How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Have."

Hongli nodded firmly: "You're mistaken."

"Oh, is that so?"

A few question marks appeared above Xingyun's head as she frowned, trying to recall: "It seems..."

"It doesn't seem like it!"

Hongli slapped away the bubble of memories on Xingyun's head and misled her, "With so many spirit stones, how did you lend them to me back then if you didn't have a storage bag?"

"Hmm, I think it was..."

Xingyun tried to think about it again, and it seemed like she used Aunt Hongling's storage bag...

"Paji!"

Hongli shattered Xingyun's bubble of memories once again: "That's right, you remember correctly, it was you who lent it to me for storage!"

"is that so……"

Xingyun looked at Hongli's confident expression, completely bewildered: "Could it be that I'm still not sober and have misremembered because I'm drunk?"

"Yes, it is like that!"

"But I didn't lend Sister Hongli this much, did I?"

"That's interest!"

"Huh?"

"You have to pay interest when you borrow money, at least that's the rule in our area. I don't know about other places!"

Hongli continued to deceive, "Based on interest rates, that's the amount!"

"real……"

Xingyun's eyes were filled with great doubt: "Really?"

"When has your sister Hongli ever lied to you!"

Hongli waved her hand: "Alright, alright, don't worry about the details, tonight..."

Um, no, why don't you and Gaga stay at my place for the next few days? Anyway, your house burned down..."

"But it really is possible..."

Before Xingyun could finish speaking, Hongli interrupted her, turning and walking into the kitchen: "Alright, alright, you're not allowed to refuse Sister Hongli."

Also, let's have dinner together tonight, I'll cook myself..."

"Sister Hongli cooked herself..."

As if a button had been pressed, Xingyun's eyes widened suddenly, and the effects of the alcohol finally wore off completely. She turned and ran, shouting, "Goodbye, Sister Hongli! I suddenly remembered that it's okay for me to sleep in the ruins! Sister Hongli, please let me go!"

"You guy."

Hongli grabbed Xingyun by the back of her collar, watching the latter frantically try to escape, and said with a displeased look, "You're quick to react, aren't you?"

"Dad said so!"

Xingyun cried out in horror, "Once you practice martial arts to a certain level, you can develop muscle memory that's almost instinctive!"

Therefore, survival is also a human instinct, and Sister Hongli, please forgive me for not being able to accompany you..."

"Okay, okay, just kidding."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "There's enough food at home, so you won't eat my cooking. Someone else will eat it."

"There are other victims!!!"

Xingyun's eyes widened: "Senior sister, too much killing will become a burden on your cultivation path!"

Hongli: "..."

One after another, the character "井" (well) popped up on Hong Li's head, and her fists involuntarily hardened: "Why don't you eat it for him?"

"But appropriate decisive action is also necessary!"

Xingyun looked at Hongli with a serious expression: "Go for it, Senior Sister! I support you!"

"whispering sound."

Hongli let go of her hand and glanced at Xingyun: "I already said that last time was just an accident. Really, don't you give people a chance to change? Are you going to kill your senior sister with one blow?"

"Don't you know that a scholar should be viewed with new eyes after three days of separation?"

"Senior Sister is right!"

Xingyun looked ashamed: "It was my fault. I shouldn't have shown that kind of attitude."

"Heh, good to know."

"So where are the food supplies stored?"

"You get up too!"

Hongli slammed the kitchen door shut, her face full of displeasure.

"It's so strange. Whether it's my caring and loving aunt at the beginning, or the naive and innocent Xiaoyun from before, I always feel like..."

They seem to have been influenced by someone... Never mind, I don't want to think about it anymore, it definitely can't be me!

"Ah this..."

Xingyun looked at the tightly closed kitchen door, a guilty expression on her face: "Senior Sister Hongli, you're not really angry, are you... But I just want to live..."

Oh, right, Gaga, I need to remind Gaga…

Xingyun suddenly realized that her child had climbed off somewhere again, and hurriedly looked around in a panic, afraid that the child might have climbed onto Sister Hongli's cutting board or something...

Then she saw that Gaga was placed on a small cushion, and Little Fire was standing in front of it with a serious expression, waving its wings.

"As someone who's been through it all, I have to teach you some things so that you can avoid many detours and grow up safely."

Little Fire thought for a moment, then hopped and skipped to the red glass desk, dragged over a large notebook, leaned a stool against it to make it stand up straight, and then used its wings to hold a pen and tapped the notebook.

"Well, you may not be able to read yet, but that's okay. Just listen to what I'm saying. I made this notebook mainly to get a feel for what it's like to be a teacher."

"quack?"

Little Gaga tilted his head.

"Ahem, alright, no interrupting, no looking around, class is starting."

Xiao Huo patted the notebook: "First of all, to survive, you need food and water, that's crucial."

So, firstly, you need to learn to cry and call for your mother. If you're hungry, just call out. How will your mother know you're hungry if you don't tell her?

"quack!"

Little Gaga's eyes lit up, and he nodded as if he understood, "I've learned something! Teacher Xiao Huo started with some really useful information!"

"It's good that you know it's practical information. This is all from people who have been through it. I'm not worried that you can't do it, I'm just worried that you won't listen!"

Xiao Huo shook his head and continued, "Secondly, Mom is the person we depend on for survival and live with day and night. In many cases, we can rely on Mom to solve difficulties, but there are exceptions."

You need to understand that mothers are also children in their own homes, taking care of a child for the first time. They might accidentally raise you to death. So, besides feeding yourselves, you also need to learn how to protect yourselves!

"quack?"

To raise... to death...?

Little Gaga was taken aback. What? The topic had suddenly become terrifying.

"Wow, you don't believe me!"

Little Fire glared at Gaga: "I'm telling you something very serious. Do you know how lucky you are to be able to receive my teachings and guidance?!"

Like me, back then no one taught me, I was feeling my way across the river, and I almost lost my life. Even so, the years have left their scars on my body, like this one near my eye...

Oh, I don't have any scars. That's alright then. Anyway, you need to be self-protective. I'll break it down into the following points: being opportunistic, being glib, and using sweet talk..."

"What are they saying..."

Xingyun tilted her head, watching Xiao Huo flapping its wings with a serious expression, while her own Gaga looked like it had benefited greatly.

But because they weren't speaking human language, but rather a private voice chat within their tribe, from Xingyun's perspective...

Little Fire: "Chirp chirp chirp, chirp chirp! Chirp? Chirp!"

Gaa: "Gaa gaa gaa! Gaa gaa gaa! Gaa!"

Xingyun: "..."

Damn it, I'm so curious, I really want to know what they're talking about!

……

"Hmph! You all think I can't cook anything good, right!"

Hong Li brandished a kitchen knife, her face filled with murderous intent, her tone full of defiance: "The more you disbelieve me, the more seriously I'll make a delicious dish that will make Hei Yang drool with envy, the kind that makes him want to swallow his tongue! Hmph, let's get started!"

As a master of both spear and sword, wielding a kitchen knife is more than enough for her. In no time at all, Hong Li removed the hair, cleaned the impurities, cut it into pieces, and washed it...

"Wait, I don't think I've had time to replenish my equipment after the last battle..."

Hongli frowned, looking at the pots on the shelf: "Hmm, there are still four pots left. Last time, how many did you use in total? Thirteen? Fourteen?"