How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Ow!!!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth: "No, if you keep doing that I'll scream! If Mom and Dad hear me, we're doomed!"

"I'll kill you first!"

"But you've read my diary too..."

"You were peeping, I was doing it with your permission, how can they be the same!"

"But……"

"No buts yet, try this move! Drink!"

"Ow!!!"

"..."

"call……"

After finishing a set of punches, Hong Li looked at Hei Yang, whose life or death was unknown, and smiled coldly. She lifted his shirt to reveal his back covered in fist marks. Hong Li swallowed and coughed twice: "Do you know your mistake now! Slurp... cough cough!"

"Wrong, wrong..."

Hei Yang, barely breathing, waved his hand and said, "I was wrong, okay..."

"Hum..."

Hong Li's two hands seemingly unintentionally pressed onto someone's back, then moved horizontally, spun and leaped, transforming her palms into claws...

"Hello..."

Hei Yang struggled and shook himself twice, then said irritably, "What are you doing!"

"Cough cough..."

Hongli turned her head away guiltily: "Um, I was definitely punishing you!"

"Let me go after you've finished punishing me..."

"I haven't even spanked you yet..."

"what???"

"Slurp, cough cough, what I mean is, do you realize you were wrong?!"

Hong Li feigned composure.

"understood……"

Hei Yang's tone was melancholic.

"Then...where did we go wrong?"

"The mistake was..."

Black Sun tremblingly stretched out his hand: "The mistake was..."

"Ok?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow: "Quickly tell me where you went wrong?!"

"The mistake was... Ha! I wasn't wrong!"

Hei Yang suddenly flipped over, grabbed Hong Li's shoulders, and pressed her down: "Hahaha, how can a real man stay subservient to others for long!"

"Ugh, you son of a bitch..."

Hongli's long hair was spread out on the ground. Her eyes widened, she took a deep breath, and strained her legs: "Rabbit kicks eagle! Hongli kicks dog!"

"Teng!"

Hei Yang's pupils contracted, and he quickly shifted his body to avoid having his kidneys kicked and shattered, but he was still kicked into the air. As expected, what followed was Hong Li's series of attacks!

A strong wind howled, and at the critical moment, Hei Yang exerted force in his waist, twisted his body sharply, adjusted his divine position, and swooped down with the force: "Crow takes off!"

"Drink!"

"Hooah!"

The two Golden Core cultivators were wrestling on the floor, poking their noses and pulling their hair, cough cough... They fought all the way to the edge of the world, and even the Great Dao was somewhat worn away!

"Boom!"

There was a muffled sound.

"Huh?" *2

Hei Yang Hong Li watched as the shadow looming over her grew larger and larger. She looked up in bewilderment, and finally, unable to bear it any longer, she swatted the bookshelf down like a fly swatter, purifying the world!

"!!!"

"Hey, Hongli, let go right now! Let go! It's going to fall down!"

"No! We'll die together!"

"Hey! Don't do that!"

"Give up, watch out for my deadly scissor kick!"

"What the hell..."

"Boom!!!"

Phew, the world is peaceful now...

"that……"

Hei Yang suddenly stuck an arm out from the pile of books: "We made such a commotion..."

Hmm, she's so small, she probably won't be heard..."

"I do not care……"

Hongli stretched out an arm: "You have to take responsibility and help me organize the books..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Paji"

His arm hung limply...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 232 Perhaps only a dark room can make people more diligent... No! It cannot bind a free soul!

"Where should I put this copy of 'The Murder Case Files: The Beheaded Minotaur'?"

Hei Yang waved the book in his hand, turned to look at Hong Li who was seriously sorting things out, and called out again, "Hey, Xiao Li? Please answer if you hear me!"

"Hmm, biographies of immortal cultivation... a collection of fables..."

Hong Li's eyes moved slightly upwards, then she nodded firmly: "Oh right, it's here... Ah? Hei Yang, what did you say?"

"I'm talking about this one."

Hei Yang shook his head helplessly: "Where should I put it?"

"Oh ho, the second floor."

"okay!"

Watching Hei Yang effortlessly arrange the books on the upper shelf without even needing a stool, Hong Li's eyes showed envy: "Hei Yang, let's talk about something?"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang carefully arranged the books without turning his head: "Speak."

“That’s…”

Hong Li chuckled twice: "When I was in the Five Elements Sect, I learned about a strange object called 'Sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone,' one of its functions is to transfer other people's height to oneself."

Can you spare me a few centimeters?

Really, I don't need much. I'd be content if I could reach around 165 centimeters in my lifetime!

"Uh……"

Hei Yang sighed and said sincerely to Hong Li, "To be honest, your height is already considered average, and your body proportions are quite good. Suddenly adding a few centimeters would actually look out of place."

After a pause, Hei Yang spread his hands and said, "Besides, if you can fly, why would you be afraid of altitude restrictions?"

"That's different. I'm a human, not some ghost. How can I just float around forever..."

"Who said only the dead can float? Like Tornado, Onoki, cough cough..."

Hei Yang suddenly laughed out loud, and seeing Hong Li's confused look, he waved his hand with a smile: "Um, sorry, I just suddenly had some inexplicable associations..."

"Tch, they're using the isekai trope again..."

Hongli pouted: "You still won't tell me? You used to explain things to me so patiently..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang paused for a moment, then waved his hand and explained, "I saw that the character I mentioned was in your comic book, which is why I didn't tell you beforehand!"