How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli looked at the Pigeon King, who seemed to have resigned himself to his fate, and revealed a cruel smile: "Then obediently fold your wings and surrender..."

"Coo coo! Coo coo coo!"

"What does it say?"

"Mom, it said we're home, it's here."

"???"

A question mark appeared above Hong Li's head. No, that doesn't seem to be a question mark...

"What? Suddenly so many pigeons, one, two... um..."

"Mom, what do we do? We think we're surrounded!"

Little Fire stared in horror as the sky suddenly turned black: "So many cooing sounds!"

"What else can we do? Mountains may not move, but water will; water may not move, but people will!"

Hongli grabbed Xiaohuo: "Of course we ran away!"

"Coo coo coo coo coo!" *n

"Mom, they're insulting us again!"

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp... I can't out-argue them, there are just too many pigeons!"

"Wow, you can tolerate this? I'll help you! ******************************"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 100 My Family Tree Reborn Infinitely!

Help me—

Little Fire frantically flapped its wings with all its might, tears welling in its eyes, freezing in the wind and snow: "No, I can't, Little Fire can't fly anymore..."

Little Fire shook its head and buried itself in Hong Li's arms: "Mommy, let's run away with Little Fire."

"Wow, I was hoping you'd carry me, but now I'm the one carrying you!"

While complaining, Hongli turned around and cursed back: "And also, hurry up and curse them for me, I can't protect my family tree anymore!"

Hurry up! Hei Yang has already been cursed to death twenty-two times. Now that I've just resurrected him, he's about to be cursed to death again!

And you, Little Fire, you've been cursed to death fifty-nine times already, oh, sixty times!

"Oh, Mom, you can understand them now?"

"Nonsense, it's not some advanced language. You can learn it by listening to a couple of sentences."

Hongli retorted, "Besides, when learning a foreign language, aren't swear words the fastest to learn?!"

"Ah, I think..."

Little Fire said weakly, "Let's not provoke them, we're at a disadvantage right now..."

"How can you back down like this!"

Hong Li suddenly ducked and then jumped to the side, dodging countless basic attacks. Looking at Xiao Huo with exasperation, she said, "I'm launching a mental attack on them!"

"Phew, whatever, I'm almost recovered..."

Hong Li's eyes sharpened: "Little Fire, hold on tight!"

The wind is strong, time to flee! The plum blossoms bloom a second time!

"Hahaha, no way, no way, there really aren't any pigeons that think they can catch up with me!"

Hong Li's mocking voice carried far on the wind: "If I can shake you off the first time, I can shake you off the second time. Just wait, I will definitely be back!"

……

"Hmm, is this the Snow Fairy's doing again? I think I can hear Sister Hongli's maniacal laughter again."

Behind the huge block of ice, Hei Xiaolong sat cross-legged on the ground expressionlessly, propping his face up with one hand, looking utterly bored.

"Why isn't this damn rhinoceros moving at all? Is it asleep?"

Hei Xiaolong shook his head, brushing the snowflakes off his hair, and snorted coldly, "I don't believe it. You want to outlast me? I'll see who gives in first!"

……

"It's done!"

Hei Xiaoqi clapped her hands, looking at the masterpiece she and Han Liu had created: "Three ice houses. If we can't get back tonight, they can be used to shelter us from the wind and snow!"

"But, cold wave, are you sure you don't need a separate room?"

"No need, no need, Xiaolong and I can share a room."

"Oh, that's okay."

Hei Xiaoqi nodded hesitantly, then turned to look around: "But then again, where are Xiao Li and the Little Dragon Man?"

I could see them in the distance just a moment ago, but they both disappeared in no time.

"Hmm, Xiaolong said he went to find the Xuanbing Crystal, I know that."

Hei Xiaoqi frowned and pondered, "Xiao Li said she went to catch pigeons, but we don't know where she went..."

……

"I understand the logic, so why are these pigeons so big and there are so many of them!"

The familiar escape, the familiar panting, and Hong Li's still defiant expression: "Today, I'm going to slaughter them all and make soup!"

"Mom, it's not that bad, it's not that bad!"

Xiao Huo quickly advised, "Calm down, let's not stoop to their level!"

"But they tore up my family tree!"

Hong Li took a step back and became angrier the more she thought about it. After calming down, she thought of a solution: why not just give them a shattered reality?

inappropriate!

Afterwards, not only did Hongli herself have a headache, but the pigeons were also crushed, so she couldn't eat anything!

"Oh, right, I have two more gift boxes!"

Hongli suddenly remembered something: just take it and open it!

On another note, Hongli felt that she had recently been experiencing a bit of a change of luck. For example, she couldn't buy pigeons, but she happened to run into a ride-sharing situation!

Although not being able to buy pigeons is already pretty unlucky...

Item: [Prank Gift Pack]

Quality: green

Function: Contains nine prank curse cards.

Leg Weakness Curse Card (Makes the selected target's legs weak and powerless for one day) *3

Toothache Curse Card (Inflicts severe toothache on the selected target for one day) *3

Stomach Bloating Curse Card (Causes selected target to experience stomach bloating and pain for one day) *3

Scope: Foundation building period and below

Brief introduction: A friendly reminder that pranks should have limits. Please do not attribute all excessive behavior to jokes!

"If this is the case..."

Hongli tugged at her hair: "It looks interesting, but it doesn't seem to be of much use to those pigeons."

Hmm, if you have time, try it on Hei Yang! (Hei Yang: ?)

Item: Random skill points

[The Unextinguished Flame of the Heart (Green) advances to the Immortal of Fire (Blue)]

Supernatural Power: Immortal in Fire

Quality: blue

Effects: Possesses unparalleled control over flames, combining offense and defense, healing and recovery, burning surrounding spiritual energy, and replenishing one's own physical strength.

But as long as a spark remains, it can ignite a prairie fire, rise from the ashes, and fight again!

Synopsis: "Ah, well, I think an excellent Fire Department disciple isn't necessarily one who has mastered the Earth-level divine power of 'Fire Immortal,' but a disciple who has mastered 'Fire Immortal' is definitely an excellent disciple." — Huo Le (yue!), Fire Department Elder of the Five Elements Sect.

"Oh ho, what do you mean?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow. This time, her luck was pretty good. It seemed that even the heavens couldn't stand those uncivilized pigeons anymore!

"Mommy mommy!"

Little Fire kept jumping around on Red Glass's head: "Speak up, speak up! What should we do now?"

"What should we do? Of course, we should fight back!"

"But……"

"It's nothing!"