Do you think this is human speech?
"So handsome! This is the prince charming I've always dreamed of!!!"
Sakura Haruno, sitting to Naruto's right, held her chin in her hands, completely smitten, her eyes even curving into petal shapes.
Although Sasuke is handsome, Naruto is even more handsome!
Especially when talking about his uncle.
People in the ninja world mature early, and four-year-old Sakura Haruno is already fantasizing about her future happy life with Naruto.
"Hey! Woman, take your eyes off me, you disgust me!"
Naruto leaned back with a look of disgust. Being stared at by Sakura made him feel uncomfortable all over, as if dozens of ants were crawling on his body.
Unlike the original story, Naruto, after being educated by Mirai Namikaze and learning his true identity, has absolutely no interest in Sakura.
Sakura's flirtatious manner disgusted him.
"Even when he's angry, he's still handsome."
"I told you to stay away from me, you're disgusting!"
"Alright, alright, Sakura, don't disrupt the class!"
Seeing the situation gradually getting out of control, Iruka looked troubled and decisively stopped the infatuated Sakura.
Naruto is that person's nephew.
If Sakura angers Naruto, things will get complicated.
It seems we should seat Sakura in the back, far away from Naruto.
Iruka made a decision in secret.
……
Outside Konoha Academy, the bright sunshine bathed the village, and the fresh morning air was delightful.
"We can't let such a wonderful time go to waste! It's decided that we'll train by doing 30 handstand laps around Konoha!"
With his palms on the ground and his feet pointing upwards, Matt Kai ran upside down at breakneck speed, his arms leaving afterimages.
"Youth, oh youth!"
The thought of the vibrant energy at Konoha School fueled Kai's desire to train even more, as if a surge of hot blood was welling up in his chest.
"We must never slack off; this is the vibrant spirit of youth!!!"
The speed of the arm's movement was so fast it was like a blur!
The villagers on the streets of Konoha stared in astonishment at the dark figure that swept past them, stirring up a cloud of dust.
The area of Konoha now has expanded far compared to before. Walking upside down and circling it thirty times would be farther than walking around the previous Konoha sixty times.
However, Matt Kai did not slack off; on the contrary, he became more and more motivated.
"Knowing the difficulties and obstacles, we must still sprint with all our might—that's what passionate youth is all about!"
On the rooftop of a building, Kakashi, leaning against a water tank with one hand in his pocket, was enjoying the view of the "Icha Icha Paradise" (a popular Japanese adult entertainment venue), when he glanced out of the corner of his eye at a familiar figure struggling below.
"Wow, you really have a lot of energy!"
Kakashi was already used to Kai's youthful and passionate demeanor, which could burst forth at any moment.
After all, he had been pestered by Kai in this state countless times, engaging in so-called youthful and passionate competitions.
Having received a bionic prosthetic eye and reached a new level of strength, Kakashi simply couldn't muster the energy for such a demanding task.
At this moment, all he wanted was to quietly finish reading his Liu Bei story here.
Yesterday, during the opening ceremony, he was caught red-handed by Tsunade while trying to find a quiet place to appreciate the classics. He still vividly remembers his embarrassed expression.
"Kakashi! So you're here. Let's have a battle of youthful passion!"
The loud, deafening sound that came from beside him made Kakashi, who had just been immersed in appreciating Liu Bei's writings, suddenly turn ugly.
This is really troublesome. Have I been cursed lately?
Why is it that every time I appreciate a classic work, someone comes to me?
With a whooshing sound, Might Guy nimbly landed in front of Kakashi, his hands on the ground, and excitedly exclaimed in a handstand position.
"As our eighty-seventh competition, Kakashi, what do you want to compete in this time?"
"Kai, give up. Right now, all I want to do is read quietly."
Kakashi's helpless expression surprised Kai.
"Kakashi, what's wrong? Have you forgotten your youth? This isn't like you at all!"
"If I had to say something, it would be that I've lost interest in your abilities."
Kakashi's dead fish eyes remained completely expressionless.
Kakashi, who received a bionic prosthetic eye and became Konoha's top technological ninja, has already entered retirement age ahead of schedule, and drinking goji berries in a thermos is a daily routine for him.
I have absolutely no interest in competing with Kai.
"Damn it! Kakashi, are you defiling my passionate youth?"
Might Guy was enraged. He flipped himself up from the ground and angrily pointed at Kakashi.
He could accept losing to Kakashi in a competition, but he couldn't accept being humiliated like this by Kakashi!
"I'm betting my youthful passion on you, Kakashi! I challenge you!"
"Kai, don't be like this. If you lose badly, I'll be upset too."
"Are you looking down on me, Kakashi? The more you think that, the more I'll challenge you. If you don't dare to accept the challenge, it just proves you're a coward!"
Kakashi squinted his dead fish eyes upwards, and with a snap, closed the intimate paradise he had been savoring.
"Kai, since you insist on this, don't blame me for not warning you."
A strange light emanated from the bionic prosthetic eye in the left eye.
"I am not the same person I used to be."
The moment he finished speaking, he raised his hand into a knife shape and slashed Kai's neck with a hand-blade motion.
"So fast!"
Kai looked surprised.
But at this speed, it's no match for me.
By pushing off the ground with his feet, Guy leaped backward, dodging Kakashi's attack.
Kakashi relentlessly pursued, seemingly having anticipated Guy's escape route, and unleashed another chop to the neck.
With his arms crossed, he withstood one of Kakashi's attacks and created distance.
"I'm really surprised, Kakashi. You can actually do this without the Sharingan."
If Kakashi is in a Sharingan-activated state, then Guy's prediction about Kakashi is not surprising at all.
But Kakashi no longer has the Sharingan in his left eye!
Is it that strange left eye?
Although it's unclear what happened to Kakashi that caused him to lose his original Sharingan, his current left eye seems quite extraordinary as well.
In the brief moment of their exchange, Kakashi's left eye darted around at an incredibly fast speed, a movement that seemed impossible for a human eye to make.
"Is it that strange left eye that gives you your confidence? But you can't defeat me with that alone, Kakashi."
A confident voice emanated from Matt Kee, and a powerful surge of energy made his hair bounce upwards.
"Open the door! Open! Open the door of rest! Open the door of life..."
"Open the wound gate!"
Until the fourth door was opened, green steam rose from his body, his hair swayed in the wind and waves, and blue veins bulged on his forehead.
Kai stopped.
His eyes were fiery.
"Kakashi, let's continue! Leaf Whirlwind!"
He leaped into the air, spun around his left foot, and unleashed a rapid spinning kick.
Kakashi's left eye was moving at an extremely fast frequency; upon closer inspection, the direction of the eyeball's movement was entirely in the direction of Guy's attack.
From his left eye's perspective, the world seemed shrouded in a layer of blue electronic data.
Every attack by Might Guy is captured and calculated by the microcomputer hidden in the bionic eyes, which predicts the direction of the attack and the best way to counterattack.
Thanks to this, Kakashi was able to easily evade Guy's motives.
"It seems that four gates are already the computational limit of the prosthetic eye."
It was noticed that the prosthetic eye's data processing was slowing down and that low-probability errors were occurring.
Kakashi felt a chill run down his spine.
Achieving such an effect is already quite remarkable.
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