At first, Clara didn't quite understand what Mr. Schwarzlo meant by "play," but she suddenly realized it after Hanabi made such an extravagant request.
"Are you... trying to scare me?"
"Tch, you were seen through so quickly. But big robot, how did you figure it out?"
"Based on the analysis and interpretation of micro-expressions on the human face, there is absolutely no murderous intent in your eyes. On the contrary, there are many playful expressions. In human terms, this behavior is called—pranking!"
Schwarz mechanically stated his guess, and he was right. Hanabi did not intend to kill Clara; she simply wanted to scare her.
Then, Hanabi slowly released her grip on Clara's neck, patted her head, and said...
"How can someone who's the same height and build as me be so naive!"
"Huh? I...I don't understand..."
"If a bad guy were to disguise himself as an innocent passerby today, you'd be in danger. Be more careful next time! Don't be foolish and run up to strangers. If you encounter this situation, it's better to ask this big guy to handle it."
Hanabi's words surprised Aoran somewhat; she seemed to be personally instructing the girl named Clara on how to prevent being abducted.
Sure enough, Clara nodded immediately after hearing this. "Clara, I understand. Thank you. I'll be more careful next time."
However, no sooner had she finished speaking than Hanabi grabbed Clara and began to grope her body. In an instant, Clara blushed crimson.
"Um, what are you doing, Mr. Schwarz..."
The girl named Hanabi groped her all over, making her feel like she had no secrets left in front of her.
"The probe detected no malice on her, Clara, there's no need to worry."
Finally, with Clara blushing, Hanabi released Clara with a satisfied expression, looking triumphant.
"Great, it's not as big as mine! Hehehe!"
Standing beside her, Qinglan sighed helplessly. Hanabi seemed to have an inexplicable fondness for girls with loli-like figures. Qingque was like that, and so was Clara.
However, after escaping Hanabi's clutches, Clara ran behind Schwarz without looking back. She felt that this girl named Hanabi was strange, threatening her one moment and touching her the next, which was a bit scary!
"Haha, this little girl is really interesting!"
"I don't understand, you're just a little girl too!"
Schwarzkopf smiled slightly at his words, “There are many things you don’t understand.”
As she spoke, Hanabi immediately ran up, lightly leaped onto Swallow's shoulders, and patted him while laughing.
"Wow, this robot is huge! The ones I've encountered before were all cold and uninteresting. By the way, you're not a mecha, are you? Is there someone hiding inside?"
"In response, my body is made of machinery and data; there isn't enough space inside to hide a person. Visitors, what is the purpose of your visit?"
Schwarz said this, but Hanabi jumped down and said, "Hey, big guy, you're an intelligent robot, right? So if I ask you some questions, can you answer them too?"
"The answer is, I know any information that exists in the database."
"Oh, well, we're heading to Pinocchio next, could you help us plan our trip?"
Next, Hanabi told Schwarzlo about the star system and location of Pinocone, but Schwarzlo immediately began exploring his database.
"We are searching the database, but there is no information on Pinocone. The star system you just mentioned is a prison for criminals exiled by the Interstellar Peace Corporation. We suggest that this is not a suitable place for tourism, and you should abandon your plans."
Upon hearing Schwarz's description, Hanabi couldn't help but laugh. "Hahaha, it seems your database needs an update. Your database was probably created when the last company came here! That's ancient history."
"Qinglan, I have an idea. How about we put this big guy in the museum in the upper district? After all, he's a living fossil! Wouldn't more people come to see him? Maybe we could even make some money!"
"No, Mr. Schwarz is... family, we can't send him to the museum!"
When Clara heard that Hanabi was planning to send Schwarz to the museum, she immediately stepped forward to block Schwarz. However, Qinglan shook her head with a smile when she saw this.
“Mr. Schwarz, look how pitiful Clara is, she can’t even afford a pair of shoes. Can you bear to watch her live a life of poverty with you? As her guardian, you should at least take a part-time job in the Upper Town!”
"Working part-time during the day and coming home at night, wouldn't that be wonderful? Although you're robots and can operate for a long time with the energy blocks from this place, Clara is different. She needs money for everything—food, clothing, shelter, and transportation—so... to give her a better life, you'll have to work a little harder."
"Huh? But Clara isn't without shoes, she just doesn't want to..."
Before Clara could finish speaking, Schwarzro calculated the data and found that what he said actually made a lot of sense.
"Visitor, you're right! I did indeed show less concern for Clara. It's a pity that human society needs things like money to survive, but we robots don't. I agree to your proposal so that Clara can have a better life."
"Eh?"
Clara's eyes widened instantly, her little mind completely bewildered as to how things had turned out this way.
Chapter 75 Schwarz's Mental Pollution
"Don't miss out! Mr. Schwarz has been honored to grace the Belleburg Museum with his presence. You're probably wondering why Mr. Schwarz is in the museum. According to official investigations, Mr. Schwarz is an intelligent robot from the old Belleburg era—a living fossil! His arrival at the Belleburg Museum is an honor for the entire museum. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Schwarz will now give you a grand finale performance."
After saying that, Hanabi nudged Qinglan with her elbow, and Qinglan's expression stiffened. "Hanabi, are you sure the people of Belloberg are mentally prepared to accept something so advanced? Although Samboto's connections can help Schwarzkopf have an exhibition in the museum, aren't you going a bit too far?"
"Oh! You're mistaken. This museum only has so much stuff; you can practically memorize everything after just one visit. Remember what I told you, you won't let me down, will you?"
