How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

A kind and loving grandmother, delicious food, a warm and cozy home...

Ah! Is this the paradise Mom talked about?

No wonder her parents were so desperate to come back; had she been living in hell all along?!

"Little Fire, you're awesome! Again, ah—"

"what---"

"Woooooooo..."

Xiao Huo shed tears of emotion. It was all so beautiful. If this was a dream, she wished she would never wake up!

"Oh dear, look how much the child is craving it... he's about to cry!"

Lan Yuying tenderly rubbed Xiao Huo's red hair.

"It's obvious that he suffered a lot of grievances following that girl Xiao Li, and he didn't know where his next meal would come from... Poor child, look at those skinny arms and legs, oh dear, he's starving to the point of being skin and bones!"

Tell Grandma, how many meals does Xiao Huo eat a day when he's out with Xiao Li? Does he eat three meals a day?

"what?"

Xiao Huo tilted her head, looking shocked: "They can eat three meals a day? And they eat such good food? That's too extravagant!"

Lan Yuying: "???"

.........

"Hmm hmm~ Hmm hmm~"

Hongli hummed a little tune happily, her smile never fading.

[Hongli: Heiyang! Heiyang! Are you awake? Are you awake?]

[Hei Yang: Hmm, not awake yet. Hei Yang needs to sleep for a month or so first...]

[Hongli: Huh? You've slept for three hours already? A whole month is ridiculous! Wake up!]

[Heiyang: What the hell did I sleep for three hours? Sister, have a conscience!]

If I had slept for three hours, who was that talking to you just now?

[Hongli: I don't care, you can't just leave me all alone for a month, can you?]

[Hei Yang: Hmm... then come over and we can sleep together?]

[Hongli: Hmm...]

[Hongli: It's not impossible. Just wait here, I'll bring my blankets and pillows and come find you...]

[Black Sun: Uh... never mind, you'll regret it...]

[Hongli: Huh? What do you mean, after...]

Before she could finish speaking, Hong Li's body suddenly stiffened—there was murderous intent!

She stiffly turned her head and, sure enough, saw her mother smiling at her. Her heart skipped a beat: "Haha, Mom, how did you get behind me? That was kind of scary, haha!"

"Huh? Really?"

Lan Yuying's upper face was obscured by shadows, and she said calmly, "Mom was also startled when she heard about Xiao Huo's daily life!"

Hmm, my daughter wrote in a letter that she's been getting up and eating on time every day, going to bed early and waking up early, and maintaining a reasonable schedule!

"Ah this..."

Hong Li revealed her half-moon eyes. "No way, you actually believe this old lady? Can Hong Li maintain a reasonable schedule without anyone supervising her?"

You might as well believe in the part that became the sect leader!

"Um, Mom, don't listen to that brat Xiao Huo's endless lies..."

Hong Li squinted and chuckled, "Well, she just loves to play the victim and deceive people. In reality, she lives a very comfortable life, eating meat and fish every day! Hahahaha..."

"Haha."

Lan Yuying remained calm, but a chilling laugh escaped her throat: "Hahahaha."

"what……"

Hongli was covered in sweat: "Hahaha..."

Lan Yuying: "Haha."

Hongli: "Haha...?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

Hongli stood on the street, looking at the tightly closed door, tears streaming down her face: "Waaah, this is not fair, I am also a member of the family!"

I've shed sweat and tears for this family, I'm a hero! Open the door! Open the door! I want to see my bed! I want to see my bed!

[Hongli: Waaaaah, Heiyang, they kicked me out of my house, I'm homeless now, can you take in a heartbroken girl?]

[Hei Yang: Hmm, being kicked out of the house and stuff, why don't you come and see me...]

[Hongli: ?]

A man named Yang was wrapped in a quilt and lay in front of the Hei family's gate, his face peaceful.

"what……"

Looking at the sun in the sky, Hei Yang sighed, "Life is always so unpredictable, but at least I can still bask in the sunlight..."

A dark shadow blocked the view.

Yeah, the sunlight's gone too.

"Hey, I said..."

Hong Li stared blankly with dead fish eyes, looking down at the peaceful black sun on the ground, her face expressionless.

"Hey, bro, it's one thing to lie on the ground, but at least find a bridge or something, right?"

You're lying here on the street right opposite your house; now everyone knows you've been kicked out!

"What do you know!"

Hei Yang snorted softly and pulled the blanket tighter around himself: "This is my silent protest against them, to show them my cold-heartedness and give them a chance to admit their mistakes!"

Hongli: "..."

"Then keep protesting..."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "I'll go get a stool and sit next to you while I eat sunflower seeds."

"Hey, you scoundrel!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but shout, "Don't you dare throw sunflower seed shells in front of my house!"

"You're returning your home, brother?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow and couldn't help but sneer, "You have nothing to do with this family anymore!"

"whispering sound."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li: "Didn't you get kicked out just like everyone else?"

"My situation is different from yours..."

Hongli choked, then lowered her head: "Fine, I've been kicked out too, waaaaah..."

"Ha, Hong Li, who has no spirit of resistance!"

Hei Yang snorted and pulled the blanket tighter around himself: "Just wait! Soon they'll be begging me to come in!"

"Son! Your parents can't live without you!"

Hei Yang was lost in his fantasy.

"Alright, stop dreaming!"

Hong Li slapped away Hei Yang's fantasy bubble and said speechlessly, "How long have you been lying here?"

"Only five hours!"

Hongli: "..."

This one is even more of a heavyweight!

"I think I'll just go get a bag of sunflower seeds..."

"no!"

"Then I'll bring a bag of peanuts..."

"Wow, you!"

What's wrong with me?

Hongli shrugged: "I only did this for you..."

"squeak"

Before Hongli could finish speaking, the door to the Hei family's house opened from the inside, and Hei Yang's parents walked out side by side, chatting and laughing.

"Look!"