How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Ah?"

Xiao Huo was completely confused.

Hongli, meanwhile, slowly opened her arms, spread her legs, and rose gracefully on her tiptoes...

"Ouch! My ankle! I'm going to twist it! Hei Yang, what's that?!"

Hongli suddenly jumped up and landed steadily. Because she was indoors, she was wearing shorts that revealed her fair thighs. She stretched and twisted them as her body moved: "Waaah, damn it, I can't stop! Heiyang, you've done so many bad things!"

"Oh dear, Xiao Li, you've been practicing martial arts since you were little, you have to believe in your body's flexibility!"

Hei Yang suddenly pulled his hands outwards, automatically zooming in on the screen in front of him, staring intently at his girlfriend: "Tsk tsk, to be honest, she should wear a little skirt, maybe she would be more pleasing to the eye."

"Mother……?"

Little Fire stared wide-eyed at her mother. She didn't understand, but she was deeply shocked!

"Waaaaah, Black Sun, I'll kill you! I'll kill you!!!" Bang! Aow!

Hongli lost her footing and fell headfirst to the ground, but as a cultivator, this was nothing. Hongli did a split, then lightly leaped up, spinning and jumping, tears streaming down her face: "I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Waaah, good brother, that's enough! I'm too ashamed to face anyone!"

"Tsk tsk," Hei Yang said, resting his chin on his hand without blinking, "Xiao Li, be more confident, you're pretty, give me a smile."

I laugh at you for being a jerk.

Hong Li performed a high-difficulty spinning move, prompting Xiao Huo and Hei Yang to clap and cheer simultaneously: "One more! One more!"

"I'll come to your ******"

A miserable smile appeared on Hongli's face: "Heiyang, you just wait, just you wait..."

"Tell me again now, do you want to honestly cultivate yourself?"

Although he tried his best to restrain himself, Hei Yang couldn't help but smile. He was secretly overjoyed, and for a moment, even his toothache seemed to lessen a bit: "Hmm, let me see, it seems like only four minutes have passed. Come on, Xiao Li, there are still fifty-six minutes left, it'll be over in the blink of an eye."

"My life is over, right?"

Hongli lightly touched the ground with her little feet, and under Xiaohuo's bewildered gaze, she quickly approached him with her dance steps, shoved Xiaohuo into the nest, and almost without pausing, twirled and jumped away: "Xiaohuo, go to sleep early, don't look at Mommy, waaaah..."

"Tsk tsk, aren't you getting more and more skilled?"

Hei Yang, undeterred, asked again, "Cultivation?"

"Don't think about it!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth: "I will never yield! I will repay this humiliation a thousandfold in the future! Do you hear me, you damned Black Sun!"

"Tch, their attitude in admitting their mistakes is extremely poor; I do not recommend approving their discharge."

Hearing Hong Li's reply, Hei Yang curled his lip, his smile fading as he regained his composure: "Hmph, then let's continue. Nobody's sleeping tonight! Ouch, my tooth hurts..."

Hongli: "..."

Don't cry, that bastard Yang will laugh!

Hongli, you can do it!

It's only been an hour... Maybe I should just vote, sob sob sob...

"Sigh, hoo..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Something's not right, why is this toothache getting worse?

Just now it felt like someone was punching his cheek, then it felt like a hammer was driving nails into his teeth, and now it feels like... someone is conducting a bomb detonation experiment on his gums?

The girl forced a smile, her eyes lifeless.

The boy was pale, but he tried to remain calm.

Hei Yang and Hong Li: This shouldn't be happening. Is this how other people's relationships are...?

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 142 Can the webcam in online classes really keep you in check?

"Huh, huh..."

Hongli, barefoot, collapsed to the ground, her eyes vacant, looking utterly hopeless: "An hour, an hour, it's finally over..."

"Hey, hey, this is nothing! My tooth still hurts, how can you stop?!"

Hei Yang grumbled unhappily, "Happy times are so short!"

"I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore..."

Hongli waved her hand weakly. The physical exhaustion was secondary; the key issue was the mental blow...

They actually made her dance for Hei Yang for a whole hour! That's so unfair! Waaaaah...

My ideal family position? The younger brother/sister!

"Tch, that's nothing."

Hei Yang curled his lip: "Is that all? How about we keep playing the music and dancing?"

"Stop playing, stop dancing..."

Hongli forced a smile, put her hands behind her back, stood barefoot on the wooden floor, and looked like a dignified young lady.

"I will cultivate diligently and will never dare to disobey Young Master Hei Yang again!"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow, smiled, and relaxed his arms.

"It would have been better if this had happened sooner, but since it's come to this..."

"You believe that? You stupid dog, go to hell!"

Hong Li suddenly sprang up, her two hands reaching out from behind her back, each holding a curse card.

"Stomach bloated, legs weak, I'll give you a thorough dressing down! ... "

"You really think I'd believe that? I've been waiting for you!"

Hei Yang snorted coldly, raised both hands, and held two Great Adventure Cards between them!

"Hongli, I order you to immediately put on a short skirt and black stockings, and then cultivate to the Golden Core stage! Send..."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"What the hell..."

Hongli hesitated, as if she wanted to say something but then stopped.

"you are vicious……"

Hei Yang's lips twitched.

Hongli: "Um..."

Hei Yang: "I think..."

Hongli and Heiyang: "Brother, spare us! Sister, no!"

Don't move! I mean, don't start it!

"I said……"

Hongli looked nervously at the trump card in Heiyang's hand and whispered, "How about we talk?"

"Talk?"

Hei Yang feigned composure: "Negotiation requires resources!"

"The leg weakness card will make you feel like your kidneys have been ripped out..."

Hongli probed coldly, "Is that enough to cover the cost?"

"That's not enough, I can make you dance until your legs are sore!"

"The bloating card can make you scream in pain from being so full..."

Hongli continued to probe: "Is it enough to cover the costs?"

"That's not enough! I can make you scream with hunger with my Great Adventure Card!"

"I have a bloated stomach, toothache, and weak legs!"

Cold sweat dripped from Hong Li's forehead: "Is that enough leverage for negotiation?"

"I……"

Hei Yang and Hong Li stared intently at each other, thinking that the punches thrown would eventually be returned in another form.

That feeling definitely wouldn't be pleasant...

"Okay, let's negotiate!" *2

"Since we both genuinely want to solve the problem, let's skip the scheming and plotting."

Hei Yang snorted and looked at Hong Li: "Then I'll be blunt from the start. You can't live like this until you reach the Golden Core stage, right?"