How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Tsk tsk, you."

Meng Po's lips curled up in a continuous smile; it had been years since she had spoken to anyone like this: "Alright, alright, Grandma will pay you your salary herself, okay?"

"They're not going to send me a bowl of soup, are they?"

"It's not impossible."

"I don't think so."

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, um..."

Meng Po smiled and pondered, "To be honest, it's only been less than three hours, and you're still slacking off here. Grandma doesn't want to give you anything good."

"You are so honest."

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, "If you ask me, you can just stuff some trash into my hands and tell me it's some kind of treasure passed down from our ancestors when they created the world, but I can only activate it when I'm really, really strong."

"You're quite adept at digging your own grave."

"Basic operation, not worth mentioning."

"Okay, okay, I could never do something so shameless."

Meng Po rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and casually said, "I suddenly remembered the soup your little girlfriend made, but it doesn't look very successful. In return, I'll give you some pointers."

"It's not necessary!"

Hei Yang's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly begged for mercy: "My goodness, Grandma Meng is already very powerful, she doesn't need you to upgrade her any further."

Besides, my little Li definitely doesn't aspire to be Meng Po (the goddess of forgetfulness)... or Red Granny (?), she only wants to be Black Sun's wife!

Moreover, if Hongli were to actually learn even a move or two...

"Heiyang, go and put the child to sleep."

"No, I did it yesterday, it's your turn today."

"You really don't want to go?"

"I really won't go!"

"You must be thirsty. Have a drink of water."

"Oh, thank you! Glug glug glug..."

"Heiyang, go and put the child to sleep..."

"No, yesterday... eh?"

"Hey what? Yesterday it was my turn, today it's yours!"

"That's okay."

It's okay, damn it!

Wouldn't that make him Hongli's plaything, allowing her to do whatever she wants?!

Absolutely not!!!

"What nonsense are you thinking? It's a secret recipe, why would I just pass it on to anyone?"

Meng Po glanced at Hei Yang and explained slowly, "I just want to tell you that she should have done this..."

.........

"Alright, alright, it's his loss to miss out on your auntie."

Hongli patted her aunt's back expressionlessly: "Even if this one isn't here, you can find someone better."

"Right, right, that's exactly what I think!"

Hongling felt a little comforted.

"Men, even if you successfully steal someone else's partner today, you'll be suspicious again tomorrow that he might be stolen away by someone else."

"That's right! Xiao Li, you're right! Is there anything else?"

Hongling wanted more comfort.

"Hmm, I'm out of words."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "That's enough, isn't it? You're making my legs go numb. Are the enforcement teams that idle...?"

"Well, it's time to change shifts, and now it's time to rest."

Hongling chuckled twice, feeling that her authority as an aunt had vanished.

她看着红璃那副一脸欠揍的样子，突然有些好奇到底是什么样的男生，才能让她这个侄女喜欢上……

Or rather, what kind of good temper does she have to be able to put up with her niece?

"Xiao Li, can your aunt ask you something?"

"what?"

Hongli asked in confusion, "What do you mean?"

"What do you think..."

Hongling asked curiously, "What's your boyfriend, Heiyang, like? I mean, what kind of guy is he?"

Why are you asking this?

Hong Li's expression instantly turned serious, and she warily distanced herself from Hong Ling: "I'm warning you, even if no one wants you, you're not allowed to make a move on him, or I'll turn my back on you!"

"You've already turned your back on me."

Hongling rolled her eyes, waved her hand, and retorted, "Me, trying to hit on him? Do you even know how old I am this year, or how much older I am than you guys?"

"How many?"

"It's... um, I won't tell you."

Hongling snorted and pouted, "I'm just curious, why can someone like you, who never goes out, never talks to anyone, has a bad temper, and a weird personality, find a boyfriend, but I can't?"

"No matter how much you slander me, it won't change anything."

Hongli shrugged, looking smug like a victor: "There's nothing I can do. Is this kind of thing difficult? It's very easy!"

Let me tell you, he knelt on the ground, hugged my legs, and cried so pitifully, begging me to be his girlfriend.

Well, I had no choice but to reluctantly agree.

However, hmph, whether there will be any further development depends on his performance; otherwise, hmph!

"How, how could..."

Hongling looked at the smug Hongli with a face full of shock and confusion: "Why? Why do you always look so high and mighty, while I'm so lowly?"

Because bragging isn't illegal.

Hong Li muttered to herself.

"Ha, of course my charm surpasses yours."

Hongli smiled and feigned sorrow: "Oh well, there's nothing I can do. This person is good-looking, has a good personality, is hardworking and kind. It's normal for him to be liked."

"Oh dear, I receive so many love letters every day, it's so annoying!"

"Love letters too?!"

No, not really.

"of course."

Hongli opened her eyes and said, "There must be someone who hasn't received it, right? Tsk tsk, the cheesy words in it, I don't even want to read them out."

"No, why don't you talk to your aunt?"

Hongling shook Hongli's arm, looking curious: "I've never received a love letter in my life before, tell me what's inside!"

What a coincidence! I didn't know either, boohoo.

"Ahem, this."

Hong Li squinted and shrugged: "Those who understand will understand, and those who don't, there's nothing I can do about it."

"Tch, fine, I won't say then..."

Hongling shook off Hongli's arm, pouted, but still couldn't help asking, "What's his personality like? Is he honest? Is he good to you? Is he gentle?"

"Same as me."

Hongli sighed.

"what?"

Hongling picked at her ear, then couldn't help but ask, "What did you say?"

"His personality is just like mine."

Hong Li repeated with a displeased look, "Or rather, is it because my personality is the same as his?"

No, no, it must be him who takes after me, how could it be me who takes after him? This order of precedence is very important..."

"so……"

Hongling's smile gradually faded, and her expression became calm: "You two are birds of a feather."