How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

I'll emphasize this again in a moment: anyone who makes another mistake will be in for a rough time in next year's evaluation!

"Hey! Junior sister, come here for a second."

Hongling grinned mischievously and pulled over a junior sister from the Earth Division, pointing to both sides of the doorway.

"I've heard that my junior sister's stone sculpting skills are absolutely superb."

Could you please install a stone sculpture on each side of this entrance?

Oh dear, they're not stone lions. Do those two even need these things to ward off evil spirits? They're pretty eerie themselves, cough cough...

Look, on the left is a big, tired, lazy dog, and on the right is a salted fish with a weird look in its eyes...

Hehe, that's right, that's right, they have to be the same size, so they look like a pair!

"We don't need a realistic art style; we can try to make it as cute as possible. How about that? Can you do it?"

"Is that all?"

The junior sister puffed out her chest and raised her head, looking confident: "A piece of cake!"

Spiritual energy surged, and the rock and soil coalesced, forming two lifelike stone sculptures on either side of the gate.

"Senior sister, do you think this is okay?"

"Hmm... the face could be a little cuter, the eyes a little more tired, um, like the kind of eyes that look like you don't care about anything and are so sleepy you just want to sleep!"

And this salted fish looks too energetic. You have to imagine a fish that has been thrown ashore, struggles a couple of times as if it's just a symbolic struggle, and then it's too lazy to even turn over, you know?

What? You can't imagine that look? Look over there, look over there, look at those two guys crouching in the corner, now you can imagine it, right?

"Great, yes, yes, that's very inspired! Let's do it that way, hehe!"

.........

In the corner, two pairs of dead fish eyes were filled with resentment.

"I feel……"

Black Sun's eyes were lifeless as he weakly propped up his cheeks.

"Besides offering suggestions and changing decisions, we don't feel involved at all in terms of actually taking action! We feel like we're completely superfluous!"

"Be confident, don't rely on your feelings."

Hongli looked at the two stone sculptures with a displeased expression.

"I feel like my aunt jumped in my face and mocked me, but the thing is, those lazy, good-for-nothing dogs are so cute, I can't bear to tear them apart..."

Damn it, am I just supposed to silently endure this mockery?!

"Well, we're both beneficiaries, so let's not complain too much..."

"I'm trembling with fear, these senior brothers and sisters are so scary!"

"However, the rest can be left to the players to do as they please..."

Suddenly, Hei Yang thought of something and said, "But I still have some ideas about the bedroom roof."

"uh-huh?"

Hongli raised an eyebrow and looked at Heiyang: "What do you mean?"

"I was thinking, could we ask everyone to come up with a way to fix that thing to the roof?"

Hei Yang scratched his head and poked Hong Li's knee.

"That big wall, didn't I give it to you before? You still have it with you, right?"

"You mean..."

Hong Li raised an eyebrow and took out the item: "This?"

Item: A very sturdy wall

Quality: purple

Size: 6 meters long, 0.5 meters wide, and 4 meters high (normal shape)

0.06 meters long, 0.005 meters wide, and 0.04 meters high (in its portable form)

Effect: It's really sturdy and can withstand attacks from Nascent Soul stage and below!

Introduction: A wall may be able to block the wind, but it may not be able to block the rain.

"Hmm, this is it."

Hei Yang nodded firmly.

"Think about it, although it's called a wall, it can only block one side, so it might as well be used as a roof."

"You don't need all the roof space, just the bedroom, or even just the space directly above the bed..."

"Oh ho! I get it!"

Hong Li's eyes lit up, and she blurted it out.

"Even if the sky falls, it won't stop us from sleeping in!"

"Ahem, well, why say it so harshly..."

Hei Yang coughed twice and chuckled, "This is called ensuring teenagers have a comfortable and healthy sleep like babies!"

"That makes perfect sense!"

Hong Li nodded firmly and gave a thumbs up: "Let's do it!"

……

"Speaking of which, should we go buy some food and drinks for all the big shots...?"

"Great idea! Go and come back quickly!"

"Hey? And what about you?"

"Of course I'll stay and continue to offer suggestions!"

You wouldn't want your house to turn into something you don't like, would you?

"Oh, what kind of reason is that?!"

"Oh dear, please go, Brother Heiyang~~"

"Damn it, I'll go, I'll go, okay...?"

"Hehe, I knew you were the best!"

"Stop flattering me, what do you want to eat?"

"Well, these are the foods I usually like to eat, you know that."

"Wait here."

"Hurry back! Don't you dare steal any food!"

"whispering sound."

Hehe, love you, mua~

Hongli watched her boyfriend's departing figure with a smile, then casually pulled out a recliner, lay down on her back, put on her sunglasses, and looked completely comfortable.

"Ah, this is life..."

"Yes, yes, it makes people envious and jealous."

"Ok?"

Hongli frowned, glancing lightly at the corner of her eye with her finger, looking at her aunt who had suddenly appeared in front of her with a puzzled expression.

"Is there a problem?"

"Ha, what could possibly be wrong with me?"

Hongling rolled her eyes and mimicked Hongli's tone: "Hehe, love you, mua~"

"Tch, this level of sarcastic remarks has no effect on me."

Hongli rolled her eyes, put her sunglasses back on, and shrugged indifferently.

"What's there to say? He's my boyfriend, I can kiss him however I want, okay!"

But you, Aunt, haven't you gotten over it yet after all this time?

After a pause, Hongli suddenly seemed to remember something, and her voice became more serious.

“I’m serious, it’s obvious that you have some psychological issues right now. You should have found out and addressed them as soon as possible. Not everyone can get through it by crying.”

"Ah this..."

Hongling was taken aback. Xiaoli's seriousness surprised her, but she only paused for a moment before revealing an unhappy expression.

"You know your aunt is heartbroken, yet you keep provoking me and tearing open my wounds. How can you be so inhumane?"

"Well……"

Hongli paused for a moment, then said with a serious expression, "Um, I don't know if you've ever heard of the legendary 'breakdown therapy', Auntie!"

Hongling: "..."