How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Yes, I can't wait!"

Hongli smiled happily, but she was still a little worried.

"It's like the last few minutes before get out of class ends. The airship won't be here for a few more days. How are we going to get through these few days?!"

I'm feeling so anxious right now!

Hongli unconsciously tightened her grip on Heiyang's arm, her face full of displeasure.

"I can't calm down, I can't even sleep well, I'm so anxious right now, that's why I need to find something else to stimulate me and distract myself!"

Of course, it's also possible that the anxiety isn't solely due to this reason.

"For example?"

Hei Yang suddenly kissed his girlfriend on the cheek: "Mua, like this?"

“Eee… um…”

Hong Li's heart raced, her face flushed slightly, and she said, "Yes, it's really exciting, but... but it's not enough!"

After a pause, Hongli suddenly pulled Heiyang's face close to hers, and under Heiyang's shocked gaze, Hongli took the initiative to bite his lips with a "woof".

"Well, at least, well, at least it has to be like this!"

[Your contract partner (Black Sun) is in a good mood and, in a moment of inspiration, has successfully merged their supernatural powers of invisibility and concealment.]

[Your contracted partner (Black Sun) has advanced to the second level of the Golden Core stage, and their cultivation realm is now synchronized.]

.........

"Ha, Little Fire, come quick!"

Lan Yuying pointed to the three little snowmen in front of her and chuckled, "Look here, don't they look like Grandma, Grandpa, and Little Fire?"

"Hey? Wait a minute, let Little Fire take a look!"

Xiao Huo was sitting next to his grandparents at the table, not drinking, but intently eating the peanuts they were using as a snack.

Hearing Grandma calling, he ran out with his little legs and saw two big snowmen guarding a small snowman. You could actually make out the appearance of three people.

"Hehe, after all these years, my technique is still pretty good!"

Qing Yiyi clapped her hands and looked at her masterpiece with a smile.

"Grandma is amazing!"

Little Fire stared wide-eyed at the snowman in front of him: "Grandma is amazing too!"

"Hehe, thanks for the compliment."

Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying smiled and gave each other a high five.

"However, there are still some flaws."

Qing Yiyi sighed and smiled helplessly.

"It's much harder for Little Fire to transform into the shape of a Firecracker than into a human form. I've tried several times and failed each time. I still haven't come up with a good solution."

"This is good enough!"

Little Fire chuckled, turned to look around with a curious expression, and asked, "Um, is there a snowman without a mom and dad?"

"Ah, this..."

Lan Yuying calmly pointed to a snowdrift that resembled a grave mound and nodded: "Isn't that them?"

"Ah?"

Little Fire tilted his head: "No!"

"How not?"

Qing Yiyi chuckled, walked to the snowdrift on the grave, and introduced, "This is what they looked like when they were sleeping in late under the covers!"

Little Fire: "Ah, this..."

"how is it going?"

Lan Yuying looked at Xiao Huo expectantly: "Don't we look just like them?"

"Uh……"

Xiao Huo nodded with a complicated expression: "It seems that's indeed the case!"

"Hey, you three, it's still raining outside, what are you doing standing in the yard!"

Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen waved from inside the house to the outside and chuckled, "Come in and have some wine to warm up!"

"Come on, the two of you can drink it by yourselves."

Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying rolled their eyes: "Xiao Li and Xiao Yang haven't been corrupted by you, but you want to corrupt our Xiao Huo!"

"Little Huo, listen up, don't you dare learn to drink from those two old men, remember that!"

"Okay, Little Fire understands!"

.........

[Hong Butian's Lazy Dog Diary]

This is Hongbutian. Today is my first day of disguise. I just need to play the role of Xiaoli or Xiaoyang, and I'm sure I can pass the test!

On the first day, I chose to sleep in all day.

The next day, I spent the whole morning in a daze, and before I knew it, I felt like I was about to start practicing meditation. Luckily, I snapped out of it in time; it was quite a close call.

On the third day, an elder from the sect was going to give a public lecture. Although I was tempted, I suppressed the urge to go.

On the fourth day, the sect elders felt the lecture hadn't been satisfying enough and decided to extend it by one day. I didn't go; my heart was bleeding, as if I had lost tons of spirit stones.

On the fifth day, I was given a mission to go to the martial arts hall to observe my senior brothers' battles and learn their combat techniques.

I had to go, but I couldn't appear to be concentrating on my studies. Instead, I pretended to be daydreaming while secretly glancing around.

I'll work hard secretly, hopefully I won't get caught... right?

On the sixth day, another elder of the sect thought that the elder who spoke the day before yesterday was talking nonsense, so he also gave a public lecture to refute the other party's point of view.

The clash of ideas between these industry leaders would surely be incredibly beneficial to attend!

It hurts, Hong Butian, hold it in! Don't let a small thing cause you to lose something bigger!

On the seventh day, the sect delivered a high-level Qi cultivation method to my residence, saying they would lend it to me for three days.

My heart is fluttering! My heart is fluttering! The advanced Qi refining method is right in front of me, but I...

No, this is the sect deliberately setting a trap, Hong Butian! Don't fall for it! If they find out you're secretly cultivating or studying, you'll definitely be treated like a lazy bum who failed!

On the eighth day, I hid the Qi cultivation method, out of sight, out of mind.

[Day 9, the last chance, if you don't watch now, it will be taken back!]

Huff, huff, hah... No, I can't stay in this house any longer, I need to go out and clear my head.

Although lazy dogs generally don't go out, Xiao Yang and Xiao Li don't always stay cooped up at home...

Wait, that's because they all like to play with each other. Who the hell am I supposed to play with? Annoying, annoying!

On the tenth day, the Grand Elder came to see me. He was still in a soul state, but his mental state had improved a lot. He must have been living off a woman!

The Grand Elder left behind a considerable amount of spirit stones and pills, and asked if I had any questions about cultivation, offering to answer them specifically for me… I reluctantly declined!

On the eleventh day, I bought a bunch of snacks, hoping these foods would temporarily numb and corrupt my will!

On the twelfth day, I started trying to comfort myself mentally, thinking that resting wasn't so bad after all, training all day was so tiring...

[On the thirteenth day, I was tasked with a sect mission to familiarize myself with the sect's terrain and buildings so that I could integrate into the sect more quickly.]

Haha, I saw through this trick a long time ago. I spent a whole day getting used to my bed!

On the fourteenth day, the sect sent over a Qi Refining Pill, saying that it would be stored here for three days and that if it were "unfortunately" lost, they would not pursue the matter.

Hehe, misleading thinking, huh? Previously, cultivation techniques required laziness to practice, but pills fit the requirements of being good-for-nothing, so I just gulped them down, saving three days of storage time.

Elixirs need to be refined to achieve their maximum effect, but hey, I'm not refining them! I'm going to digest them myself!

Day 15, rest.

Day 16, rest.

Day 17, a boring sect mission.

Day 18.

Day 19...

[Wait a minute... can a truly lazy person keep a diary? Destroy the diary, eliminate evidence.]

"Ah, is this the last day of the three-cycle limit?"

Knowing the details of the test, Zhao Zhuji arrived at the entrance of Hong Butian's house. She was there to check on the other party, to see if he was secretly cultivating or anything, and to inform him that the time had come.

"Da da"

"Open the door! Open the door!"

Zhao Zhuji gently knocked on the door: "Hong Butian, your test time is over! I'm here to check."