How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

"Um, fellow Daoist?"

Yao Qingkong cautiously probed, "Should I continue? Or..."

"Oh, go on, I'm listening!"

Hongli snapped out of her reverie and nodded: "Yes, I wasn't daydreaming at all! Really!"

"Uh……"

Yao Qingkong, his forehead slightly sweaty, continued speaking.

"That period was very happy... or rather, it was the happiest time of my life!"

Yao Qingkong's eyes sparkled, and her face was full of tenderness: "Later, we felt homesick and wanted to find a place to settle down and live."

However, I grew up in the Medicine King Sect, while he was a child of the Five Elements Sect. We can't go back, or rather, we feel we have no face to see them anymore.

At this point, Yao Qingkong gave a complicated smile: "So, we thought about building a home that belongs to just the two of us, where only the two of us live together."

Both the Five Elements Sect and the Medicine King Sect are in the southwest corner, so why don't we just settle down in the northeast corner? Haha, a bit naive, isn't it?

That's what we were thinking back then: we wanted to go somewhere where nobody knew us, as far away from where we were familiar as possible..."

"I can't understand..."

Hongli muttered something under her breath and shook her head helplessly.

She prefers to stay in familiar places and with familiar people. A small city like Five Colors is enough to keep her and Hei Yang tied together. No matter how far they go, they will try their best to come back!

"Yeah, I don't know what we were thinking back then, haha."

Yao Qingkong shook his head and smiled self-deprecatingly: "We settled down in the northeast corner and lived happily together every day for more than two hundred years."

"Wow……"

Hongli's eyes widened. They had lived happily together for two hundred years. The combined age of her and Heiyang was less than forty. Two hundred years was such a long time. It was enviable!

Hmm... Soon she and Hei Yang will have their own home, and it will cost two hundred... no, two thousand... twenty thousand?

Well, we're going to be together forever, for much, much longer!

"Days went by like this, with occasional ups and downs, but under the hands of the two peak Golden Core cultivators, they couldn't cause any major trouble. At most, they could only be considered as a seasoning in life."

Yao Qingkong smiled and said, "Just like that, naturally, one day we suddenly wanted to have one or two children to inject new vitality into our family."

"Oh, this, having a baby..."

Hongli peeked out with her tiny eyes, glanced around furtively, leaned closer, and whispered furtively, "Um, what's it like being pregnant? Is childbirth really uncomfortable...?"

Um, don't get me wrong, we're not planning on having children right now, just... in case we change our minds later...

I'm still... just a tiny bit scared, um, just a tiny bit!

So, do you have any good experiences that I can learn from?

"Ah...you're so young...your cultivation level is already so high...and you're the sect master of the Five Elements Sect..."

Yao Qingkong looked somewhat surprised: "You're already preparing for the wedding? So early?"

"Oh dear, why so early!"

Hongli waved her hand, speechless, and said, "Don't worry about that, just share some experience with me!"

"Uh, that..."

Yao Qingkong's eyes dimmed slightly, and she sighed, "I couldn't conceive his child..."

"Ah this..."

Hongli paused, lowered her voice, and asked in confusion, "Whose problem is it? Is there no cure?"

No, it's not what you think.

Yao Qingkong waved his hand with a wry smile.

"At that time, he had already reached the peak of the Golden Core stage and was on the verge of breaking through."

So he decided to endure the tribulation of lightning first, and then have a child, just to avoid any unforeseen circumstances…

"Well……"

Hongli asked cautiously, "He failed?"

"How is that possible? How could someone as outstanding as him fail?"

Yao Qingkong flatly refused, her admiration shining on her face: "He is the most outstanding man I have ever met!"

"Tch, that's because you're inexperienced and haven't seen my Yang before..."

Hongli couldn't help but retort, "Let him step back a little!"

"Who said that!"

Yao Qingkong frowned: "You haven't seen him before, otherwise..."

"I don't need to see any other men anymore!"

Hongli interrupted her abruptly, frowning, "Because it's definitely not as good as Mouyang!"

"Impossible! He's the best!"

"You have to learn to accept it. After all, I understand that not everyone has a perfect man like me!"

"I can't accept this! You're distorting the facts!"

"Ha, it's obvious who's lying."

"you are lying!"

"You're the one who's lying!"

"you you you you……"

"What do you mean, 'you'? Want to fight?"

Hong Li glared back fiercely, clapped her hands, and a bunch of demonic shadows appeared beside her, eyeing Yao Qingkong menacingly.

"I'm giving you a chance to reframe your language."

"Ah, ah..."

Yao Qingkong's eyes widened in shock: "You, you, you cheated! You bullied others and used your power to oppress the weak!"

"Oh ho, so what?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow, her face full of arrogance and smugness: "So what if I bully people because of my power?"

"you you you……"

"What are you?"

Hong Li snorted softly, a smile appearing on her face: "Now tell me, who is the most perfect man in the world!"

"you you you……"

Yao Qingkong's voice trembled: "This is outrageous!"

"Hmph, say it with me."

Hong Li said proudly, enunciating each word clearly, "The man I possess, Yang, is the most perfect man in the world!"

"..."

Yao Qingkong remained silent, turning her head away: "Hmph!"

"Huh?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "Your bones are pretty hard!"

"Humph!"

Yao Qingkong gave a soft snort, determined to die rather than submit; she would never betray him...

"Beat her! Beat her until her bones break!"

Yao Qingkong: "???"

The shadowy figures: "Squeak, hiss, hoo-hoo, whoosh..."

"Ok?"

Hong Li smiled and shrugged: "Hmph?"

"Your...your man..."

Yao Qingkong looked like he was bearing a heavy burden of humiliation, a sense of immorality welling up inside him, and his voice trembled.

"He is, he is, the most perfect man..."

After saying that, Yao Qingkong slumped to the ground with a blank stare, looking completely lost.

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Hehehehehe!"

Hong Li couldn't help but let out a villainous laugh: "You've finally figured it out!"

Yao Qingkong: "..."