How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Wow, Mom, don't say such scary things!"

"It's just a reasonable assumption; I didn't mean to curse."

Hongli suddenly remembered something and patted Xiaohuo on the back: "By the way, since you're a boy, you should keep your distance, okay? No early relationships, and definitely no older woman/younger man relationships like this!"

"Don't let me catch you two one of these days!"

"Eh?"

Xiao Huo was startled, feeling the murderous aura coming from behind him: "But Mom was with Dad all the time when she was very young, wasn't she?"

"Your mother is a bad girl. Who told you to learn from her?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "So, what do you mean by that? You really have something on your mind?"

"Little Fire doesn't have those kinds of thoughts!"

Little Fire drawled, "Mom, don't assume everyone is dating just because you have pink bubbles all over your head, okay?"

"Wow! You're making fun of me, aren't you!"

"There's no small fire."

Xiao Huo realized the topic was starting to get a bit dangerous, so she quickly changed the subject: "By the way, Mom, Aunt Hongling is back, did you know?"

"Eh?"

Hongli's attention was successfully diverted: "Xiaolong came back with her?"

"No, she came back early."

Xiao Huo didn't know much either: "It seems like it was news from about two hours ago. I heard she was injured and is currently lying with Elder Yao!"

"???"

Hongli's eyes widened: "What's going on? Is it that terrifying? So she only has a few days left to live?"

"If Auntie knew that you said that, Mom, she would be so angry that she would come back to life even if she died."

"You're quite good at making people angry too."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Tell me, what exactly happened? Is that all you heard?"

"Xiao Huo has heard many versions."

Xiao Huo's voice was faint: "Some say that my aunt's belly was cut open, her intestines spilled all over the ground, and one of her kidneys was kicked away."

Others say that the old aunt bled from all seven orifices, lost half her body, and was pierced by more than a dozen arrows to the heart.

In other versions, the old aunt's head was chopped off by the enemy, and then she fought for three days and three nights, carrying a gun in one hand and her head in the other, killing countless enemies before finally collapsing from exhaustion.

Hongli: "???"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 137 I want to go home!

"aunt!"

Hongli suddenly pushed open the hospital room door: "I heard you died!"

"Ah?"

Hongling, who was lying in her hospital bed eating an apple, was startled when the door was suddenly pushed open. She almost dropped the apple because her hand was shaking: "What's wrong? What's wrong?!"

"Eh?"

A question mark appeared above Hongli's head: "Auntie, you're still alive?"

"Why can't I live?!"

Hongling was shocked: "Have I been deprived of my right to live? When?!"

"No, I heard..."

Hongli scratched her head, gesturing wildly: "I heard you transformed into a headless war god, stabbing a string of sea monsters to death with a single spear, and then sweeping away an entire sea area..."

Hongling: "???"

"Never mind, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Hongli sighed: "Anyway, it's good that you're alright."

"Don't worry, don't worry, how could anything happen to me?"

Hongling waved her hand, shook her head and laughed: "Auntie is a Foundation Establishment cultivator after all, she's not that fragile."

However, while exploring the ruins, they fell into an ambush.

The mechanism was still poisoned, and the antidote only had a suppressive effect, so I had to ask my fellow disciple to bring me back for treatment.

"what about now?"

Hongli looked worried.

"It's all right now!"

Hongling waved her hand and smiled, "Right now, I just need to rest here for a few days to see if there will be any relapse symptoms. If everything goes smoothly, I'll be fine soon."

After all, Elder Yao of our Five Elements Sect is a first-rate expert in detoxification; I've never seen a poison she couldn't cure."

"That's because you're inexperienced..."

Hongli muttered under her breath, "I can easily conjure up several types of poisons that she can't cure..."

"what?"

"Ah, I didn't say anything."

Hongli quickly waved her hand and took Xiaohuo out of her bosom: "See? I told you Auntie was fine, but you didn't believe Mom and insisted on believing those rumors."

"But they described it in great detail!"

Little Fire covered its eyes with its wings, trembling: "Little Fire is too scared to look, Mom, don't let Little Fire see Auntie's face, Little Fire is too timid!"

Hongling: "???"

"no……"

Hongling was completely bewildered, feeling as if something she didn't know had happened. She turned to look at Hongli and said, "I think I'm good-looking enough to be considered decent by the world, so why doesn't this child want to see me?"

Hongli gave an awkward laugh, grabbed Xiao Huo, helped her turn around, and moved her wings away: "Open your eyes and look, Auntie is alright."

"No, no, Mommy's lying to Little Fire!"

"Ok?"

"Oh, just, just one look..."

Xiao Huo cautiously opened her eyes and looked at Hong Ling, whose expression was complicated: "Huh?"

"Little fire..."

Hongling looked sad: "It's only been a month since we last met, and you've already forgotten your aunt? Why are you so shy?"

"Ah, that..."

Xiao Huo glanced at Hong Li, then at Hong Ling, and instantly realized what was happening. He lunged at Hong Ling, crying, "Auntie!"

"Eh."

Hongling smiled and hugged Xiao Huo tightly: "You remembered again now?"

"No, Xiao Huo has always remembered his aunt, it's just..."

Xiao Huo chuckled awkwardly, "Xiao Huo has heard some unpleasant rumors..."

"So, I've been curious about this ever since just now."

Hongli suddenly realized something and frowned at Xiaohuo: "Who told you so many versions of the story?"

"Aunt Xingyun!"

Without hesitation, Xiao Huo replied, "She told me herself. When she heard about Auntie's situation, she was so angry that her face turned red!"

"Okay, I understand."

Hongli sighed and rubbed her forehead: "That girl was actually drunk too, wasn't she?"

"..."

"But, having said that..."

Hongling looked at Hongli and suddenly showed a frustrated expression: "You know to come and see your aunt, but that person doesn't come..."

Perhaps I really should let go of this relationship...

"Which paragraph?"

Hongli was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "The one you have a crush on?"

"Pah! This isn't unrequited love!"

Hongling retorted angrily, "He, he must have even a tiny bit of feeling for me, right?"

"Auntie, that's a simp mentality."