How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Even scammers say that."

"What the hell..."

"The scammer was furious."

"..."

"Okay, shut up, I'm going to sleep."

You have no idea what you're missing out on!

"Ah, yes, yes, I've successfully foiled another scam."

"..."

……

"Cuckoo, cuckoo!"

A snow mountain pigeon flew leisurely in the air, occasionally making a cooing sound that no one knew—not the author, but whoever it was: "Coo coo, coo coo coo."

Not far away, Hongli and Xiaohuo peeked out, their faces full of seriousness.

"see it?"

"I saw it."

"Three o'clock."

"Little Fire cheers for Mom."

"Well said!"

Hong Li suddenly launched a treacherous backstab, appearing abruptly behind Snow Mountain Pigeon. With a spear thrust, she opened her storage bag and stuffed it inside!

“pia”

A perfect landing, clean and efficient!

"Oh ho ho!"

Hongli couldn't help but let out a villainous laugh: "Successfully captured the first one!"

"Wow, Mom is amazing!"

Xiao Huo cheered, "At this rate, we'll reach our target soon!"

"That's not true."

Hongli yawned: "That move isn't something you can just use casually. I only made the move to boost my confidence and get off to a good start."

However, to be fair, this pigeon's level of skill is just outrageous...

Race: Snow Mountain Pigeon

Realm: Eighth level of body training

"So, no wonder he can survive in this kind of environment..."

Hongli sighed: "If they don't cheat, it will probably be very difficult to catch them."

"Mommy, Mommy, over there, over there, pigeons!"

"Ok?"

Hongli suddenly turned her head, her pupils shrinking: "The second one! And it's huge! It must be very nutritious!"

"Goo?"

The snow pigeon was leisurely munching on the snow when suddenly it frowned, sensing something was wrong. It turned its head and was terrified!

A disheveled human was charging at it, gun in hand: "You big pigeon! You better prepare to die!"

"Coo! Coo! Coo!"

The snow mountain pigeon flapped its wings violently, and a terrifying gust of air whipped up a blizzard to meet Hong Li: "Coo coo!"

"Ahhh!!!!"

Hongli slammed on the brakes and peered toward the snow-capped mountain pigeons.

Race: Snow Mountain Pigeon

Realm: Qi Refining Level 4!

"Huh? A pigeon, the king of pigeons!"

"Mom, it seems angry."

"Of course it is..."

"Goo!"

The giant snow mountain pigeon flapped its wings and charged towards Hongli and Xiaohuo, enveloped in a blizzard!

That human, prepare to die!

"Grass!"

Hongli turned and grabbed Xiao Huo, running away: "Get out of here!"

"You, you wait!"

Hong Li declared fiercely, "I will definitely come back!"

"Mom, run! Go for it!"

"Running away! Running away!"

"Cuckoo!"

"Mom, it's telling us not to run away!"

"Only a fool wouldn't run away, damn it. But you're a crane and it's a pigeon, so you shouldn't understand its language, right?"

Hongli said seriously, "They all seem to have wings, but they shouldn't know each other's language!"

"Wow, I really don't understand how people from different regions can all speak the same language!"

Xiao Huo exclaimed, "It's probably because our ancestors' ancestors or something, they sat down together for a meeting, standardized their language, and it got ingrained in our blood!"

"So it really is an all-powerful bloodline!"

Hong Li ducked to avoid an ice spike, her face contorted with anger: "This bastard tried to ruin my beautiful hair! This is intolerable!"

"Goooooooo!"

"Mom, it said it's going to shave your head so you can't find a partner!"

"???"

Flames erupted from Hong Li's head, melting the incoming ice spikes from every angle: "This guy is going too far! I just wanted to kill it, but it wants my hair!"

This is unacceptable! Does Little Fire even know how to swear? Swear back at him!

"Oh no, Mom, I don't know how!"

"Listen carefully, I'm going to teach you, ********, curse it!"

"Oh oh oh! Watch me, chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

"Goooooooo!"

"Mom is furious!"

"Well done, keep it up, small fire!"

"Yes! Chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 99 You have lots of money, I have lots of ingredients, and we all have a bright future!

"Huh, huh..."

Hongli squatted on the ground, panting, "They...they got away..."

"Mommy, Mommy, look!"

Little Fire excitedly flapped its wings: "I can, I can fly! It's true that you can break through your potential when facing life and death!"

"Ah, that's really nice, but what's the use of that?"

Hongli glanced at Xiao Huo expressionlessly: "It can't carry people, humph. If I had air superiority, would I be afraid of that stinky pigeon?"

"Oh, what should we do?"

Little Fire flapped its wings vigorously to avoid falling to the ground: "Shall we just retreat like this?"

"Absolutely not! How could I swallow this insult?!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "We have to put it in the pot and boil it!"

After thinking for a moment, Hong Li took out the half of a high-grade spirit stone that she had been reluctant to use before, gritted her teeth, wiped it with her clothes, and stuffed it into her mouth, gritting her teeth: "Ugh!"

"Kacha! Kacha!"