How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Your two lifetimes combined only amount to a little over thirty years, yet you still complain that three hundred years is too short?"

Hongli turned around and poked Heiyang's face: "Maybe he'll get tired of living by then?"

"Birth, aging, sickness, and death are all part of the natural course of life."

Hei Yang said somewhat insincerely, "Let nature take its course and stuff like that..."

"Are you willing to leave your parents?"

"Reluctant to part with it."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"us……"

Hongli murmured softly, "Isn't that too greedy?"

"Of course we are greedy."

Hei Yang sighed: "Wanting an easy life without wanting this happiness to end is really too greedy."

"What do you say……"

Hongli traced lines on Heiyang's face with her fingers: "Would you rather see me grow old and frail, unable to run or jump, and then spend the rest of my life on my sickbed, never to be seen again?"

"I do not want to."

Hei Yang muttered, "So I have to think of a way to die before you."

Hongli: "???"

"No, you think I'll agree just because you don't want to!"

Hongli poked Heiyang's cheek hard: "Oh, you enjoyed the pleasure, and then you kicked the bucket and left, leaving me to suffer, huh?"

"This question seems somewhat familiar."

Hei Yang frowned in thought.

"Nonsense, we've been discussing this issue since the very first chapter."

Hongli said speechlessly, "In the end, there is still no solution, or rather, even if there is a solution, you don't do it. If you cultivate diligently and strive to become an immortal, wouldn't we be much less troubled?"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang seized on the blind spot: "Why is it me cultivating, and not you? Not you? Not you?"

"Won't I get tired?"

Hong Li replied matter-of-factly, "Don't you like the cute Hong Li? If you do, then don't make her sad or upset. If you don't want her to be sad or upset, then work hard to cultivate!"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "So you don't like Hei Yang? You don't like Hei Yang? You don't like Hei Yang?"

"Of course I like it!"

Hongli suddenly revealed a desolate expression, clutching her chest: "Ah~ Your exhaustion is my pain, and my heartache for you is even greater than your fatigue!"

But I willingly endure this pain; don't you understand how great my sacrifice is?!

"That painful?!"

Hei Yang's expression changed drastically: "Then let me take care of you!"

"No, it hurts my heart."

“I feel so sad!”

"I have a heart condition, I'll feel the pain first!"

"You have a heart condition, so you should try to avoid pain!"

"What the hell..."

"What the hell..."

"Let's break up, I can't live like this anymore!"

"Hmph, fine, let's break up then! It's not like we can't live without each other!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"I was just kidding! Don't take it seriously, I don't want to break up, waaaaah..." *2

"Okay! Let's get back together!" *2

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(End of this chapter)

Chapter 136 Those who have died will not die again; but those who are alive can die repeatedly!

"Damn, it's Black Sun, huh!"

Hong Li stood up, her face full of anger: "I understand now. Anyone can work hard to cultivate immortality, except for you, a lazy dog!"

A stubborn donkey won't move without a whip, so as your girlfriend, I should give you some appropriate encouragement!

"Oh ho, so you want to whip me now, huh!"

Hei Yang also stood up, using his height advantage to intimidate Hong Li into taking two steps back: "Hmph, you can't keep up the act after just a few chapters of being affectionate, can you? You've shown your true colors!"

"Just show it, just show it!"

Hong Li snorted coldly: "Stop pretending, we know each other perfectly well!"

The gentle and obedient Hong Li is only a limited-time character; most of the time, you'll still be with me, this lazy, good-for-nothing!

"Is it a coincidence?"

Hei Yang sneered repeatedly: "The conscientious and responsible Hei Yang is dead. Now I'm the one in charge here!"

"Oh, bah!"

Hong Li looked disdainful: "So, you're saying the halftime break is over and you want to start fighting again, is that it!"

"Oh, boring!"

Hei Yang said with a mocking smile, "I want to see rivers of blood!"

"crunch crunch..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li stood face to face, one looking down and the other looking up. They could even feel each other's breath on their faces. Their teeth were grinding fiercely, and sparks seemed to fly when their eyes met!

"ridiculous."

Feeling embarrassed by Hei Yang's height, Hong Li simply jumped off the bed.

"Hmph, you wait, I'm currently in the Foundation Establishment stage and I have a recommended disciple spot. I'll bring you into the organization right away!"

"Oh, you think I'd just go because you drag me along? Do you think I'm stupid?"

Hei Yang retorted, "I can simply disagree, can't I?"

I don't care whether you agree or not!

Hongli snorted coldly: "When the time comes, I'll call my aunt Xiaolong and the like, and we'll drag you up the mountain to be my bandit queen. I guarantee you won't be able to cry for help from heaven and earth!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"A pyramid scheme, huh!"

Hei Yang's pupils dilated in shock: "Putting everything else aside, can you really guarantee that Xiaolong will definitely listen to you?"

"Ha, he definitely wants his brother to be by his side!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"A question mark above your head won't help!"

Hong Li snorted coldly: "Since we can't share happiness together, then come to hell and keep me company! My good boyfriend!"

"Hey? Where the hell are my socks? Where did you put my socks?"

"Oh, that one."

Hei Yang smirked: "Isn't it in the storage bag I gave you?"

"You fucking bastard, I was talking about proper socks!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "Who wants to go out wearing your shameful stuff!"

"Then I wouldn't know."

"Okay, I'm not wearing socks anymore, are you satisfied now!"

Hong Li simply put her shoes on barefoot and glanced at Hei Yang: "Hmph! Wait... where the hell is my gun?"

"promise."

Hei Yang pulled out a spear from his storage bag, a smirk playing on his lips: "Come and take it if you want it."