Seeing Hanabi's expectant expression, Qinglan sighed helplessly, "Mr. Schwarz, come with me! Hanabi has already taught you what to do."
“Agreed. After all, money is unavoidable for Clara to live a better life in human society. Besides, Ms. Hanabi’s instructions are easy; I can understand them after reading them once.”
"Hehe, hopefully the people of Belleburg can accept this."
Afterwards, Qinglan took Swallow backstage, where High Guardian Bronya and Seele also arrived. It was Sambo who contacted them to arrange Swallow's exhibition at the museum.
Although Seele believed that Sambo was up to no good, Bronya thought that the Swallows had already made peace with humans and had even helped them when they overthrew Cocolia, so their request should be granted.
Moreover, Schwarzkopf is an old-fashioned intelligent robot with a high level of knowledge, and he can also serve as an all-knowing expert in museums.
More importantly, the museum's revenue has recently declined, and managing the Belleburg requires money from various places. Schwarz's arrival might improve the museum's financial situation.
"Those two must be from outer space, right? Like the train crew and the people who came to participate in the Ether Front a few days ago. Sambo said they came specifically to participate in the Ether Front, but unfortunately they remembered the time wrong."
"Hopefully they'll like Bellberg. Apparently, it was their idea to bring Mr. Schwarz to the museum! I wonder what kind of waves they'll create?"
Bronya also wanted to know the result, so she spent some free time with Seele to see the Schwarzkopf exhibition. However, the museum lights suddenly went out the next moment.
This sudden change shocked everyone. Then, Hanabi clapped her hands, and countless lights instantly shone on a passageway. Their actions were as if they were performing a stage play.
However, a cyborg over three meters tall slowly walked out, wearing a light pink dress and specially made high heels to support his weight.
For some reason, its face looked as if it had been painted with heavy paint, and its large, red lips were prominently displayed on the robot's body. For a moment, all the visitors in the museum fell silent.
"I imagine everyone's tired of seeing the same static artifacts in museums! This time, Mr. Schwarz is going to break the rules and host a unique exhibition. Music, let's get started!"
Sambo, who was in charge of both lighting and music, turned on the gramophone with a smile. The music started slowly, and Schwarzkopf, following the dance steps taught to him by Hanabi, slowly rose on his tiptoes, like an elegant ballerina. His movements were precise and without the slightest flaw.
But Bronya and Seele's faces were already frozen in place, and so were everyone else's.
The idea of a cyborg dancing ballet in a skirt and high heels is still too advanced for them.
Meanwhile, old Sambo was lying on the ground laughing heartily, shining all the lights on the two people below.
That's right, it's just two people.
The other person was Qinglan, who had changed into a suit. He held Schwarz's hand and danced ballet with Schwarz in front of everyone.
At this moment, Qinglan felt like dying. They had initially planned for Schwarz to come to the solo show, but Hanabi thought that dancing together was more attractive than dancing alone.
Because of their height, only Qinglan and Sangbo, both adult males, were qualified to dance with Schwarz, who was over three meters tall.
Neither of them wanted to take on this role, so they started playing rock-paper-scissors.
Unfortunately, Qinglan lost.
So now he's Schwarz's dance partner, and what's even more surprising is that Schwarz is dressed as a woman, while Qinglan is dressed as a man.
However, throughout the entire dance, it was Schwarz who led the dance movements. Due to her size, Qinglan could only be described as a delicate little girl next to Schwarz.
However, when everyone saw Qinglan kissing Schwarz's big iron hand, the entire audience completely lost their composure.
"Oh no! My eyes, why did I come here today?"
"Hahaha, it's so beautiful! I want to bring my brothers, sisters, younger brothers, younger sisters, dad, mom... in short, I want to bring my whole family to see it together. Such a beautiful dance shouldn't be seen by me alone!"
"My God! What sins did I commit in my past life?! Why did I have to see this?! I'm going to gouge out my own eyes!"
"Dude, don't be impulsive. This kind of thing is still too advanced for us. But we can't let ourselves be corrupted by this. I'm going to contact all my friends. I want them to know that we're brothers who share both good times and bad!"
At this moment, Seele and Bronya were completely stunned. Seele silently took out her phone, and Bronya asked her a question.
"Seele, what are you doing?"
"I'm going to call the boss, Luca, and Natasha over. This art form is still too advanced for me; I want them to have a look. By the way, Bronya, can this be considered a work injury?"
Bronya: ………
Silently, she picked up her phone, ready to contact Jepard and Pera. For some reason, she suddenly wanted to show these friends such an abstract and explosive dance.
Seeing the steady stream of people coming to watch the dance, Hanabi's face lit up with joy. "Just as I thought! Abstract art transcends the boundaries of planetary civilizations, and these people are really accepting it! Big guy, looks like you'll be dancing a bit longer today."
Qinglan, whose mind was already numb at this moment: ...
Please have some compassion for me, who is also suffering from mental pollution!
Chapter 76 The heating is broken
"Unbelievable! Mr. Schwarz has a real talent for attracting visitors! He tripled the number of tourists in just one day. Keep it up tomorrow!"
Hanabi patted Schwarz's thigh with a smile and said that because of the surge in tourists, Schwarz had finally received the wages he had been longing for.
However, when he received the money, he didn't know what to do with it. When he was raising Clara, he mostly had those robots search for food and supplies that could be found in human society; in fact, he never spent any money to buy them.
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