How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"I said……"

The gray-haired man slightly raised his hand, his face as cold as ice.

"Don't keep testing my limits with your emotional manipulation, or I really will kill you!"

"Oh, getting impatient?"

Zi Wu sneered repeatedly: "I might have been a little wary of you back then, but over the years you've stagnated and regressed instead of progressing, while I've gained a lot of benefits in this world."

If we really fight, both of you... will die!

"..."

The gray-haired man remained silent, closed his eyes, and gently lowered his hand: "This is the last time."

"Ha, admit it, you don't dare to make a move."

Zi Wu chuckled, "Isn't this great? I don't want to fall out with you. You help me, I help you..."

"I said that."

The gray-haired man said coldly, "I won't help you kill anyone."

"Fine, fine, if you don't want to help, that's fine too."

Zi Wu said leisurely, "Then I have no choice but to let her go. Oh dear, I wonder if something unexpected will happen to her when she deals with the old man from the Seeking Immortals Sect. I'm really looking forward to it."

"you……"

The gray-haired man's eyes widened: "You dare!"

"uh-huh."

Purple Mist said smugly, "Look at me... cough cough cough pfft he~tui!"

Ziwu was speaking when she suddenly coughed violently, her body trembling violently as if she were having an epileptic seizure.

Gray-haired man: "???"

"You want me to watch you spit?"

The gray-haired man frowned, trying to decipher what kind of code this was. It was truly unexpected!

"Cough cough, ptooey! Who told you to watch me spit!"

Purple Mist was filled with anger and fear. Its divided soul had been killed. Who did it?!

Wait, if its divided soul dies, then that woman… hiss…

Purple Mist glanced at the gray-haired man furtively, and suddenly felt a little scared, even though it wasn't afraid to fight him.

But now it's suffering from the backlash of its split soul's death, and if it knew that the woman was in trouble, it would turn into a mad dog and bite it... Hiss... Let's play it safe!

"Haha, that's right!"

Zi Wu chuckled and said, "I just wanted you to see me spit. Surprised?"

As a result, I couldn't even spit out any phlegm, because I was a cloud of fog. More surprising, right?

Haha, since you don't want to, I won't force you. See you in two weeks!

"and many more!"

The gray-haired man suddenly spoke.

"Uh...that's really unexpected, you suddenly called me..."

Zi Wu asked in a feigned calm tone, "What's wrong? Have you changed your mind and agreed to do things for me?"

"Um, I feel like..."

The gray-haired man looked at the purple mist with a strange expression.

"Are you a little weaker than before?"

"Ah, hahaha, no, I haven't gotten weaker, that's not surprising at all!"

Zi Wu appeared panicked, and in reality, she was panicked too. Damn it, why did it have to happen at this time...?

Fortunately, this canyon is its territory; as long as the formation here is activated...

"Boom!!!"

A deafening roar pulled the purple mist back to reality. Before it could react, a series of angry roars came from above the canyon.

The purple mist and the gray-haired man looked up, stunned. The mountain peaks on both sides of the canyon, including the formations on them, had been blasted away!

.........

At the Five Elements Sect, a group of disciples stood dumbfounded in the open space, staring blankly at what should have been the sect's gate.

"Um... why did the elders suddenly let us go out of the sect for a stroll, even letting the disciples who were in seclusion come out?"

"Hey! Compared to that, the important thing is that we don't know where our Five Elements Mountain has gone!"

Where's my mountain? My mountain, so big and so tall! How did it become such a big pit?!

"Could it be... that the elders absconded with the spirit stones?!"

"Bah! How many times have I told you! Our Five Elements Sect is a legitimate organization! A legitimate organization! What do you mean by running away with spirit stones? You're the one who's running away!"

"Uh, what's going on here? Can someone who knows explain it to me?"

"I... Sister Dong is here. I heard the elders say that they were going to lead the mountain tribes to fight, so they let us out to play first."

"Yay! Great victory for the new disciple! Time to go down the mountain and play!"

"We've formed a group! We've formed a group! Where are all the fellow disciples who went to play in the woods together? Let me see your hands!"

"Ugh, who in their right mind would go to the woods for a day off? I'd rather just go straight to the city!"

"Well, that works too. My family lives in the nearby residential compound... I'll go visit them."

"..."

Hei Xiaolong and Hei Xiaoqi watched as the disciples around them began discussing where to go for fun, then sneered and exchanged a glance.

Hei Xiaolong: "When they relax..."

Hei Xiaoqi: "This is the perfect opportunity to surpass them!"

Hei Xiaolong: "Now they go out to play, while I cultivate..."

Hei Xiaoqi: "Then we're basically ahead of time for no reason!"

“Hahahaha!”*2

The siblings rarely reached an agreement.

Don't worry, Brother Heiyang, I won't let you down!

Hei Xiaolong made a silent vow in his heart.

Xiao Li gave me so many spirit stones, I can't slack off!

Hei Xiaoqi's eyes were full of fighting spirit.

It is our duty to restore the glory of the Black family!

(Black Sun: Meow meow meow?)

.........

Above the canyon, the massive Five Elements Mountain blotted out the sun, while four elders stood below, their hands supporting it, their faces filled with murderous intent.

Huo Le: "Listen up, you monsters inside! You're surrounded!"

Jinxiu: "If you know what's good for you, hand over our senior brother right now, or we'll scatter your ashes!"

Mu Ling: "Don't force us to take action! Come out and surrender obediently!"

Shui Ran: "When dealing with this kind of evil and crooked path, there's no need to talk about morality! Everyone, just attack!"

"Senior brother is right!" *3

"Five Elements Mountain, Five Elements and Four Attributes, Great Suppression and Killing!" *4

"Oh, this? Oh, this?"

Zi Wu stared at the ever-growing Five Elements Mountain in the sky, utterly bewildered.

"Huh? Wait a minute! Um, your senior brother is still right next to me! Aren't you going to leave him? He..."

Zi Wu stopped mid-sentence, noticing that the gray-haired man beside her had already run dozens of miles away.

Purple Mist: "???"

"Boom!"

……

"Hiss, I knew something was wrong when I saw that mountain..."

The gray-haired man felt a tremor beneath his feet as he looked back at the canyon that had vanished without a trace, his lips twitching with lingering fear.

"I'm sorry, junior brothers and sisters, I can't go back right now. I need to rescue Qingkong first, and then I'll come back to thank you!"

Jinxiu: "Oh no! Senior Brother is trying to run away again!"