How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 17 Parents are not home...

"Die! Die! Die!"

Hei Yang swiftly grabbed a stool and started hitting Chu Linzi. To be honest, Chu Linzi was indeed a Qi Refining stage monster. An ordinary weasel would have been dead long ago after being hit by Hei Yang's few blows. Chu Linzi was quite resilient!

But being able to withstand a beating is good, because being able to withstand a beating means you can fight for a longer time. Hei Yang gritted his teeth and cursed as he fought.

"You dislike chicken feathers, huh? I won't even give you chicken feathers to eat, what kind of person are you, huh?"

As he left the forest, blood began to seep from his body, and his skin and flesh changed color.

"We ourselves couldn't bear to eat that spirit chicken; we've been quenching our thirst with just looking at plums all day long. And you still want to eat meat?"

We're stuck there struggling to survive in the wilderness, while you're enjoying good food and drink here, feeling quite comfortable, huh? Oh, I just noticed! You dared to take my seat! I can't take this seat anymore, I can't take it anymore!

"Ah this..."

Before the onlookers could recover from the shock of "Hei Yang Hong Li actually dared to attack the Immortal Master," the shock of "The Immortal Master is actually a monster, and a weasel at that" stunned them even more.

Right now, Hei Yang's face was contorted with deep hatred, and although the specifics of what had happened were unknown, just looking at the ruthless methods he used, each strike aimed at vital points, made one hiss...

A series of shocks caused everyone present to completely freeze; the file was too large to process...

"Hey, go easy on me."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang: "Don't kill it before it's my turn, or I'll take it out on you."

"I don't care, I'm not going to hold back, let it be."

Hei Yang snorted coldly, his hands moving even faster, smashing several stools in the process: "I'll teach you to be an immortal, I'll teach you to eat chicken, I'll teach you to spread false information, I'll teach you... I'll teach you to pollute my vision!"

"Ha, you've suffered from your lack of education, haven't you? Now you're starting to make up excuses."

Hong Li curled her lip in disdain, but then turned her head to look at the forest trail on the ground, tilting her head slightly: "Alright, my problem is that it is indeed polluting the view."

"this and that……"

The shop owner walked over shakily: "Miss Hong Er, what's going on? Am I dreaming?"

"What are you afraid of in a dream?"

Hong Li glanced at him.

"What if it's not a dream?"

"Then there's even less to be afraid of. Didn't you see that we've already subdued that guy?"

"Uh……"

The shop owner glanced at it furtively, then immediately turned away. The scene was too gruesome. He nodded with difficulty, "Yes, they've subdued them!"

"Don't say anything."

Hongli stretched out her hand: "Is there anything to drink? These days have been so bitter for me..."

My parents will be heartbroken if they find out, sob sob sob..."

"Ah this..."

"Oh, what is this?!"

Hongli instantly stopped faking her tears: "I said I wanted a drink, a drink, it's not like I'm not paying..."

"Oh, oh, right..."

The shop owner, realizing what was happening, quickly picked up a wine jar from the side, replaced it with a new cup, and handed it to Hongli: "Miss Hong, please have some..."

"Ok?"

Hongli frowned, and the shop owner's heart skipped a beat. Oh no, he had forgotten something in his excitement.

"Ah, here, for drinking, juice!"

The waiter suddenly appeared from somewhere, jogging out and handing Hongli the juice: "Here!"

"That's pretty much it."

Hongli took the juice, took a sip with relish, and a happy smile appeared on her face: "Boss, you're so forgetful, you even tried to get me to drink alcohol..."

"Oh dear, you can't say that!"

The shop owner was sweating profusely.

"Done yet?"

Hongli waved to Heiyang: "Isn't it my turn?"

"Wait, wait, let me give it a couple more hard blows so it can't escape!"

"Crawl! Its legs have been broken by it. You're letting it escape by using its head!"

"That makes sense, I'll give it two more whacks on the head!"

"You're so meow..."

"that……"

A voice suddenly broke in, and the two looked in the direction of the sound, only to see the Huang family patriarch with a complicated expression.

"Uncle Huang, is there something you need?"

"Xiao Yang...and Xiao Li..."

The Huang family patriarch looked at the two children, who were about the same age as his own, and his eyes held pain, love, admiration, and anger—in short, a densely packed fan-shaped diagram!

The Huang family patriarch's lips trembled slightly: "Could you... let me have a turn too...?"

"Oh? You have a grudge against it too?"

"It emptied half of my Huang family's coffers. All seventeen members of the clan, including my two biological children, died in the forest because of it..."

The Huang family patriarch could no longer hold back his tears, saying, "Is it wrong to hope that my son will become a dragon? Is this punishment for greed?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged glances, each taking a step back and handing the stools they were holding to the Huang family patriarch: "You are of higher rank, so please go first!"

"Thank you..."

The Huang family patriarch took the stool, his aura changed drastically, and his eyes turned bloodshot as he charged towards the forest below: "Die! Die! Give me back my son's life!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and said with a helpless expression, "Sorry, it seems there really isn't a spot for you."

"Forget it."

Hong Li waved her hand, her face regaining its composure: "Anyway, I've calmed down... Here, would you like some juice?"

"You still understand me!"

……

The news that the so-called immortal was actually a monster in disguise instantly set the entire Five Colors City ablaze.

After learning that the so-called "fate to the immortals" was nothing but a scam, and that those who died were actually fed to tigers in a conspiracy, the entire city was enraged.

Public opinion was in an uproar, and even the city lord was so shocked that he had to push his wheelchair out to appease everyone and finally stabilize the situation.

Regardless of how worried the city lord was about the pile of minced meat, Hei Yang and Hong Li had already slipped away when no one was looking. If they weren't afraid that guy would run away, their first priority would definitely be to go home.

However, when they got home, the situation there was beyond their expectations.

[Hongli: My parents aren't home.]

[Heiyang: What a coincidence, my parents aren't home either.]

[Hongli: The servants at home said they went out on business, around the time the news spread that we hadn't died and were coming back alive.]

[Hei Yang: What a coincidence! I have a feeling my family is hiding something. They probably know where Mom and Dad went!]

……

[Hongli: I've already forced it out of you, what about you?]

[Hei Yang: What a coincidence! Could there be an even bigger coincidence?]

[Hongli: Well then, see you later?]

[Black Sun: We need to get there before they destroy the evidence!]

……

"Whirring whirring……"

Hei Muguang, Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying, and Hong Xiaochen ran quickly, occasionally turning their heads to look back.

"Have you caught up?"

"Xiao Yang and the others shouldn't have noticed so quickly!"

"It's hard to say..."

"We must destroy the evidence quickly, or it will be bad if they see it."