispered in Qinglan's ear.

Hanabi's hot breath tickled Qinglan's ears, and Hanabi said something to Qinglan in a playful and somewhat cute tone that he couldn't refuse at all.

“If you disagree, I will transform into your appearance and attack the Shence General’s Mansion.”

"You have a truly black heart."