How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Cough cough, I almost choked to death! What is this taste? Does anyone really like this? I'm questioning my existence.

Wow, I can't stand it! Hongli is still there laughing and mocking me? You try it then, show me!

I was wrong. This girl got drunk and acted crazy, almost smashing the innkeeper's head open. It was terrifying! I will never let her touch alcohol again. She's dangerous, and so are others!

Well, in exchange, I promised her I wouldn't drink anymore.

【…】

[This was the first time I'd ever seen Xiaoli cry so hard. When I asked, I learned that the old lady who sold juice had passed away before the New Year...]

Sigh, life and death are always topics that people don't want to talk about. How can I comfort this girl?

I've got it! I heard that the old lady's grandson has started selling juice too. I took Xiaoli to try it, and it's really good!

"Black Sun, one day..."

The girl looked worried and scared, and whispered to the boy in front of her, asking in a tearful voice, "What if you're gone too, and then leave me, and I never see you again?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang paused, falling into a momentary silence. He rarely made promises he wasn't sure of, because he felt that breaking a promise was a form of deception, but...

"will not."

Hei Yang said firmly, "Don't worry, I will always be by your side and I will never leave!"

"Haha, that's good!"

The girl smiled happily.

Hongli has become increasingly mischievous lately, I don't know who she learned it from, it's really...

No, I have to find a way to get revenge, otherwise I won't be able to swallow this!

……

"No way, there are actually people kidnapping children in Five Colors City?"

I just beat him half to death with Hongli, okay? To be honest, I thought I was going to kill someone for the first time. But my parents arrived and pulled us apart, which was too good for him!

[A plot twist! Dad took that guy to see the city lord, and after a brutal interrogation, the five families mobilized and didn't let a single one escape!]

【…】

【…】

[Hilarious! Hong Li finally realized that it wasn't a healthy lifestyle, it was just laziness?]

Too bad, girl, you realized it too late. Looking at Hong Li's completely dull, lifeless eyes, I laughed without restraint, only to be chased and stabbed by her with a gun...

Just you wait, what goes around comes around. Watch how I get my revenge on you!

【…】

What was I trying to do by keeping a diary?

[It seems there's been a slight deviation; it should have been titled "Remember! Those Past Events That Should Never Be Forgotten!"]

The result? "My Daily Life of Trolling Each Other with My Unfair Partner Hong Li"? That's outrageous!

But, but, this world is truly amazing! I love this world so much! It has everything I longed for in my past life!

[It's too late to go back, Black Sun. I've become the shape of this world (sadness).]

【…】

So, finally, I have a reason not to waste time writing in my diary every day?

【…】

[That's all for now. I hereby declare the Black Sun Diary closed—Year 573 of the Water Calendar.]

There's one more sentence at the very end.

This is where I keep my secrets that I dare not reveal. Perhaps I will be the only one to read this diary in my life, and there will never be a second person.

Unless one day I find that I have truly met someone I can trust unconditionally and completely, someone to whom I can confide all my secrets and entrust everything to, then perhaps a second person will open this diary.

But how could that be? Hahaha, at such an old age, you still like to daydream and indulge in fantasies...

"Black Sun..."

Hongli lay on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling, her boyfriend's name echoing in her mind as his voice continued to resonate...

Gently holding the diary to her chest, Hongli closed her eyes and remained silent for a long time...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 132: Recycling old cell phones, refrigerators, and appliances... in exchange for basins, scissors, and kitchen knives...

Name: Da Ma

Race: Shadow Horse of the Returning Dust Empire

Realm: Body Tempering Level 4

Identity: Horse breeder of the Hei family in the capital

Name: Orochi

Race: Soul-Devouring Python of the River of Oblivion

Realm: Qi Refining Ninth Level

Identity: A python from another world's underworld, residing in the River of Oblivion, and a contracted spirit beast of the Black Sun.

"Uh huh huh~"

Hei Yang hummed a song as he slowly opened the front door of the house, followed by a large horse whose head peeked out from its sleeve.

Pushing open the gate and entering the courtyard, one finds it quite spacious, though somewhat empty, suggesting that the aunt had no interest in maintaining it when she lived there.

However, it wasn't completely empty. A huge walnut tree with a large canopy grew in the western part of the yard, looking very vibrant.

In a few days, I can move a deck chair and lie in the shade of the walnut tree; that would be such a wonderful thing.

Hei Yang thought to himself with a sense of satisfaction, but he needed to be careful of the possibility of the walnuts falling when they ripened, lest he be killed by a headshot.

Cultivators are known for their stubbornness, but this isn't how you use it!

"When October comes, the walnuts will ripen and can also help improve Hongli's pig brain's intelligence. It's a win-win situation."

Hei Yang muttered a sarcastic remark about his girlfriend, but then he thought, "Wait a minute, if Hong Li is too smart, wouldn't I be in big trouble? Maybe I should just let her stay a bit dim-witted..."

"Herod!"

When Dama saw the environment of its new home, it let out a happy neigh, which made Heiyang sigh: "Damn it, I was planning to sneak into the house to see what Hongli was doing and give her a surprise attack or something, but Dama, with that neigh, forget about the surprise attack."

"Well……"

Shaking his head, Hei Yang looked at Da Ma: "You can run around and play in the yard for now. I've prepared your food and everything. As for your lodging, I'll first build you a simple shack or something, and then slowly upgrade it into a big villa..."

Da Ma didn't worry too much. Before Hei Yang could finish speaking, he was already wandering around the yard, curiously looking at the novel environment.

"Shh!"

The bronze snake emerged from Hei Yang's sleeve, and in a flash, it climbed up the walnut tree in the yard, coiling around the branches with a leisurely air.

"what……"

Hei Yang shook his head and chuckled, then gently pushed open the door and stepped into the room.

However, the moment Hei Yang entered the room, he sensed that something was off about the atmosphere.

Hongli stood barefoot on the bed, arms crossed, her face calm, looking down at Heiyang.

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang paused for a moment, unsure of the situation, and cautiously asked, "Xiao Li?"

"Close the door!"

Hongli said in an unquestionable tone, "Hurry up!"

"Oh……"

Hei Yang obediently closed the door, moved to the edge of the bed, sat down on the bed, and glanced at Hong Li: "So, what are you up to?"

"Hey, be serious!"

Hongli looked displeased: "Can't you see I look like I'm here to interrogate you? Get serious, you bastard!"

"Ah, you've been resting in bed for most of the day, while I've been running around outside the whole time."

Hei Yang lay back, looking up at Hong Li with lifeless eyes: "Isn't it tiring to be in this position?"

"Wow, that must be tiring!"

Hong Li broke down in an instant, her legs went weak, and she collapsed onto the bed: "Who told you not to hurry up and come inside? I've been in position ever since I heard the noise, and a full five minutes have passed!"

Five minutes! Because of your slow movements, you made me stand for so long as punishment. Don't you feel any remorse?

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang sighed: "Have you finished reading the diary?"